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  • ChristosteroneChristosterone Reverse C ClubWRX Posts: 1,394 ClubWRX
    edited Nov 4, 2017 #32
    “Last year on Black Friday we had a blowout day...

    We had alien wedges with custom grinds”



    “I missed the cut the next week..

    I added in 3 new swing thoughts, all about my right elbow...”



    “I like to keep things liquid, you know...

    I keep $200 set aside for an emergency...

    In case a college game jumps out at me I’ve got that $200 liquid...

    Plus my moms diabetic so that’s good...

    Her nest egg in the high 4 digits so I’ve got that to look forward to...”



    -Chris
    Post edited by Unknown User on
    Sixon Z745 Japanese Tour 430cc Tour AD-DJ7 XX
    Srixon zU45 (2,3) KBS Tour 130X White Pearl 2* up
    Srixon JDM Z945 (4-PW) KBS Tour 130X White Pearl 2* up
    Cleveland 588 DSG(52,56,60) KBS Tour 130X White Pearl 2* up
    dumbest putter ever...backstryke with tons of lead tape
  • Poor PosturePoor Posture Members Posts: 392 ✭✭
    The whole thing is quotable, it's a masterpiece
    Bigmean, on 08 September 2015 - 07:21 PM, said: "I know it is really frowned upon here, but hitting the club somewhere near the middle is generally the greatest tech advancement you can put in your bag."

    Titleist 917d2
    Titleist 917f 15*
    Taylormade V-steel 21* 7w
    4-P Mizuno MMC
    Edel 52*
    PXG 56*
    Byron dh89 raw
  • straightshot7straightshot7 Members Posts: 2,984 ✭✭
    When you stop double hitting chips, I'll start talking to you about smash factors!



    That's true though...
  • KYMARKYMAR Members Posts: 13,257 ✭✭
    edited Nov 5, 2017 #35
    It`s (dating) is a totally different world now. I remember when i used to be able to walk into a cantina, or even a chili`s here state side, in nothing but a cutter and buck mock neck and my dexter teaching shoes and have myself the pick of the litter. Now though, everything is online. And even though I`m old school (still have dial up at my condo) i have a few memberships. Zoosk, Blender (?) I have a platinum membership to christian mingle, OK cupid, Plenty-o-fish, farmers only ......our time, uh, Be naughty. I actually have a provisional membership to black people meet which I'm thinking about dropping. I like to start with quanity over quality you know? I log on tinder and just swipe right, swipe right, swipe right right, right, right ya know it's just...to me it's like golf. You might make 50 bad swings before you catch one flush







    If i had to pick one (career low point) I'd probably say the 94 Tecate cup, which is like our tours version of the Ryder cup, We'd play Guatemala every 2 years. And we had a really good team and were favored to win, but for me personally it was a disaster. Not only did I go 0-5-0 in my matches, i came to find out that my wife slept with 3 of my teammates and 2 players from the Guatemalan side during the matches. So that was a low point
    Callaway XR Pro Attas Tour SPX X
    Taylormade Tour issue 15* V Steel 3 wood
    Hybrid undecided
    Cobra Amp Cell Pro's (All MB) 4-GW Project X Rifle 6.0
    Cleveland CG15 56 and 60
    White Hot 6 Long Neck
  • Rory4PresRory4Pres Members Posts: 913 ✭✭
    I was laughing so hard I almost started cringing. This guy has to do another episode!
  • mac4presmac4pres Members Posts: 95 ✭✭
    I'm going to have to start keeping track of my strokes saved punching out to see how I stack up against a former touring pro.
  • drewtaylor21drewtaylor21 I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious Members Posts: 2,842 ✭✭
    This may be the most delicious twitter exchange I've ever seen image/rofl.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rofl:' />



    Callaway Great Big Bertha 9* (Rogue Rip i/O 60x)
    2016 M1 3HL (Aldila Rogue Silver 70x)
    TaylorMade p790 3i (KBS Tour S)
    TaylorMade RSi TP 4-9i (KBS Tour S)
    Mizuno T7 Blue Ion 46-50-54-58 (S300)
    Spider Tour Platinum 35"
    TP5x/Snell MTB

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurryupgolf/?hl=en
  • mgholdamgholda Tour Issues Indianapolis, INMembers Posts: 750 ✭✭
    Aside from single moms, there’s nothing more important to me than juniors and teaching them life skills like how to calculate a nassau or manipulating the GHIN system...
    Titleist TS3 8.5 HZDRUS 60 6.5
    Titleist TS3 15 HZDRUS 70 6.5
    Titleist 818H2 19 Aldila Phenom HYB 85 S
    Callaway X-Forged 18 UT 21 KBS $Taper 120 S
    Callaway X-Forged 18 4-PW KBS $Taper 120 S
    Callaway Mack Daddy 4 52/10 S Grind and 58/8 C Grind KBS $Taper 120 S
    Scotty Cameron Futura X 35"
    Titleist Pro V1x
  • sheldonjhackersheldonjhacker Members Posts: 3,700 ✭✭
    "He was like a poor man's Jack Grout, or Cameron McCormick...or a Jerry Sandusky !!!!!" HILARIOUS !!!
  • sheldonjhackersheldonjhacker Members Posts: 3,700 ✭✭
    edited Jan 7, 2018 #41
    "aside from single moms, there's nothing more important to me than juniors." "I still have dial-up in my condo"...."be naughty" dating website". online dating: "I like to start with quantity over quality". "Social media makes it so easy...you look at guys like Fowler, JT, Koepka, Karrie Webb...I mean these players have no problem scoring with the ladies" "I wasn't profiled by Rich Lerner...I wasn't on Feherty" image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' />
  • Hateto3PuttHateto3Putt Smoking Makes You Look Cool! Members Posts: 6,277 ✭✭
  • GolfjackGolfjack All about the rotation Members Posts: 996 ✭✭
    LOL this guy must have so much awesomeness going on in his brain.
    TM M4 Driver 10.5
    TM M4 3 wood 16
    4H (22) Aeroburner TP
    Mizuno MP-15 4, 5 iron, Project X LZ 6.5
    Mizuno MP-5 6-PW, Project X LZ 6.5
    Wedges Mizuno T7 50, 56, 60
    Honma HP 1002

    Alternate set:
    Callaway Epic Sub Zero 9.5, Nike VR Pro 4-PW DG x100, Titleist AP2 712 DG x100 4-P, Callaway Jaws X Series CC Wedges 52 56 60, , Odyssey Arm Lock Putter, Gauge Design Eldik Putter with Superstroke Fatso 5
  • GolfingfanaticGolfingfanatic Members Posts: 3,065 ✭✭
    Had to watch it again after seeing this thread. Brilliant stuff!
    Cobra F9 Tour Length
    TM M2 DF 16.5° 
    Irons TBD
    Cobra King Pur 54°/ Vokey Proto 60°
    TW Ardmore
  • huskerguy18huskerguy18 Members Posts: 249
    "aside from single moms, there's nothing more important to me than juniors." "I still have dial-up in my condo"...."be naughty" dating website". online dating: "I like to start with quantity over quality". "Social media makes it so easy...you look at guys like Fowler, JT, Koepka, Karrie Webb...I mean these players have no problem scoring with the ladies" "I wasn't profiled by Rich Lerner...I wasn't on Feherty" image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' />


    Come to think of it they should bring him on Feherty, disguise his voice and only show a shadow. It could be great
  • Go_Blue!Go_Blue! HAIL! Members Posts: 1,512 ✭✭
    Pure gold. All of it.
    8.5* TM M1 w/ Rogue Silver X
    15* TM M1 w/ Rogue Silver X
    19* Bridgestone J36
    4-PW Srixon Z745 w/ TTDG X100
    52.12 F, 56.14 F, 60.10 S Titleist SM6
    Taylormade Spider Tour Black
    Srixon Z Star XV
  • wcbjrwcbjr Members Posts: 2,792 ✭✭
    John Goodman must be a **** of a golfer.
  • HifadeHifade Sleepin' on the job. Slacker! Dayton, OHCharter Members Posts: 5,335 ✭✭
    edited Jan 12, 2018 #48
    Black Friday, door buster special........Alien wedges with special grinds......."we sold 2."
    PING G400 MAX 9* - MITZ TENSEI PRO ORANGE 
    CALLAWAY EPIC FLASH SZ 15* - HZRDUS 6.5 Smoke
    PING G410 10* - MITZ TENSEI PRO ORANGE
    TITLEIST 20* 815 Hybrid - Fuji HB 8.8 Tour Spec
    CALLAWAY '19 Smoke APEX 4-PW - KBS TOUR V "S" (HSx1)
    CALLAWAY MD4 48* S Grind - ORIGINAL PX Satin 5.5 (HSx1)
    CALLAWAY RAW MD4 54* X & 58* X - ORIGINAL PX Satin 5.5's (HSx1)
    ODYSSEY STROKE LAB EXO 7S - CUSTOM
    SCOTTY CAMERON 2001 3x Chocolate TOUR NEWPORT BEACH (1 of 3)
    BRIDGESTONE B330 Tour #1's
  • jackbauerjackbauer Russian prisonMembers Posts: 298 ✭✭
    So many moments to choose from, but what killed me was:



    "On the celebrity side, you know, I played with Erik Estrada. Uh, I played with Mario Lopez back when Saved by the Bell was at its peak."



    I was born in the early 80s so those shows are among my all-time favorites. I used to make my mom tape CHiPs reruns so I could watch when I got home from preschool.
  • drewtaylor21drewtaylor21 I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious Members Posts: 2,842 ✭✭


    This may be the most delicious twitter exchange I've ever seen image/rofl.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rofl:' />







    Callaway Golf swooping in for the win!! I love this so much



    Callaway Great Big Bertha 9* (Rogue Rip i/O 60x)
    2016 M1 3HL (Aldila Rogue Silver 70x)
    TaylorMade p790 3i (KBS Tour S)
    TaylorMade RSi TP 4-9i (KBS Tour S)
    Mizuno T7 Blue Ion 46-50-54-58 (S300)
    Spider Tour Platinum 35"
    TP5x/Snell MTB

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurryupgolf/?hl=en
  • mgholdamgholda Tour Issues Indianapolis, INMembers Posts: 750 ✭✭
    Here is the one key endorsement CPG is missing.

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    Titleist TS3 8.5 HZDRUS 60 6.5
    Titleist TS3 15 HZDRUS 70 6.5
    Titleist 818H2 19 Aldila Phenom HYB 85 S
    Callaway X-Forged 18 UT 21 KBS $Taper 120 S
    Callaway X-Forged 18 4-PW KBS $Taper 120 S
    Callaway Mack Daddy 4 52/10 S Grind and 58/8 C Grind KBS $Taper 120 S
    Scotty Cameron Futura X 35"
    Titleist Pro V1x
  • br61br61 3x Hackin' Hall of Shame SW MissouriMembers Posts: 2,626 ✭✭
    My club pro is pretty sure he knows who he is but we're gonna leave it as it is. He did say that he's really a funny dude. And a very good golfer.
    My bag of hacking utensils;

    Titleist TS3 9.5 PX Even Flow White 6.0(45")
    917F2 16.5* Diamana D+ 80 stiff
    816H1 19 & 23 Speeder 8.8 stiff
    Z585 5-AW Modus 105 stiff
    J15CB 4-PW Modus 120 stiff
    TM MG Bronze, 52*, 56* & 60* Modus Wedge 115
    Bobby Grace LFI 43"


  • The Mad BomberThe Mad Bomber I seem to not like new things. Get off my lawn... Members Posts: 1,036 ✭✭
    The part about signing a deal with US Kids golf and not reading the fine print where he has to play their equipment...holy sh!t, I lost it!



    "I played the better part of two seasons with a 35" driver..."
    915 D3 7.5º w/ Grafalloy blue
    909F2 15.5º w/ Grafalloy blue
    T-MB 2 iron C-Taper
    Mizzy MP-5 4-9 C-Taper
    SM6 47º, 52º, 56º C-Taper
    Mizzy S18 60-06º Blue Ion
    Scotty Newport 2, 35" Tour Issue X7, Hard stepped x2, Tipped 2"


    WITB link
  • fox88gtfox88gt Members Posts: 56 ✭✭
    "I just swapped TI Bubble shafts into my woods"



    Pure gold!!!



    Makes me want to subscribe to Mexican Mini Tour Monthly.
    [font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif]Titleist 909D2 10.5 Aldila Voodoo S-Flex
    Titleist 906F2 15 3W
    Titleist 906F2 18 5W
    Titleist 690.CB 3-PW [/font]
    [font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif]Titleist Vokey SM6 54.10 S Grind
    Titleist Vokey SM5 60.07 S Grind
    Odyssey White Hot Pro #9 Black [/font]
  • TerpFangolferTerpFangolfer Members Posts: 579 ✭✭
    As everyone has said, so much gold in there...have played for numerous buddies, and cracking up every time.



    A couple of more that I didn't see posted here (don't have the direct quotes) - the one where he's improving his game by getting more gimmes...lol, he stares them down, that and "quick raking"



    And how he's in it for the $$$..."I heard from a buddy that Michael Breed made 90k last year...but I'd have to see a W2 to believe it" image/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />
    TM R1
    TM Rbz Stage2 3w (15) & 3 hyb (19)
    Mizuno MP-64 4-Pw
    Mizuno MP-T5 50-7
    Titleist Vokey SM-4 54-8 & 58-12
    Ping TR 1966 Anser2
  • OBbogey5OBbogey5 Falconer Members Posts: 960 ✭✭
    Aimed way right, and played a cut.
  • p3gap3ga Members Posts: 647 ✭✭
    "I honestly believe that if Ledbetter didn't have an Australian accent, he'd be giving lessons at a Golf Galaxy in Jacksonville" (36:10)



    Dilly-Dilly
    Phil

    I saw Brandel Chamblee drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's
    His hair was perfect

    - Warren Zevon, Werewolves of London



    All the clubs I've ever owned.
  • Birdie MacBirdie Mac Members Posts: 496 ✭✭
    I'll look a competitor right in the eye and ask him, "Do you need to see that?"



    This is money. Thanks for the laugh. Much needed.
  • OutBackHackOutBackHack Members Posts: 910 ✭✭
    br61 wrote:


    My club pro is pretty sure he knows who he is but we're gonna leave it as it is. He did say that he's really a funny dude. And a very good golfer.




    Thanks for the insight.
  • ChristosteroneChristosterone Reverse C ClubWRX Posts: 1,394 ClubWRX
    OBbogey5 wrote:


    Aimed way right, and played a cut.




    “I finally decided to embrace and play a double-cross”



    -Chris
    Sixon Z745 Japanese Tour 430cc Tour AD-DJ7 XX
    Srixon zU45 (2,3) KBS Tour 130X White Pearl 2* up
    Srixon JDM Z945 (4-PW) KBS Tour 130X White Pearl 2* up
    Cleveland 588 DSG(52,56,60) KBS Tour 130X White Pearl 2* up
    dumbest putter ever...backstryke with tons of lead tape
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