Betting guide to US Open Champion

Couples1Couples1 Members Posts: 150
edited Jun 18, 2017 in Tour Talk #1
What a fun tournament ... and Fox well done ! just keep keeping dumb **** Mike Davis off your telecast.



The leaderboard :

Brian Harman ... Wait a minute, thought this was a bombers course only ? what is this diminutive short hitting lefty doing leading this birdie fest. Chances of winning would be better if he as 2 or 3 strokes back. Won't fall on his face like 3rd leader Casey but will not win either.



Justin Thomas ... Wow kid can u play more exciting golf ! What a talent ! but sorry 63s are usually followed by 74s( 72 in your case , see Matsiama) Your time will come multi majors on the way but not tomorrow.



Brooks Koepka ... if I were a betting man, here is your guy. Power galore with a solid putting stroke too. Looks confident but may have to figure out how to birdie the short 15th to win it. Bet he does and 18 too , his 69 wins it and that drunk USGA broad butchers his name.



Mick Fleetwood ... What a fun player, solid. Late tee time will allow him to party until sun up.The kid will hang around while hung over but not at the end.



Rick Fowler ... He is glad DJ is gone so he can focus on golf and not protecting his babe. Hung tough today and will tomorrow but scrambling while Brooks is on cruise control won't get it done. Winner of the silver medal.



Si Woo Kim ... This kid(? ) is good ! what a putter. Not sure how a 21 year old can have so many injuries but looks healthy this week. Might be taking turns with Matsiama as low Japanese so not seeing it. Besides the Players and US Open in one year NOT.



Chuck Hoffman ... If only he made a putt on Friday, he would be at -17. Will make early charge but maybe one or two far back to win but I'm saying he has a chance ( in your Ben Wright voice) he has a good chance.



Pat Reed ... Good thing it's not a player vote , then no chance. But no chance anyway after going low today.



Bill Haas ... Too far back but will set up a top 5

Brenden Steele ... 17 killed him

Russ Henley ... Great day , enjoy the free fall tomorrow

Snedeker ... he made the cut ?

Spieth ... Did the GC goons really think this head case was going to make a move today lmao ! Enjoy the half hour Morning Drive showing you practice putting early tomorrow morning , it's the only TV time you and caddie boy will get Thank god.

Phil ... We hardly missed Ye what drama do you have enstore for us during the Open. Arthritis ? No used that one remember ? beeper? Nah old news maybe a kid is getting fitted for braces but you may be able to get there or maybe not or maybe with a early tee time or maybe a late one sure it will be something

Mike Davis ... Spending the week justifying his job and pay and forgot to screw up the course

Comments

  • McCann1McCann1 Tour Player Members Posts: 1,733 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    I wish I could say I enjoyed reading that
    Enjoy the chase.
  • SadTromboneSadTrombone . Members Posts: 6,781 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
  • m4ttylitem4ttylite Members Posts: 51
    after reading that, my only consolation is the fact that you wasted more time writing that than I wasted reading it.
  • McCann1McCann1 Tour Player Members Posts: 1,733 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    m4ttylite wrote:


    after reading that, my only consolation is the fact that you wasted more time writing that than I wasted reading it.
    you read the whole thing? I got a headache and stopped at Mick Fleetwood
    Enjoy the chase.
  • grm24grm24 Western PAMembers Posts: 3,457 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
    quadruple-facepalm_o_885270.jpg



    And if that is not enough there is this..........



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    with a chaser of this........



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  • m4ttylitem4ttylite Members Posts: 51
    edited Jun 18, 2017 #7
    McCann1 wrote:

    m4ttylite wrote:


    after reading that, my only consolation is the fact that you wasted more time writing that than I wasted reading it.
    you read the whole thing? I got a headache and stopped at Mick Fleetwood




    You know what they say about a train wreck.

    Truth be told, I stopped after Harman. Did skim through enough to notice the Tiger-esque nickname-giving, though.

    Given the fact that spelling and punctuation seem to be a bit of an issue, I'm gonna have to give OP the benefit of the doubt and cling to the hope that this post was fueled by alcohol, and more than a little bit of it.
  • NoFancyUsername.NoFancyUsername. Members Posts: 487 ✭✭✭✭
    Steele is gonna shoot a 62 and win.
  • 360_CS360_CS Members Posts: 4,257 ✭✭
    Who the f*** is Mick?
  • ConcentricDimplesConcentricDimples Members Posts: 739
    Couples1 wrote:




    The leaderboard :

    Brian Harman ... Wait a minute, thought this was a bombers course only ? what is this diminutive short hitting lefty doing leading this birdie fest?




    Harman may have a chance if it turns out Rich Lerner contained his sadomasochistic fantasies and did not interrupt Harman's sleep with some unwelcomed trench warfare.



    I am looking forward to Rich Lerner coming out of the closet, and also the day when he can repress his urge to get off on his descriptions of the men he wishes were in his bedroom.



    Now that TGC is in the NBC Sports group, he should put in requests to host Men's Short Track Speed Skating, as well as Gymnastics. Plenty of "diminutive" dudes there (but not sure if they are leftys, Rich; maybe you can find out in their shower at Olympic Village).
  • 27x10.527x10.5 Members Posts: 983 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The face palms go to the people that think that's a serious post....a betters guide on the final day of the tournament is awesome



    Matsima FTW
  • Couples1Couples1 Members Posts: 150
    lol ... we have a winner !
  • HighSpeedSceneHighSpeedScene Banned Posts: 3,183 ✭✭
    There are no winners here...
  • Couples1Couples1 Members Posts: 150


    There are no winners here...


    Wrong

    The predictions

    Koepka - check , he leads

    Harman - check .. In 2nd

    Hoffman - check ... Made early run

    Fowler - check ... Hanging around

    Japanese players - check ... Called that too

    Thomas- check ... That was easy

    Mick Fleetwoid -check ... Spot on there

    Spieth - no factor besides slowing up play.

    Phil - never missed



    Read and learn





  • McCann1McCann1 Tour Player Members Posts: 1,733 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Wow!! Congrats!
    Enjoy the chase.
  • m4ttylitem4ttylite Members Posts: 51
    And we doubted him for a minute. Well done, OP.



    I must admit, the DJ comment about Rickie was hilarious.
  • Couples1Couples1 Members Posts: 150
    27x10.5 wrote:


    The face palms go to the people that think that's a serious post....a betters guide on the final day of the tournament is awesome



    Matsima FTW
    27x10.5 wrote:


    The face palms go to the people that think that's a serious post....a betters guide on the final day of the tournament is awesome



    Matsima FTW


    The face palmers were FACED big time ... read more doubt less





  • williamsnrbwilliamsnrb The Golf Doctor Broken Arrow, OKMembers Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Nice job, Couples1. Koepka was not a sure bet to begin the day, but you called it.
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  • 27x10.527x10.5 Members Posts: 983 ✭✭✭✭✭
    They definitely need to have a win category for low Japanese

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