If I hear, "Hold a glass of water on the face" one more time....

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  • OBbogey5OBbogey5 Falconer Members Posts: 960 ✭✭
    I remember questioning if Tiger Woods had the right game to win a "real" US Open. Koepka is probably the least likely US Open Champion I've scene in my lifetime. He's a BOMBER, and isn't known for a short game. I think now there's a probably with this tournament because his name is on the trophy.
  • KYMARKYMAR Members Posts: 13,257 ✭✭




    Whoa... That last post got out of control in a hurry.






    If I have to endure one more quote stack disaster in these forums!!!
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  • JasonicJasonic Gamer Banned Posts: 3,571 ✭✭

    hankmoody wrote:


    Azinger makes no sense to me. His references are either dated or bizarre.




    There are only 12 people in Florida, still living, who know what he's talking about.




    "New York minute" very dated
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  • hankmoodyhankmoody Title Member Members Posts: 1,791 ✭✭

    RobS14526 wrote:


    You could make a great game out of trying to guess if Azinger really said it or if it's fabricated.



    "Like a frog sliding down a greasy windshield."




    "Harmon is smiling like he's got oats for sale."




    Yes! This is is the stuff!



    The guy is borderline insane
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  • JasonicJasonic Gamer Banned Posts: 3,571 ✭✭
    A corker
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  • Ashley SchaefferAshley Schaeffer Members Posts: 2,014 ✭✭
    "cork coming out of the champagne bottle just exploded out of there..."
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  • stu_manstu_man Members Posts: 555 ✭✭
    stone crabbed it..
  • bladehunterbladehunter Today was a good day.... Members Posts: 25,932 ✭✭
    Zinger said " he stone crabbed it. Hanging on with just one claw ". My lord he's full of them !
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  • hankmoodyhankmoody Title Member Members Posts: 1,791 ✭✭
    Ryder Cups often come before major championships
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  • williamsnrbwilliamsnrb The Golf Doctor Members Posts: 1,616
    KYMAR wrote:





    Whoa... That last post got out of control in a hurry.






    If I have to endure one more quote stack disaster in these forums!!!




    Lol... Are you gonna scream? Tell you what, if it happens again, let me know and I'll scream with you.
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  • hankmoodyhankmoody Title Member Members Posts: 1,791 ✭✭
    I think Joe Buck has had enough of Brad Faxon too
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  • williamsnrbwilliamsnrb The Golf Doctor Members Posts: 1,616


    Zinger said " he stone crabbed it. Hanging on with just one claw ". My lord he's full of them !




    Hahaha... Before he explained it, I wa thinking, "what?". After he explained it, though, I was thinking, "what??".
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  • williamsnrbwilliamsnrb The Golf Doctor Members Posts: 1,616
    hankmoody wrote:


    Ryder Cups often come before major championships




    I heard that, too. I'm not sure if it's true or not, though, so I didn't make fun of it. Lol
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  • brianmontgomery2000brianmontgomery2000 Dayton, OhioMembers Posts: 769 ✭✭
    1s1k wrote:


    This thread is straighter than train smoke




    and it'll have you "licking your chops"...

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  • williamsnrbwilliamsnrb The Golf Doctor Members Posts: 1,616

    1s1k wrote:


    This thread is straighter than train smoke




    and it'll have you "licking your chops"...




    ... "faster than bikini-waxed greens"...
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  • Couples1Couples1 Members Posts: 150
    Zinger is not a very bright guy that's obvious ... how many stupid comments can one guy make during a broadcast. Maybe he is a smart a** is real life but it comes over as just a dumb a** over the air.

    Zing is as articulate as a brick. Faxon ran out of things to say and sounded tired. Ken Brown needs to replace both , he would terrific. Inky was good too. Joe Buck improved immensely !

    Fox is better than CBS in golf coverage.
  • Pat du GolfPat du Golf Members Posts: 553 ✭✭
    Holly Sonders was barely on this week....and the ring is missing. Hmmmmmm

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  • bullie76bullie76 Members Posts: 2,177 ✭✭
    PGArox wrote:


    "Guts of a burglar."




    I never get tired of that one.
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  • BrickDaFunkBrickDaFunk Members Posts: 901 ✭✭
    Zingers response to your thread...



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  • MountainGoatMountainGoat Mid-MarylandMembers Posts: 1,678 ✭✭


    Holly Sonders was barely on this week....and the ring is missing. Hmmmmmm




    Yep, I noticed that. There's a story there.
  • Nixhex524Nixhex524 ClubWRX Posts: 4,018 ClubWRX


    While I'm triggered (lol), who else saw the Lexus commercial where the car stops for the guy who drops his folder of papers and then drove right over the guy's papers? Seems like he could have helped the guy pick them up.




    HAHA, love this commercial. I gathered two things from it... if you don't drive a Lexus, you're a mess and you can't get your life together... AND... if you do drive a Lexus you're the type of D bag that shakes your head in disgust when someone else's bad day gets in our way.



    Great responses in this thread, though. Well done!
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  • williamsnrbwilliamsnrb The Golf Doctor Members Posts: 1,616


    Holly Sonders was barely on this week....and the ring is missing. Hmmmmmm




    Those are two strong observations. Not sure what happened there.
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  • williamsnrbwilliamsnrb The Golf Doctor Members Posts: 1,616


    Zingers response to your thread...







    Hahaha... No, he's not. I like him overall and think he brings a lot of insight with his announcing. I just find his cliches confusing/cheesy. Then again, he's on TV for one of the biggest golf tournaments of the year and I was sitting at my house watching him, so, there's that.
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  • williamsnrbwilliamsnrb The Golf Doctor Members Posts: 1,616
    Nixhex524 wrote:



    While I'm triggered (lol), who else saw the Lexus commercial where the car stops for the guy who drops his folder of papers and then drove right over the guy's papers? Seems like he could have helped the guy pick them up.




    HAHA, love this commercial. I gathered two things from it... if you don't drive a Lexus, you're a mess and you can't get your life together... AND... if you do drive a Lexus you're the type of D bag that shakes your head in disgust when someone else's bad day gets in our way.



    Great responses in this thread, though. Well done!




    Haha... Solid synopsis of that commercial.
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  • Blitzer55Blitzer55 Members Posts: 26
    Commentator confuses Steve Stricker with Jim Furyk and makes an argument to his defense *clap clap*.
  • williamsnrbwilliamsnrb The Golf Doctor Members Posts: 1,616
    Blitzer55 wrote:


    Commentator confuses Steve Stricker with Jim Furyk and makes an argument to his defense *clap clap*.




    Lol... I missed that one. I wish I had heard that.
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  • wobgonwobgon Members Posts: 7,503 ✭✭
    What is a butter cut and why is it a butter cut?
  • brianmontgomery2000brianmontgomery2000 Dayton, OhioMembers Posts: 769 ✭✭
    wobgon wrote:


    What is a butter cut and why is it a butter cut?




    I wondered the same exact thing...

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