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  • adam667220adam667220  927WRX Points: 143Members Posts: 927 Golden Tee
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    ....you walk into the clubhouse on a rainy morning and EVERY morning group is sitting there waiting for it to pass....THEN within 2 minutes of you walking in everyone decides they're ready to go out and the pro somehow lets them go off in order, an hour plus late, and you're now group #8 despite being on time for your tee time and perfectly willing to play in the rain. (still annoyed by that one from a couple weeks ago)



    We did talk him into letting us off the back since they just screwed us and he obliged, so it actually worked out fine. Didn't run into any issues getting in when we made the turn back onto the front.
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    BC+ 5 wood 16°
    Adam Idea Super XTD hybrid 21°
    Callaway X2 Hot Irons 5-AW
    52°,56°, 60° wedges
    Odyssey White Hot Pro 2cs
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  • Bonneville85308Bonneville85308  1810WRX Points: 228Members Posts: 1,810 Platinum Tees
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    ^^^^ That scenario almost always seems to cause a 5+ hour round on public courses where I'm from, because when they let everyone go out, the starter (if any) usually does not stick to the normal tee time interval and packs too many people on the course in too short of a time. If I can get my money back and leave I usually do.
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  • jwhite86jwhite86  798WRX Points: 260Handicap: 12ClubWRX Posts: 798 ClubWRX
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    Arpeggi wrote:


    When the guy you're paired with aims way left on the first hole and towards a water hazard because of his "natural slice".




    "Aim left to go right, just like drifting" - Tuesday night golf league guy
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    Driver: TS2 10.5 - Diamana DF 60 TX
    3 Wood: 915 F 16.5 - Blueboard
    5 Wood: 909 F2 18.5 - Blueboard
    Hybrids: 816 H1 21 & 25 - Blueboard
    Irons 6-PW: 765 - PX LZ
    Wedges: 54º, 60º PXG 0311 - KBS
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  • adam667220adam667220  927WRX Points: 143Members Posts: 927 Golden Tee
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    ^^^^ That scenario almost always seems to cause a 5+ hour round on public courses where I'm from, because when they let everyone go out, the starter (if any) usually does not stick to the normal tee time interval and packs too many people on the course in too short of a time. If I can get my money back and leave I usually do.




    If they hadn't let us off the back, we would have left as well. It was absurd.
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    BC+ 5 wood 16°
    Adam Idea Super XTD hybrid 21°
    Callaway X2 Hot Irons 5-AW
    52°,56°, 60° wedges
    Odyssey White Hot Pro 2cs
  • FourTopsFourTops  1676WRX Points: 12Handicap: 5.7Banned Posts: 1,676 Bunkers
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    When you get paired with smoker...




    Do you mean smoker as in tobacco or SMOKER like this? I wouldn't be complaining....
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  • IVMIVM  454WRX Points: 43Members Posts: 454 Greens
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    When you stand on the 1st tee and you can see 3 foursomes on the first 3 holes in front of you .
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  • Popeye64Popeye64  1041WRX Points: 208Handicap: .2Members Posts: 1,041 Platinum Tees
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    .... you are behind Womens League.
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  • FourTopsFourTops  1676WRX Points: 12Handicap: 5.7Banned Posts: 1,676 Bunkers
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    You know you're in for a long day when you're wearing white shorts and you **** and a little "stuff" comes out and there's no mirror to see if your shorts have a brown racing stripe.
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  • justbringit5151justbringit5151  136WRX Points: 41Members Posts: 136 Fairways
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    Totally talking about paige
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  • HSTNGolferHSTNGolfer  74WRX Points: 42Handicap: 7Members Posts: 74 Bunkers
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    Playing partner loses a ball on each of his first 3 swings of the day. Saw it happen today.
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    Driver: Titleist 915D3, XCaliber RT6

    3w: Wishon 950HC, Aldila Tour Blue 75

    5w: Wishon 949MC, Aldila Tour Blue 75

    4i-G: Wishon 575MMC CB, Nippon N.S. Pro 1050 GH

    SW: Cleveland RTX-3, KBS Hi-Rev 2.0

  • FourTopsFourTops  1676WRX Points: 12Handicap: 5.7Banned Posts: 1,676 Bunkers
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    HSTNGolfer wrote:


    Playing partner loses a ball on each his first 3 swings of the day. Saw it happen today.




    Well that would be a long day of comedy IMO.
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  • ebkebk Old and Broken Down  1211WRX Points: 94Members Posts: 1,211 Platinum Tees
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    When you get paired with a twosome who are late, make the long drive to the first tee in their cart at top speed, slam the brakes while your addressing the ball, and the passenger jumps out of the cart and says, “S#
    On -, @*, where are my clubs? Oh, I left them back at the cart barn.”
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  • Birdie MacBirdie Mac  662WRX Points: 329Members Posts: 662 Golden Tee
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    FourTops wrote:


    You know you're in for a long day when you're wearing white shorts and you **** and a little "stuff" comes out and there's no mirror to see if your shorts have a brown racing stripe.




    +1 for using 'you're' rather than 'your'; -1 for wearing white shorts; -1 for sharting on the golf course; another -1 for sharing.
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  • Gilmore-HappyGilmore-Happy  99WRX Points: 30Members Posts: 99 Fairways
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    For me personally, if I flush everything on the range, I might as well go home. Almost always a sign I'm going to play bad. No idea why. Doesn't always happen that way but more often than not.
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  • Chris_PChris_P  31WRX Points: 2Handicap: 14Members Posts: 31 Bunkers
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    ...When the guy in the random pairing asks you to give him space and you are standing 20ft off the first tee, while he waits over the balls for 30 sec+ while the group on hole 10 (150ft away) tee's off because they are way too distracting
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  • Jack PearsallJack Pearsall  3479WRX Points: 264Members Posts: 3,479 Titanium Tees
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    It’s the third hole and your pant zipper has somehow failed.

    ****, why’d you go commando!
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    Taylormade Aeroburner 15*
    Taylormade SLDR 19*
    Titleist 909H 21*
    Mizuno MP FliHi 24*
    Mizuno Yoro MP-15 5-PW
    Mizuno MP T7 52* 58*
    Odyssey White Hot #6
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  • platgofplatgof platgof  1921WRX Points: 261Handicap: 17ClubWRX Posts: 1,921 ClubWRX
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    Your playing partner in a scramble asks you if you can really hit the ball 100 yards out of a bunker!
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    Ping GMax 10.5
    Cobra F9 5 & 7 Wd
    Callaway OS 5 ,6 Hybrid
    Cobra F9 6-Pw Irons
    Ping Glide 50,54, & 58 Wedges
    TM Pro Spyder Mid Putter
    ERC
    Garmin S20

  • 757USMCVET757USMCVET  151WRX Points: 0Members Posts: 151
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    When there are MULTIPLE carts lined up at the first tee all ahead of you and your tee time was 10mins ago😃
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    915 D3 8.5* Attas 7x
    CB4 16.5* Kuro Kage HBP 80x
    Sldr 19* Motore Speeder Tour Spec 9.8x
    4,5 AP2 714, 6-9MB 714 C-Taper S+
    46.8F,50.12F,53.7S,58.8M SM5 C-Taper S+
    Ping Karsten TR Zing 34"
  • FourTopsFourTops  1676WRX Points: 12Handicap: 5.7Banned Posts: 1,676 Bunkers
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    A 30 capper drags out his new MP-18's...shanks the 7 iron so bad I have to get his ball out of the cup holder in my cart so he can drop...and he says "I love the feedback on blades!".
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  • FourTopsFourTops  1676WRX Points: 12Handicap: 5.7Banned Posts: 1,676 Bunkers
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    .....When Amazon beats their delivery date by a day...and the wife is home to accept the new iron set on Friday.
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  • jaw1978jaw1978  83WRX Points: 0Members Posts: 83
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    ...my caddie I just met is clubbing me before he ha€™s seen me hit one shot.
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  • atteberry23atteberry23  81WRX Points: 5Handicap: 3Members Posts: 81 Bunkers
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    When the first hole takes 35 minutes!
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  • NaptimeNaptime  661WRX Points: 116Members Posts: 661 Golden Tee
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    When you can hear the group in front before you see them
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  • FourTopsFourTops  1676WRX Points: 12Handicap: 5.7Banned Posts: 1,676 Bunkers
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    When you played well yesterday and you decide you only need to hit a few balls before playing...and you shank every iron...and the tee time is in 4 minutes.
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  • foxy222foxy222  85WRX Points: 31Handicap: 3Members Posts: 85 Fairways
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    You start chafing on the first hole, and you got 17 more to walk.
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  • tsecortsecor Loading........  4536WRX Points: 437Members Posts: 4,536 Titanium Tees
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    when the 4some ahead of you is all over the age of 75 and they wait until the 4 some ahead of them are on the green 500 yards away.......
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  • DaveLeeNCDaveLeeNC Pinehurst, NC 5734WRX Points: 472Members Posts: 5,734 Titanium Tees
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    FourTops wrote:


    When you dominate the household's Alexa asking golf swing / club / ball spin rate questions.




    That is interesting. Can Alexa explain how plumb bobbing works :-)



    dave
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  • FourTopsFourTops  1676WRX Points: 12Handicap: 5.7Banned Posts: 1,676 Bunkers
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    DaveLeeNC wrote:

    FourTops wrote:


    When you dominate the household's Alexa asking golf swing / club / ball spin rate questions.




    That is interesting. Can Alexa explain how plumb bobbing works :-)



    dave




    Yes! Sorry dude...I posted that in the wrong thread...so I deleted the post...but never under estimate Alexa!
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  • FourTopsFourTops  1676WRX Points: 12Handicap: 5.7Banned Posts: 1,676 Bunkers
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    You're on #2 and you check your phone and see 20 texts from your wife that she locked herself out of the house. You wonder if you should respond or remove the battery from your phone so later you can say it was dead...you didn't know.
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  • Instron4204Instron4204  70WRX Points: 45Members Posts: 70 Bunkers
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    FourTops wrote:


    A 30 capper drags out his new MP-18's...shanks the 7 iron so bad I have to get his ball out of the cup holder in my cart so he can drop...and he says "I love the feedback on blades!".


    So Awesome and so true!
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