Brooks Koepka applying oil to his putterface?

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  • DivitsInTheGreenDivitsInTheGreen Banned Posts: 88
    Sniperman wrote:


    I'm gong to bottle my sebum and sell it at local golf shops...




    Only Open champions get top dollar at the "sebum" bank....
  • DivitsInTheGreenDivitsInTheGreen Banned Posts: 88


    Things I have learned so far:



    1. Brian Harman is short

    2. How short we have yet to ascertain

    3. MTLJeff considers himself to be in possession of an entire wit

    4. Brooks Korpka wears some sort of cream like lotion, not sun cream though

    5. Pants are encouraged at the state am, but not necessary for low scoring

    6. Kymar is several offensive things, but never irrelevant or unoriginal




    Only responding to 6 (and then only to use a new term I learned today), I don't think he's an SJW. He might be, but I'd put my money on the under.
  • ConcentricDimplesConcentricDimples Members Posts: 739
    Everyone picking on my height is no better than Adolf Hitler, policemen in LA in the early 90s, slave-owners, and red-neck KKK members.



    Actually, people posting those sorts of messages are actually too ignorant to see their bigotry, insensitivity, and cluelessness. As you plummet your wives (who really crave the dudes towering over you), you might remember that Neanderthals were larger and stronger than humans, but lost out due to ignorance.



    You can do 23andme to see how much of your DNA is Neanderthal relative to the population.
  • hurricanes7hurricanes7 Members Posts: 2,846 ✭✭


    Things I have learned so far:



    1. Brian Harman is short YES VERY SHORT, THE ANNOUNCER WAS TOWERING OVER HIM

    2. How short we have yet to ascertain. IM GUESS 5 FOOT 5

    3. MTLJeff considers himself to be in possession of an entire wit. NO WAY HE HAS AN ENTIRE WIT

    4. Brooks Korpka wears some sort of cream like lotion, not sun cream though. THE CREAM IS BEING INVESTIGATED

    5. Pants are encouraged at the state am, but not necessary for low scoring. JUST FOR LOOKS

    6. Kymar is several offensive things, but never irrelevant or unoriginal. WHO IS KYMAR



    Edit:

    7. Medic is a paramedic (who knew?), he has several opinions about topical acne solutions, but is not licensed by his jurisdiction to share those opinions
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  • mjen43mjen43 Members Posts: 979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lmao CD is my new favorite member.
  • MedicMedic Members Posts: 9,422 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
    mjen43 wrote:

    dlygrisse wrote:

    mjen43 wrote:


    It wasn't the sebum that was helping him putt, it was his height. Harman couldn't see the cup over the slopes in the greens. Is the USGA heightist?




    As the OP so eloquently explained in another thread heightism is a form of bigotry. All greens will need to be rebuilt at Shinnecock to be perfectly level.




    Or we can just implement a height minimum to compete. Would be much cheaper and would only affect people who never had a chance anyways (could you imagine a short person winning the US Open LOL). Disneyland does it, why not golf?




    Could just borrow the same sort of measuring devices. Place one or two at the entries to the clubhouse and have the players stand under them to make sure they measure up. And, while they are measuring their height, they could also take skin oil samples to insure that the player doesn't have an advantage. Perhaps rub a little rubbing alcohol on their faces before letting them in. It's just a rough draft idea at this point but we MUST get ahead of this major issue.
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  • dlygrissedlygrisse KansasMembers Posts: 13,435 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭


    Things I have learned so far:



    1. Brian Harman is short

    2. How short we have yet to ascertain

    3. MTLJeff considers himself to be in possession of an entire wit

    4. Brooks Koepka wears some sort of cream like lotion, not sun cream though

    5. Pants are encouraged at the state am, but not necessary for low scoring

    6. Kymar is several offensive things, but never irrelevant or unoriginal



    Edit:

    7. Medic is a paramedic (who knew?), he has several opinions about topical acne solutions, but is not licensed by his jurisdiction to share those opinions
    thanks for figuring out the paramedic thing. That one had me dumbfounded

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  • the bishopthe bishop Members Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭


    Everyone picking on my height is no better than Adolf Hitler, policemen in LA in the early 90s, slave-owners, and red-neck KKK members.



    Actually, people posting those sorts of messages are actually too ignorant to see their bigotry, insensitivity, and cluelessness. As you plummet your wives (who really crave the dudes towering over you), you might remember that Neanderthals were larger and stronger than humans, but lost out due to ignorance.



    You can do 23andme to see how much of your DNA is Neanderthal relative to the population.


    He's gone Godwin

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law
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  • SadTromboneSadTrombone . Members Posts: 6,781 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭


    i didnt realize we were english teachers and had to spell check




    I'd just assume teachers would be on top of that. Especially such highly compensated teachers.
  • hurricanes7hurricanes7 Members Posts: 2,846 ✭✭
    english, no way. Im a Physicil Educatian Teachir



    english, no way. Im a Physicil Educatian Teachir




    and way over paid
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  • MtlJeffMtlJeff MontrealMembers Posts: 28,654 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭


    Things I have learned so far:



    1. Brian Harman is short

    2. How short we have yet to ascertain

    3. MTLJeff considers himself to be in possession of an entire wit

    4. Brooks Koepka wears some sort of cream like lotion, not sun cream though

    5. Pants are encouraged at the state am, but not necessary for low scoring

    6. Kymar is several offensive things, but never irrelevant or unoriginal



    Edit:

    7. Medic is a paramedic (who knew?), he has several opinions about topical acne solutions, but is not licensed by his jurisdiction to share those opinions




    I have 2 1/2 wits.



    There's no upper limit to wits.



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  • dlygrissedlygrisse KansasMembers Posts: 13,435 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
    I can't wait to plummet my wife. Honey! It's Father's Day! Whooo who!

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  • crazy8golfercrazy8golfer Unregistered Posts: 1,292

    KYMAR wrote:


    Another troll from you? This has to get old at some point doesn't it?




    Hey man screw off; my posts don't hold a candle to your sarcastic, antagonistic, irrelevant, ignorant, pompous, insipid, grandiose posts on this site.
    You are making a fool of yourself. Chill Out
  • MedicMedic Members Posts: 9,422 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭


    Everyone picking on my height is no better than Adolf Hitler, policemen in LA in the early 90s, slave-owners, and red-neck KKK members.



    Actually, people posting those sorts of messages are actually too ignorant to see their bigotry, insensitivity, and cluelessness. As you plummet your wives (who really crave the dudes towering over you), you might remember that Neanderthals were larger and stronger than humans, but lost out due to ignorance.



    You can do 23andme to see how much of your DNA is Neanderthal relative to the population.




    Wait. Adolf Hitler was a police officer in LA who was involved in the KKK?



    First of all I don't know who said anything about your height here, must have missed that one. Unless you are Brian Harman.

    And secondly, those who send their DNA into any of those services might want to ask themselves just who might be collecting that data on people. Now THERE is a conspiracy theory you might actually want to waste your time on.
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  • chrismikaylachrismikayla Members Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    I think Hitler and slave owners may be slightly worse than posters here OP?
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  • mkmcfrlndmkmcfrlnd Members Posts: 84
    Wow. I saw the title of this thread and thought to myself "disgunbegud".



    Thread did not disappoint. Sebum, topical acne medication, Adolf Hitler, LAPD, KKK, heightists(is that a word?).



    All in just over 2 pages at this point. My parting thought is still "disgunbegud".



    I'll hang up and listen.
  • dlygrissedlygrisse KansasMembers Posts: 13,435 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Medic wrote:



    Everyone picking on my height is no better than Adolf Hitler, policemen in LA in the early 90s, slave-owners, and red-neck KKK members.



    Actually, people posting those sorts of messages are actually too ignorant to see their bigotry, insensitivity, and cluelessness. As you plummet your wives (who really crave the dudes towering over you), you might remember that Neanderthals were larger and stronger than humans, but lost out due to ignorance.



    You can do 23andme to see how much of your DNA is Neanderthal relative to the population.




    Wait. Adolf Hitler was a police officer in LA who was involved in the KKK?



    First of all I don't know who said anything about your height here, must have missed that one. Unless you are Brian Harman.

    And secondly, those who send their DNA into any of those services might want to ask themselves just who might be collecting that data on people. Now THERE is a conspiracy theory you might actually want to waste your time on.




    That does it I am changing my screen name to Knuckle Dragger

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  • 1t2golf1t2golf Marshals Posts: 3,315 mod
    ...and we're done here
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