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  • TIM929TIM929 Los AngelesMembers  1482WRX Points: 902Handicap: 14.2Posts: 1,482 Platinum Tees
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    NICE SHA TUU!!!

    you'll hear it.. remember me.

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  • Viktoryred3Viktoryred3 Just playing the game... Members  250WRX Points: 79Handicap: 8Posts: 250 Greens
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    Just thought of another random one that my buddies and I use. Whenever we jam a putt home, we call it a Quentin Jammer (former UT Longhorn and SD Charger cornerback) lol

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  • morganmonroemorganmonroe At my desk.Members  383WRX Points: 114Posts: 383 Greens
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    We call a long drive a 'two cheeker', as in, "That was a two-cheeker."
    A putt on the lip is a Cuban. It needed one more revolution.
    A lost ball is a 404.

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  • MoonlightgrmMoonlightgrm MassachusettsMembers  1011WRX Points: 179Handicap: 2 (index = 2.3)Posts: 1,011 Platinum Tees
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    If you leave a putt short, but “dead in the hole”, we call it a Rockefeller.

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  • CrushSticksCrushSticks Members  676WRX Points: 137Posts: 676 Golden Tee
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    Most of ours are in regards to putting:
    Hammer Hands ( Or los manos de los hammers)- a person who hits putts way past the hole
    Shrimp D**k- a putt left well short

    Then we have this guy Mark who thinks he gives the best reads on putts (they are actually often pretty good) but he never makes anything himself. Those are Mark Reads and they have been a running joke for some time.

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    Wilson FG Tour V4 Utility - 3
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    Vokey SM 09 56
    Odyssey Versa 1W WBW 34"
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  • CROUSE99CROUSE99 Members  230WRX Points: 144Posts: 230 Fairways
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    Years ago, there was a golfer in town named Buddy Buchanan. He was known for giving himself putts well outside gimme range. It became common for guys in our group to say "I took a Buddy Buke on that hole." Or, "I had a Buddy Buke bogey. "

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  • OutlierOutlier OUTLIER Members  1321WRX Points: 154Handicap: 1906Posts: 1,321 Platinum Tees
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    The "grinder"......in our big 4 man team games- 4 net pars or better on a hole.

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  • Warrior42111Warrior42111 FloridaMembers  445WRX Points: 249Handicap: 19Posts: 445 Greens
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    Lip out is a 'prom-date' for my group.
    All lip and no hole.

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    Taylormade M4 Tour 15 * |Mitsubishi Tensei CK White 70 X
    Ping G400 18
    | PING Alta CB 65 Stiff
    Titleist 818 H1 20.5| Fujikura Atmos Blue 8X
    Callaway Apex 19 5-PW | Nippon Modus Tour 3 120 X
    Callaway MD4 48
    / 54* / 59* | Nippon Modus Tour 3 120 X
    Odyssey Stroke Lab, Toulon Memphis 34"
    Snell MTB-X

  • DeliSliceDeliSlice Members  18WRX Points: 18Posts: 18 Bunkers
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    Lately the terms to use are fairway genie when we hit a drive that manages to stay on the fairway after a hook/slice turns into a fade/draw

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    A “Fabby” bet is for Fabulous Merchandise. Winner, instead of cash, gets to choose something from the pro shop that the loser buys (typically a shirt, not a Scotty Cameron!)

    The advantage is you can wear the shirt as a sort of wearable trophy in future rounds to gloat.

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  • QuasimotoQuasimoto Members  961WRX Points: 131Handicap: ?Posts: 961 Golden Tee
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    For the guy in our group that has a succession of putts lip-out, we say he has liprosy.

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  • sprcoopsprcoop Tucson, AZMembers  1005WRX Points: 233Handicap: 16.7Posts: 1,005 Platinum Tees
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    I hit a particularly solid drive down the middle and I commented that I had "Nutted that one". Buddy steps up and flails one left into the woods and said that he had "Neutered that one". Now poor drives illicit the "neutered" comment.

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    Driver: Titleist 910 D2 9.75* Diamana Kai'li 65 Mid S
    3W: Titleist 910F 16.5 * Diamana Kai'li 75 Mid R
    3H: Titleist 910H 19 * Diamana Kai'li 80HYB Mid R
    2I: TourModel III True Temper S
    3-PW: Mizuno MP 60 True Temper Dynamic Gold S300 S
    SW: TourModel III True Temper S
    Putter: Cobra Anvil 005
    Ball: Ksig 3 piece

  • MtlJeffMtlJeff MontrealMembers  29745WRX Points: 2,694Handicap: 0.0Posts: 29,745 Titanium Tees
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    My group refers to the fairway as the "walking grass" lol. They dont hit a lot of fairways

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    Cobra F9 FW w/ Matrix Black Tie 80
    Ping G400 Crossover 20 w/KBS Tour Proto Hybrid
    Ping G410 4-SW w/S300
    Ping Glide 3.0 Eye2 60 w/S300
    Odyssey O-Works Red Tank #7
  • StanksStanks Everything I post is confrontational Members  1818WRX Points: 279Handicap: ?Posts: 1,818 Platinum Tees
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    "Drink more".
    "Another Rum Boogie" - Based off a drink served at the Bethel Golf Course in Bethel, Maine.
    "She gone" - Lose a ball. Coast to coast.

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  • raindawg1raindawg1 Members  84WRX Points: 60Handicap: 12Posts: 84 Fairways
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    A "toilet ringer" in our family is when you hit one of those putts that roll half way around the lip of the cup but doesn't drop. Like water swirling around the toilet.

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  • Warrior42111Warrior42111 FloridaMembers  445WRX Points: 249Handicap: 19Posts: 445 Greens
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    On -, @raindawg1 said:

    A "toilet ringer" in our family is when you hit one of those putts that roll half way around the lip of the cup but doesn't drop. Like water swirling around the toilet.

    That's a prom date in my group. All lip no hole

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    Taylormade M6 10.5| Project X Even Flow Black X 6.5
    Taylormade M4 Tour 15 * |Mitsubishi Tensei CK White 70 X
    Ping G400 18
    | PING Alta CB 65 Stiff
    Titleist 818 H1 20.5| Fujikura Atmos Blue 8X
    Callaway Apex 19 5-PW | Nippon Modus Tour 3 120 X
    Callaway MD4 48
    / 54* / 59* | Nippon Modus Tour 3 120 X
    Odyssey Stroke Lab, Toulon Memphis 34"
    Snell MTB-X

  • QuigleyDUQuigleyDU Members, ClubWRX  10367WRX Points: 3,560Handicap: 8Posts: 10,367 ClubWRX
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    When someone lays up. I almost always say " way to make up for lack of ability with smart play".

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    Driver: Taylormade SIM 10.5 KBS TD 70TX
    3 iron Cobra King Utility Aldila Rouge 90 X flex
    4-PW Cobra king forged CB KBS $ Taper 130 X flex
    WEDGES; CLEVELAND RTX4: 49 and 64
    WEDGES: Titleist SM7 54 and 60 KBS tour custom matte black shafts.
    PUTTER; Kronos release long neck
    BALL; 2019 ProV1 yellow/Snell MTB-X yellow
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    On -, @Ferguson said:

    Maybe the thread should be sophomoric phrases/words?

    Grumpelstiltskin at it again...

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    Driver: Taylormade SIM 10.5 KBS TD 70TX
    3 iron Cobra King Utility Aldila Rouge 90 X flex
    4-PW Cobra king forged CB KBS $ Taper 130 X flex
    WEDGES; CLEVELAND RTX4: 49 and 64
    WEDGES: Titleist SM7 54 and 60 KBS tour custom matte black shafts.
    PUTTER; Kronos release long neck
    BALL; 2019 ProV1 yellow/Snell MTB-X yellow
  • MtlJeffMtlJeff MontrealMembers  29745WRX Points: 2,694Handicap: 0.0Posts: 29,745 Titanium Tees
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    On -, @QuigleyDU said:

    On -, @Ferguson said:

    Maybe the thread should be sophomoric phrases/words?

    Grumpelstiltskin at it again...

    He's kinda right though!

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    Cobra F9 FW w/ Matrix Black Tie 80
    Ping G400 Crossover 20 w/KBS Tour Proto Hybrid
    Ping G410 4-SW w/S300
    Ping Glide 3.0 Eye2 60 w/S300
    Odyssey O-Works Red Tank #7
  • CaddiesFaultCaddiesFault Golf Professional Members  867WRX Points: 144Handicap: -Posts: 867 Golden Tee
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    New one...a nipsy hussle(RIP). a chip thats moving but then checks up!

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  • pholwaypholway Members  507WRX Points: 111Handicap: 12.6Posts: 507 Golden Tee
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    On -, @Warrior42111 said:

    Lip out is a 'prom-date' for my group.
    All lip and no hole.

    That junior prom for mine. We did better as seniors

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    Callaway Rogue 17 Degree Project X Even Flow Blue
    Titleist TS2 21 Degree Tensei Blue
    Titleist T300 5-GW Nippon 950GH
    Vokey SM6 54 + 58 KBS C Taper
    Vokey SM4 64 Dynamic Gold
    Odyssey EXO 7s
    Vice Pro Plus / Kirkland Signature

  • jldavis73jldavis73 Members  1068WRX Points: 115Posts: 1,068 Platinum Tees
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    A "blowgey"...making bogey or worse after hitting a nice drive in the fairway.

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    Srixon Z945 3-PW, Project X 6.5
    Cleveland RTX 3 52*, 56* 60*, Dynamic Gold 
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  • dbleagdbleag Members  2933WRX Points: 181Posts: 2,933 Titanium Tees
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    On -, @jldavis73 said:

    A "blowgey"...making bogey or worse after hitting a nice drive in the fairway.

    Cameron Champ made a blowgey on #17 Sunday after a 350+ drive, leaving about a 50 yard pitch to the green.

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  • ChomperChomper ClubWRX  1104WRX Points: 102Posts: 1,104 Platinum Tees
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    I use a few.

    "Jaques Cousteau" is a water ball, the underwater explorer.
    A "Kardashian" - when nobody makes a putt. Nothing white goes in that hole. (I said that in front of my step-daughter, she spit out her drink!)
    "It's ugly but has big t**s." A lousy shot that ends up in good shape.

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  • edomingoxedomingox Members  4WRX Points: 13Posts: 4 Starters
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    Whenever my friends say to me, "You play so much golf, your wife is probably has a boyfriend on the side."
    I just say back, "Do you think If I get her another boyfriend I'll have more time to play more golf?"

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  • lchanglchang Members  776WRX Points: 192Handicap: 11Posts: 776 Golden Tee
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    Friend of mine this weekend, after he lagged a putt to three feet on an early hole, mumbled while half-distracted, “I’ll tap out.” instead of “tap in.” We kind of laughed a bit. “Ahh like in wrestling?! Yeah you should give up. Give up golf!”

    For the rest of the round, there were plenty of opportunities to mimic this when someone in the group was on their way to a big number.... “I’ll tap out”. “I should have tapped out 3 swings ago.” “Or three holes ago.” “You should have tapped out 3 years ago.” “God that was a terrible shot. I’m tapping out.” “Argghh. Why do I play this stupid game?! I tap out!”

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  • Jimjam651Jimjam651 Members  171WRX Points: 124Posts: 171 Fairways
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    One of my favourites is worm burner for a low thin one but we mainly just try to wind eachother up after shots, whether good or bad, with overtly sarcastic comments

    Ooh no one likes to see that

    Ooh I wouldn't have hit it over there

    Or an old favourite after a terrible shot

    Good shot mate

    Never gets old

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    3 wood - Titleist 910 F 15 Motore Speeder VC 7.1
    Hybrid - Titleist 910 H 19 Diamana Kai'li
    Irons - Mizuno MMC FliHi 3 Iron - KBS Tour stiff
    Irons - Mizuno JPX 919 Tour 4 - PW KBS Tour stiff
    Wedges - Titleist SM7 53 & 60
    Putter - Yes! Callie

  • bulls9999bulls9999 GHIN Index = 12.8Members  985WRX Points: 207Handicap: GHIN Index 12.8Posts: 985 Golden Tee
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    Never phased by missing the green, as I usually comment to my wife, my playing partner, as it's "just a chip and a putt (away from par)". I say that so much, and often convert, that even she's saying it now. Or when I complain about being off the green, she'll say something like "what's the matter, remember "it's just a chip and a putt"!!

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    GHIN Index 12.7
    Epic Flash Driver-LH, 10.5*, Tensei CK Blue 60-Stiff 
    GBB 5-wood (18*), 7-wood (20*); Mitsubishi KuroKage 50 
    Callaway Rogue Pro 4-AW, Recoil 760 F3
    Callaway Rogue 19* 3-Hb, Aldila Synergy 60-Reg
    Cleveland RTX 50*, 54*, 58*
    Odyssey Double Wide Stroke Lab Putter
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  • Mike_CMike_C Members  1593WRX Points: 204Posts: 1,593 Platinum Tees
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    On -, @bulls9999 said:

    Never phased by missing the green, as I usually comment to my wife, my playing partner, as it's "just a chip and a putt (away from par)". I say that so much, and often convert, that even she's saying it now. Or when I complain about being off the green, she'll say something like "what's the matter, remember "it's just a chip and a putt"!!

    My good friend who I grew up playing with in high school, was given "Pitch and a Putt" as a middle name by a guy we used to play against since he did it so often...His first and last name also started with a P.

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    TM GAPR Mid 4 hybrid KBS Hybrid S
    Srixon Z585 5 iron Recoil 95 F5
    Srixon Z785 6-PW Recoil 95 F5
    Cleveland CBX 2 52 bent to 51 DG 120 S
    Callaway MD 4 54/10 S Modus 3 115 W
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