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Last year, in an effort to improve the capability of our forums, we switched to new software. We expected tremendous scalability and rapid customization that would significantly improve each Member's experience across multiple devices and integrate flawlessly with social media platforms.

Unfortunately, after a significant capital expense, we have decided that the length of time and the additional cost to reach our goals make this enterprise untenable.

Thus, we have made the difficult decision to transition the forums to our original software platform. We’re excited that, in the nearly two years since we began the process of our most recent switch, our original platform has been upgraded significantly, and we are confident that the reversion will not only provide the stability that we desperately needed prior to our last move but will also return to the Membership the high level of customization that made our online community so great. We have also added technical resources to the GolfWRX staff that will allow us to build custom modules and modifications that we are confident will take the forums to the next level.

We remain the world's largest online golf community, and we still hold true to our core values and mission statement as written in 2005. Bearing both of those elements in mind, being the best and offering our Members a platform that is world-class are both requirements, not options, and it is that spirit that has motivated this decision.

So, please pardon our mess over the next five days or so while we transition the forums.

A few important notes: Current content will be accessible during that time, but the forums will be READ ONLY, and you will not be able to start new threads or reply to posts. Personal Messaging is enabled but PMs sent/received from the time the board was frozen will not carry over. We know this is inconvenient, and we apologize, and we greatly appreciate GolfWRXers bearing with us through the transition.

We are very excited about starting this next chapter for GolfWRX and getting back to the high-quality Member experience we all expect as soon as possible.

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  • thug the bunnythug the bunny Members  6141WRX Points: 150Handicap: 8.2Posts: 6,141 Titanium Tees
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    I was taking a nice relaxed #2 when I realized that the demo toilets at Home Depot aren't actually connected to plumbing.
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  • ramdorskyramdorsky Members  123WRX Points: 23Handicap: 12Posts: 123 Fairways
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    How to be a really good friend!<br />
    <br />
    Jim brings his best buddy home for dinner.<br />
    Alice, Jims’ wife, screams, "You *******! I haven't<br />
    done my hair or makeup, the house is a mess, the<br />
    dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pajamas and I<br />
    can't be bothered with cooking tonight!<br />
    Why the **** did you bring him home, anyway?"<br />
    "Because he's thinking of getting married..."
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    Taylormade RBZ.......15*
    Callaway RAZR(hy)..21*
    Mizuno JPX900T.....4-10
    Scor...........................50*
    Vokey..................54* 60*
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  • thug the bunnythug the bunny Members  6141WRX Points: 150Handicap: 8.2Posts: 6,141 Titanium Tees
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    ramdorsky wrote:
    <br />
    How to be a really good friend!<br />
    <br />
    Jim brings his best buddy home for dinner.<br />
    Alice, Jims’ wife, screams, "You *******! I haven't<br />
    done my hair or makeup, the house is a mess, the<br />
    dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pajamas and I<br />
    can't be bothered with cooking tonight!<br />
    Why the **** did you bring him home, anyway?"<br />
    "Because he's thinking of getting married..."<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    Took me a second..
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  • ramdorskyramdorsky Members  123WRX Points: 23Handicap: 12Posts: 123 Fairways
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    Old man and the medical students<br />
    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.<br />
    He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.<br />
    One student said to his friend:<br />
    "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."<br />
    The other student says:<br />
    "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."<br />
    Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.<br />
    They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk,<br />
    but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"<br />
    The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."<br />
    The first student said, "I think its Peltry Syndrome."<br />
    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong.."<br />
    The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."<br />
    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."<br />
    So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"<br />
    The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too"
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    Scor...........................50*
    Vokey..................54* 60*
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  • DpavsDpavs OverWRX'ed MichiganClubWRX  4037WRX Points: 701Posts: 4,037 ClubWRX
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    Recently a lawyer friend of mine was bitten by a snake. Sadly there was no immediately available medical help so the snake died.
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  • DpavsDpavs OverWRX'ed MichiganClubWRX  4037WRX Points: 701Posts: 4,037 ClubWRX
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    My neighbors are listening to great music right now. Whether they like it or not.<br />
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    Jellyfish have existed as a species for 500 million years, surviving just fine without a brain. This fact gives hope to quite a few people I know.<br />
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    My parents often tell me that nobody is perfect. My friends have referred to me as a nobody. From this I have deduced that I am perfect!<br />
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  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    True story. I'm sitting on the sofa (without my glasses) this afternoon watching the Honda, and I hit the 'Guide' button on my remote to check out the listings. I'm scrolling through the listings when I see "The Golfather". Cool. Oh, wait a minute.<br />
    <br />
    Of course, my mind starts to work on a script for The Golfather. Scenes include waking up in bed and discovering several dozen Top Flights.<br />
    <br />
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    • Ping G400 Max 10.5 - Fujikura Vista Pro 65 Flex-X 44.5"
    • TaylorMade AeroBurner Mini Driver 16 - Matrix Speed RUL-Z 60 Stiff
    • Ping G400 7wd 20.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff 43"
    • Ping G400 9wd 23.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff
    • Ping G400 26 and 30 hybrids - Alta CB 70 Stiff
    • Ping i200 7-P (2 Deg Weak) Orange Dot (2 Deg Flat) - True Temper X95 S300
    • Ping Glide 2.0 52 SS, 56 WS, and 60 WS AWT 2.0 Wedge
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  • ramdorskyramdorsky Members  123WRX Points: 23Handicap: 12Posts: 123 Fairways
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    <br />
    From SwingxSwing...
    <br />
    During John’s physical examination, his doctor asked him about his physical activity level.
    <br />
    John described a typical day this way, “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through some trees and vegetation. I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered and at the end of it all, I drank eight beers.”
    <br />
    Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one **** of an outdoorsman!”
    <br />
    “No,” John replied, “I’m just a crappy golfer.”
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    Cobra Bio Cell Pro....10*
    Taylormade RBZ.......15*
    Callaway RAZR(hy)..21*
    Mizuno JPX900T.....4-10
    Scor...........................50*
    Vokey..................54* 60*
    SC American Classic III
  • Bob9604Bob9604 Members  270WRX Points: 0Handicap: 17Posts: 270
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    A gentleman is having trouble in the bedroom so his wife finally talks him into seeing a doctor. When the doctor asks him what was wrong he explained that when they try to have **** he can not get "aroused". The doctor turns to the mans wife, tells her to get undressed and lay in the table. He then begins to look her all over and thoroughly examine her. After several minutes he turns to the man and says "Your fine, she didn't give me a boner either."
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  • ramdorskyramdorsky Members  123WRX Points: 23Handicap: 12Posts: 123 Fairways
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    A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy ****" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson."<br /><br />Before & After Marriage<br />
    <br />
    BEFORE MARRIAGE<br />
    John--Ah....At last. I can hardly wait!<br />
    Jane--Do you want me to leave?<br />
    John--NO! Don't even think about it.<br />
    Jane--Do you love me?<br />
    John-- Of course! Always have and always will!<br />
    Jane--Have you ever cheated on me?<br />
    John--NO! Why are you asking?<br />
    Jane--Will you kiss me?<br />
    John--Every chance I get!<br />
    Jane--Will you hit me?<br />
    John--Heck no! Are you crazy?<br />
    Jane-- Can I trust you?<br />
    John--Yes<br />
    Jane--Darling!<br />
    AFTER MARRIAGE Read from the bottom back to the top
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    Callaway RAZR(hy)..21*
    Mizuno JPX900T.....4-10
    Scor...........................50*
    Vokey..................54* 60*
    SC American Classic III
  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    • Ping G400 Max 10.5 - Fujikura Vista Pro 65 Flex-X 44.5"
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    • Ping G400 7wd 20.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff 43"
    • Ping G400 9wd 23.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff
    • Ping G400 26 and 30 hybrids - Alta CB 70 Stiff
    • Ping i200 7-P (2 Deg Weak) Orange Dot (2 Deg Flat) - True Temper X95 S300
    • Ping Glide 2.0 52 SS, 56 WS, and 60 WS AWT 2.0 Wedge
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  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    • Ping G400 Max 10.5 - Fujikura Vista Pro 65 Flex-X 44.5"
    • TaylorMade AeroBurner Mini Driver 16 - Matrix Speed RUL-Z 60 Stiff
    • Ping G400 7wd 20.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff 43"
    • Ping G400 9wd 23.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff
    • Ping G400 26 and 30 hybrids - Alta CB 70 Stiff
    • Ping i200 7-P (2 Deg Weak) Orange Dot (2 Deg Flat) - True Temper X95 S300
    • Ping Glide 2.0 52 SS, 56 WS, and 60 WS AWT 2.0 Wedge
    • Odyssey O-Works #7 Tank 38"
  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    My therapist says I'm too preoccupied with vengeance.<br />
    <br />
    We'll see about that.
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    • Ping G400 Max 10.5 - Fujikura Vista Pro 65 Flex-X 44.5"
    • TaylorMade AeroBurner Mini Driver 16 - Matrix Speed RUL-Z 60 Stiff
    • Ping G400 7wd 20.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff 43"
    • Ping G400 9wd 23.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff
    • Ping G400 26 and 30 hybrids - Alta CB 70 Stiff
    • Ping i200 7-P (2 Deg Weak) Orange Dot (2 Deg Flat) - True Temper X95 S300
    • Ping Glide 2.0 52 SS, 56 WS, and 60 WS AWT 2.0 Wedge
    • Odyssey O-Works #7 Tank 38"
  • thug the bunnythug the bunny Members  6141WRX Points: 150Handicap: 8.2Posts: 6,141 Titanium Tees
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  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    Whiteboards are remarkable.
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    • Ping G400 Max 10.5 - Fujikura Vista Pro 65 Flex-X 44.5"
    • TaylorMade AeroBurner Mini Driver 16 - Matrix Speed RUL-Z 60 Stiff
    • Ping G400 7wd 20.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff 43"
    • Ping G400 9wd 23.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff
    • Ping G400 26 and 30 hybrids - Alta CB 70 Stiff
    • Ping i200 7-P (2 Deg Weak) Orange Dot (2 Deg Flat) - True Temper X95 S300
    • Ping Glide 2.0 52 SS, 56 WS, and 60 WS AWT 2.0 Wedge
    • Odyssey O-Works #7 Tank 38"
  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    From the makers of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter(tm), introducing:<br />
      <br />
    • It Might Be Bread<br />
    • Let's Just Say It's Cream Cheese<br />
    • It Almost Tastes Like Jam<br />
    • Sure, It's "Maple Syrup"<br />
    • Smells a Bit Like Eggs<br />
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    • Ping G400 Max 10.5 - Fujikura Vista Pro 65 Flex-X 44.5"
    • TaylorMade AeroBurner Mini Driver 16 - Matrix Speed RUL-Z 60 Stiff
    • Ping G400 7wd 20.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff 43"
    • Ping G400 9wd 23.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff
    • Ping G400 26 and 30 hybrids - Alta CB 70 Stiff
    • Ping i200 7-P (2 Deg Weak) Orange Dot (2 Deg Flat) - True Temper X95 S300
    • Ping Glide 2.0 52 SS, 56 WS, and 60 WS AWT 2.0 Wedge
    • Odyssey O-Works #7 Tank 38"
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  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    Guy: Boss, I've got a prob --<br />
    <br />
    Boss: There are no such things as problems, only opportunities.<br />
    <br />
    Guy: Oh, OK. Boss, I have a serious drinking opportunity.
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    • Ping G400 Max 10.5 - Fujikura Vista Pro 65 Flex-X 44.5"
    • TaylorMade AeroBurner Mini Driver 16 - Matrix Speed RUL-Z 60 Stiff
    • Ping G400 7wd 20.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff 43"
    • Ping G400 9wd 23.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff
    • Ping G400 26 and 30 hybrids - Alta CB 70 Stiff
    • Ping i200 7-P (2 Deg Weak) Orange Dot (2 Deg Flat) - True Temper X95 S300
    • Ping Glide 2.0 52 SS, 56 WS, and 60 WS AWT 2.0 Wedge
    • Odyssey O-Works #7 Tank 38"
  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    Wow, those decals look so realistic.<br />
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    Posted:
    • Ping G400 Max 10.5 - Fujikura Vista Pro 65 Flex-X 44.5"
    • TaylorMade AeroBurner Mini Driver 16 - Matrix Speed RUL-Z 60 Stiff
    • Ping G400 7wd 20.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff 43"
    • Ping G400 9wd 23.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff
    • Ping G400 26 and 30 hybrids - Alta CB 70 Stiff
    • Ping i200 7-P (2 Deg Weak) Orange Dot (2 Deg Flat) - True Temper X95 S300
    • Ping Glide 2.0 52 SS, 56 WS, and 60 WS AWT 2.0 Wedge
    • Odyssey O-Works #7 Tank 38"
  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    Happy times. On vacation with the ex.<br />
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    • Ping G400 Max 10.5 - Fujikura Vista Pro 65 Flex-X 44.5"
    • TaylorMade AeroBurner Mini Driver 16 - Matrix Speed RUL-Z 60 Stiff
    • Ping G400 7wd 20.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff 43"
    • Ping G400 9wd 23.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff
    • Ping G400 26 and 30 hybrids - Alta CB 70 Stiff
    • Ping i200 7-P (2 Deg Weak) Orange Dot (2 Deg Flat) - True Temper X95 S300
    • Ping Glide 2.0 52 SS, 56 WS, and 60 WS AWT 2.0 Wedge
    • Odyssey O-Works #7 Tank 38"
  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.<br />
    <br />
    Churchill: Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
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    • Ping G400 Max 10.5 - Fujikura Vista Pro 65 Flex-X 44.5"
    • TaylorMade AeroBurner Mini Driver 16 - Matrix Speed RUL-Z 60 Stiff
    • Ping G400 7wd 20.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff 43"
    • Ping G400 9wd 23.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff
    • Ping G400 26 and 30 hybrids - Alta CB 70 Stiff
    • Ping i200 7-P (2 Deg Weak) Orange Dot (2 Deg Flat) - True Temper X95 S300
    • Ping Glide 2.0 52 SS, 56 WS, and 60 WS AWT 2.0 Wedge
    • Odyssey O-Works #7 Tank 38"
  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    Posted:
    • Ping G400 Max 10.5 - Fujikura Vista Pro 65 Flex-X 44.5"
    • TaylorMade AeroBurner Mini Driver 16 - Matrix Speed RUL-Z 60 Stiff
    • Ping G400 7wd 20.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff 43"
    • Ping G400 9wd 23.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff
    • Ping G400 26 and 30 hybrids - Alta CB 70 Stiff
    • Ping i200 7-P (2 Deg Weak) Orange Dot (2 Deg Flat) - True Temper X95 S300
    • Ping Glide 2.0 52 SS, 56 WS, and 60 WS AWT 2.0 Wedge
    • Odyssey O-Works #7 Tank 38"
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  • ramdorskyramdorsky Members  123WRX Points: 23Handicap: 12Posts: 123 Fairways
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    From Swing x Swing-<br />
    <br />
    John and Bill, two friends of equal ability decide to play a round of golf together and “play it as it lies” on all shots. Both hit their tee shots on the the first hole, a long par-5, straight down the middle of the fairway, 260 yards away.
    <br />
    They drive up for their second shots and John hits his shot again down the middle, setting up an easy approach. But Bill slices his second shot over into the trees and it ends up on the cart path of the adjoining hole.
    <br />
    “Guess I get a free drop from the cart path,” Bill says.
    <br />
    “Oh no,” says his friend. “We agreed; play it as it lies.”
    <br />
    So, Bill drops John off in front of the green and drives over to his ball on the cart path. John watches in amusement as sparks shower down from the practice swings of his opponent and then he looked on in amazement as Bill hit a perfectly struck shot that landed on the green and rolled to within three feet of the pin.
    <br />
    Pleased, Bill drives up to the green as John approaches.
    <br />
    “Great shot back there!” John said. “What club did you use?”
    <br />
    Bill smiled and replied, “Your six iron.”
    Posted:
    Cobra Bio Cell Pro....10*
    Taylormade RBZ.......15*
    Callaway RAZR(hy)..21*
    Mizuno JPX900T.....4-10
    Scor...........................50*
    Vokey..................54* 60*
    SC American Classic III
  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    The moment you realize that feeding your pet rabbit cherries is going to give you nightmares.<br />
    <br />
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    Posted:
    • Ping G400 Max 10.5 - Fujikura Vista Pro 65 Flex-X 44.5"
    • TaylorMade AeroBurner Mini Driver 16 - Matrix Speed RUL-Z 60 Stiff
    • Ping G400 7wd 20.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff 43"
    • Ping G400 9wd 23.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff
    • Ping G400 26 and 30 hybrids - Alta CB 70 Stiff
    • Ping i200 7-P (2 Deg Weak) Orange Dot (2 Deg Flat) - True Temper X95 S300
    • Ping Glide 2.0 52 SS, 56 WS, and 60 WS AWT 2.0 Wedge
    • Odyssey O-Works #7 Tank 38"
  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    Posted:
    • Ping G400 Max 10.5 - Fujikura Vista Pro 65 Flex-X 44.5"
    • TaylorMade AeroBurner Mini Driver 16 - Matrix Speed RUL-Z 60 Stiff
    • Ping G400 7wd 20.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff 43"
    • Ping G400 9wd 23.5 - Alta CB 65 Stiff
    • Ping G400 26 and 30 hybrids - Alta CB 70 Stiff
    • Ping i200 7-P (2 Deg Weak) Orange Dot (2 Deg Flat) - True Temper X95 S300
    • Ping Glide 2.0 52 SS, 56 WS, and 60 WS AWT 2.0 Wedge
    • Odyssey O-Works #7 Tank 38"
  • thug the bunnythug the bunny Members  6141WRX Points: 150Handicap: 8.2Posts: 6,141 Titanium Tees
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    Argonne69 wrote:
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    The moment you realize that feeding your pet rabbit cherries is going to give you nightmares.<br />
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    Yikes! The killer bunny strikes again!<br />
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  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX  25613WRX Points: 2,831Handicap: 2 ManyPosts: 25,613 ClubWRX
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    Over a beer with a golf bud this past weekend, I had a profound revelation.<br />
    <br />
    We were talking about "best friends" and being a romantic lad, I said Mrs. Pelz was my best friend. He quickly said she wasn't, and told me it was the dog. We went back and forth about this a couple of times and then he said, "Lock them both in the trunk of your car for a couple of hours and then see who is happy to see you. THAT he said, is your best friend."<br />
    <br />
    Always loved that dog.
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    There are two types of hotel guests: those who ask when tomorrow's breakfast begins, and those who ask when it ends. Which type are you?
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    If you spill paint on your lawn, you can watch paint dry and grass grow at the same time
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  • thug the bunnythug the bunny Members  6141WRX Points: 150Handicap: 8.2Posts: 6,141 Titanium Tees
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    DavePelz4 wrote:
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    Over a beer with a golf bud this past weekend, I had a profound revelation.<br />
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    We were talking about "best friends" and being a romantic lad, I said Mrs. Pelz was my best friend. He quickly said she wasn't, and told me it was the dog. We went back and forth about this a couple of times and then he said, "Lock them both in the trunk of your car for a couple of hours and then see who is happy to see you. THAT he said, is your best friend."<br />
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    Always loved that dog.<br />
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    Who else greets you like your dog when you come home at the end of the day?<br />
    Kids: 'Hey'.<br />
    Wife: 'Hi'.<br />
    Dog: 'Oh my god, you're home!!! I am so happy you're home!!! I love you! I'm going to run around in little circles and make little whiny noises! Please pet me!!! Let me jump all over you and lick your face!'
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  • Argonne69Argonne69 Members  23810WRX Points: 7,670Posts: 23,810 Titanium Tees
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    A toast to the bride and groom:<br />
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    "I wish you the kind of joy kids experience when the ketchup makes a **** sound".
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