Jump to content
2024 RBC Heritage WITB photos ×

Matsuyama crushing that bug at 18


slimeone

Recommended Posts

I think it was 18 or maybe 17, but anyway I found it quite disturbing when he flicked that insect away from his line and then grew impatient and half crushed it with his putter, then I could see the fallen creature maimed and lying on the green while the cameras showed him lining up his putt, which given his yippy preparation took quite a while.

 

Well I thought it was pretty bad behaviour because that bug was just doing his thing and then he got crushed. Matsuyama definitely got instant Karma because he missed his putt but he somehow managed to restore order and win anyway. Maybe Webb had some bad Karma due as well.

 

Am I alone here?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 265
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

I think it was 18 or maybe 17, but anyway I found it quite disturbing when he flicked that insect away from his line and then grew impatient and half crushed it with his putter, then I could see the fallen creature maimed and lying on the green while the cameras showed him lining up his putt, which given his yippy preparation took quite a while.

 

Well I thought it was pretty bad behaviour because that bug was just doing his thing and then he got crushed. Matsuyama definitely got instant Karma because he missed his putt but he somehow managed to restore order and win anyway. Maybe Webb had some bad Karma due as well.

 

Am I alone here?

 

Yes. #banwindshields

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think it was 18 or maybe 17, but anyway I found it quite disturbing when he flicked that insect away from his line and then grew impatient and half crushed it with his putter, then I could see the fallen creature maimed and lying on the green while the cameras showed him lining up his putt, which given his yippy preparation took quite a while.

 

Well I thought it was pretty bad behaviour because that bug was just doing his thing and then he got crushed. Matsuyama definitely got instant Karma because he missed his putt but he somehow managed to restore order and win anyway. Maybe Webb had some bad Karma due as well.

 

Am I alone here?

Actually what happened was a Men in Black type situation. The insect (actually an alien) took over Hideki's body, then alien Hideki crushed the old bug body. Alien Hideki missed the putt because he wasn't used to the new body. This is obvious stuff, common sense really.

Former professional golfer. Current amateur human being.

Driver: PXG 0811X Gen 4 7.5 HZRDUS Smoke iM10 Green 60 TX 45.9" D3

Driver 2: Taylormade Burner Mini 11.5 HZRDUS Smoke Green 70 X D5

Fairway: PXG 0311XF Gen 5 4 Wood; Smoke iM10 Green 70 TX D6

Irons: PXG 0317X; PXG 0311T Gen 5; 5-GW DG 105 X D7

Wedges: Titleist Vokey SM9 56 S Grind;  Cleveland RTX Full Face 64 DG 120 X E0

Putter: PXG Battle Ready Raptor 38” Wristlock Grip

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think it was 18 or maybe 17, but anyway I found it quite disturbing when he flicked that insect away from his line and then grew impatient and half crushed it with his putter, then I could see the fallen creature maimed and lying on the green while the cameras showed him lining up his putt, which given his yippy preparation took quite a while.

 

Well I thought it was pretty bad behaviour because that bug was just doing his thing and then he got crushed. Matsuyama definitely got instant Karma because he missed his putt but he somehow managed to restore order and win anyway. Maybe Webb had some bad Karma due as well.

 

Am I alone here?

Actually what happened was a Men in Black type situation. The insect (actually an alien) took over Hideki's body, then alien Hideki crushed the old bug body. Alien Hideki missed the putt because he wasn't used to the new body. This is obvious stuff, common sense really.

So what happened to the old Hideki's soul, just out of interest?
Link to comment
Share on other sites

So we need to imagine some horrific fiction in order to empathize with your loony reality? That'll win a whole bunch of hearts and minds.

Callaway XR Pro Attas Tour SPX X
Taylormade Tour issue 15* V Steel 3 wood
Hybrid undecided
Cobra Amp Cell Pro's (All MB) 4-GW Project X Rifle 6.0
Cleveland CG15 56 and 60
White Hot 6 Long Neck

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2017- Where we have officially become offended by a person killing a bug.

Well did you ever consider that bug might have been doing something equally important in bug world? Imagine if a giant bug had come down and stomped Hideki mid-routine. It would be newsworthy.

 

It wouldn't be newsworthy to the giant bug.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well if the insect had proper golf etiquette and stayed away from his line it would have never had this problem.

 

#knowtherulesbugs

Titleist 907 D2 w/ V2 67
TM RBZ Stage 2 5W HL 21*
Mizuno MP63 4-PW
Titleist Vokey SM4 52 & 58
Odyssey Tour Fill 2 Ball
[url="http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/topic/1120495-commerce-tigers-odd-witb/"]WITB Link[/url]

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think it was 18 or maybe 17, but anyway I found it quite disturbing when he flicked that insect away from his line and then grew impatient and half crushed it with his putter, then I could see the fallen creature maimed and lying on the green while the cameras showed him lining up his putt, which given his yippy preparation took quite a while.

 

Well I thought it was pretty bad behaviour because that bug was just doing his thing and then he got crushed. Matsuyama definitely got instant Karma because he missed his putt but he somehow managed to restore order and win anyway. Maybe Webb had some bad Karma due as well.

 

Am I alone here?

Actually what happened was a Men in Black type situation. The insect (actually an alien) took over Hideki's body, then alien Hideki crushed the old bug body. Alien Hideki missed the putt because he wasn't used to the new body. This is obvious stuff, common sense really.

So what happened to the old Hideki's soul, just out of interest?

If my theory is correct, he is without question 100% dead.

Former professional golfer. Current amateur human being.

Driver: PXG 0811X Gen 4 7.5 HZRDUS Smoke iM10 Green 60 TX 45.9" D3

Driver 2: Taylormade Burner Mini 11.5 HZRDUS Smoke Green 70 X D5

Fairway: PXG 0311XF Gen 5 4 Wood; Smoke iM10 Green 70 TX D6

Irons: PXG 0317X; PXG 0311T Gen 5; 5-GW DG 105 X D7

Wedges: Titleist Vokey SM9 56 S Grind;  Cleveland RTX Full Face 64 DG 120 X E0

Putter: PXG Battle Ready Raptor 38” Wristlock Grip

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think it was 18 or maybe 17, but anyway I found it quite disturbing when he flicked that insect away from his line and then grew impatient and half crushed it with his putter, then I could see the fallen creature maimed and lying on the green while the cameras showed him lining up his putt, which given his yippy preparation took quite a while.

 

Well I thought it was pretty bad behaviour because that bug was just doing his thing and then he got crushed. Matsuyama definitely got instant Karma because he missed his putt but he somehow managed to restore order and win anyway. Maybe Webb had some bad Karma due as well.

 

Am I alone here?

Actually what happened was a Men in Black type situation. The insect (actually an alien) took over Hideki's body, then alien Hideki crushed the old bug body. Alien Hideki missed the putt because he wasn't used to the new body. This is obvious stuff, common sense really.

So what happened to the old Hideki's soul, just out of interest?

If my theory is correct, he is without question 100% dead.

Well he had a decent run. No majors though.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

People take issue with literally everything these days...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are so many good jokes about this but for fear of banning I will resist....

Driver: PXG 0311 Gen 4 9*
3w: Taylormade Sim 15*
Hybrid: Titleist 816h 21*
Irons: PXG 0311 Gen 5 T 4i thru GW 
Wedges: Vokey SM9 54*, 58*
Putter: Scotty Cameron Special Select Newport 2.5

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think the funniest part is he held it in four long days. Haha

 

Ps. Pretty sure OP is joking.

Titleist 907 D2 w/ V2 67
TM RBZ Stage 2 5W HL 21*
Mizuno MP63 4-PW
Titleist Vokey SM4 52 & 58
Odyssey Tour Fill 2 Ball
[url="http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/topic/1120495-commerce-tigers-odd-witb/"]WITB Link[/url]

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[twitter]oneputtblunder[/twitter]
10.5 Aeroburner TP Fujikura Speeder Pro XLR8
14.5 X2 Hot 3 Deep Tour Green
18* X2 Hot Pro Hybrid
RSI TP 4-PW KBS Tour 120
Byron Morgan DH89 Rincon Neck deep mill or Circa 62 No 2
Vokey 52/56/60 SM5/TVDK/TVDVgrind DG S300
[url="http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/topic/175527-one-putts-road-to-redemption-bag-04262014/"]WITB Link[/url]

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Anyone with Steven Seagal with some Ho's as his avatar MUST be taken very seriously.

 

So...I think you have to ask yourself.. "what would Steven Seagal do?"

 

He'd kill a puppy instead.

Steven Seagal loves all sentient beings. Ho's, Panda's...

 

Panda.jpg

 

He's also the reincarnation of a Buddhist monk and has won a PETA award, apparently. He would have saved that bug, and made the putt. Then broken Webb Simpson's arm.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Our picks

    • 2024 RBC Heritage - Discussion and Links to Photos
      Please put any questions or comments here
       
       
       
       
       
      General Albums
       
      2024 RBC Heritage - Monday #1
      2024 RBC Heritage - Monday #2
       
       
       
       
      WITB Albums
       
      Justin Thomas - WITB - 2024 RBC Heritage
      Justin Rose - WITB - 2024 RBC Heritage
      Chandler Phillips - WITB - 2024 RBC Heritage
      Nick Dunlap - WITB - 2024 RBC Heritage
      Thomas Detry - WITB - 2024 RBC Heritage
      Austin Eckroat - WITB - 2024 RBC Heritage
       
       
       
       
       
      Pullout Albums
       
      Wyndham Clark's Odyssey putter - 2024 RBC Heritage
      JT's new Cameron putter - 2024 RBC Heritage
      Justin Thomas testing new Titleist 2 wood - 2024 RBC Heritage
      Cameron putters - 2024 RBC Heritage
      Odyssey putter with triple track alignment aid - 2024 RBC Heritage
      Scotty Cameron The Blk Box putting alignment aid/training aid - 2024 RBC Heritage
       
       
       
       
       
       
      • 5 replies
    • 2024 Masters - Discussion and Links to Photos
      Huge shoutout to our member Stinger2irons for taking and posting photos from Augusta
       
       
      Tuesday
       
      The Masters 2024 – Pt. 1
      The Masters 2024 – Pt. 2
      The Masters 2024 – Pt. 3
      The Masters 2024 – Pt. 4
      The Masters 2024 – Pt. 5
      The Masters 2024 – Pt. 6
      The Masters 2024 – Pt. 7
      The Masters 2024 – Pt. 8
      The Masters 2024 – Pt. 9
      The Masters 2024 – Pt. 10
       
       
       
      • 14 replies
    • Rory McIlroy testing a new TaylorMade "PROTO" 4-iron – 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Rory McIlroy testing a new TaylorMade "PROTO" 4-iron – 2024 Valero Texas Open
        • Haha
        • Like
      • 92 replies
    • 2024 Valero Texas Open - Discussion and Links to Photos
      Please put any questions or Comments here
       
       
       
      General Albums
       
      2024 Valero Texas Open - Monday #1
      2024 Valero Texas Open - Tuesday #1
       
       
       
       
       
      WITB Albums
       
      Ben Taylor - WITB - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Paul Barjon - WITB - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Joe Sullivan - WITB - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Wilson Furr - WITB - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Ben Willman - SoTex PGA Section Champ - WITB - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Jimmy Stanger - WITB - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Rickie Fowler - WITB - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Harrison Endycott - WITB - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Vince Whaley - WITB - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Kevin Chappell - WITB - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Christian Bezuidenhout - WITB (mini) - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Scott Gutschewski - WITB - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Michael S. Kim WITB – 2024 Valero Texas Open
       
       
       
      Pullout Albums
       
      Cameron putter - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Ben Taylor with new Titleist TRS 2 wood - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Swag cover - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Greyson Sigg's custom Cameron putter - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Davis Riley's custom Cameron putter - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Josh Teater's custom Cameron putter - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Hzrdus T1100 is back - - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Mark Hubbard testing ported Titleist irons – 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Tyson Alexander testing new Titleist TRS 2 wood - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Hideki Matsuyama's custom Cameron putter - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Cobra putters - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Joel Dahmen WITB – 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Axis 1 broomstick putter - 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Rory McIlroy testing a new TaylorMade "PROTO" 4-iron – 2024 Valero Texas Open
      Rory McIlroy's Trackman numbers w/ driver on the range – 2024 Valero Texas Open
       
       
       
      • 4 replies
    • 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open - Discussion and links to Photos
      Please put any questions or Comments here
       
       
       
      General Albums
       
      2024 Texas Children's Houston Open - Monday #1
      2024 Texas Children's Houston Open - Monday #2
      2024 Texas Children's Houston Open - Tuesday #1
      2024 Texas Children's Houston Open - Tuesday #2
      2024 Texas Children's Houston Open - Tuesday #3
       
       
       
       
      WITB Albums
       
      Thorbjorn Olesen - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Ben Silverman - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Jesse Droemer - SoTX PGA Section POY - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      David Lipsky - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Martin Trainer - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Zac Blair - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Jacob Bridgeman - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Trace Crowe - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Jimmy Walker - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Daniel Berger - WITB(very mini) - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Chesson Hadley - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Callum McNeill - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Rhein Gibson - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Patrick Fishburn - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Peter Malnati - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Raul Pereda - WITB - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Gary Woodland WITB (New driver, iron shafts) – 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Padraig Harrington WITB – 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
       
       
       
       
      Pullout Albums
       
      Tom Hoge's custom Cameron - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Cameron putter - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Piretti putters - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Ping putter - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Kevin Dougherty's custom Cameron putter - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Bettinardi putter - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Cameron putter - 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Erik Barnes testing an all-black Axis1 putter – 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
      Tony Finau's new driver shaft – 2024 Texas Children's Houston Open
       
       
       
       
       
      • 13 replies

×
×
  • Create New...