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  • ChristosteroneChristosterone Reverse C  1587WRX Points: 1,036Handicap: +54ClubWRX Posts: 1,587 ClubWRX
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    “Last year on Black Friday we had a blowout day...

    We had alien wedges with custom grinds”



    “I missed the cut the next week..

    I added in 3 new swing thoughts, all about my right elbow...”



    “I like to keep things liquid, you know...

    I keep $200 set aside for an emergency...

    In case a college game jumps out at me I’ve got that $200 liquid...

    Plus my moms diabetic so that’s good...

    Her nest egg in the high 4 digits so I’ve got that to look forward to...”



    -Chris
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    Sixon Z745 Japanese Tour 430cc Tour AD-DJ7 XX
    Srixon zU45 (2,3) KBS Tour 130X White Pearl 2* up
    Srixon JDM Z945 (4-PW) KBS Tour 130X White Pearl 2* up
    Cleveland 588 DSG(52,56,60) KBS Tour 130X White 2* up
    dumbest putter ever...backstryke with tons of lead tape
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  • Poor PosturePoor Posture  399WRX Points: 99Members Posts: 399 Greens
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    The whole thing is quotable, it's a masterpiece
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    Bigmean, on 08 September 2015 - 07:21 PM, said: "I know it is really frowned upon here, but hitting the club somewhere near the middle is generally the greatest tech advancement you can put in your bag."

    Titleist 917d2
    Titleist 917f 15*
    Taylormade V-steel 21* 7w
    4-P Mizuno MMC
    Edel 52*
    PXG 56*
    Byron dh89 raw
  • straightshot7straightshot7  3478WRX Points: 985Members Posts: 3,478 Titanium Tees
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    When you stop double hitting chips, I'll start talking to you about smash factors!



    That's true though...
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  • KYMARKYMAR  13257WRX Points: 55Members Posts: 13,257 Titanium Tees
    Joined:  edited Nov 5, 2017 #35
    It`s (dating) is a totally different world now. I remember when i used to be able to walk into a cantina, or even a chili`s here state side, in nothing but a cutter and buck mock neck and my dexter teaching shoes and have myself the pick of the litter. Now though, everything is online. And even though I`m old school (still have dial up at my condo) i have a few memberships. Zoosk, Blender (?) I have a platinum membership to christian mingle, OK cupid, Plenty-o-fish, farmers only ......our time, uh, Be naughty. I actually have a provisional membership to black people meet which I'm thinking about dropping. I like to start with quanity over quality you know? I log on tinder and just swipe right, swipe right, swipe right right, right, right ya know it's just...to me it's like golf. You might make 50 bad swings before you catch one flush







    If i had to pick one (career low point) I'd probably say the 94 Tecate cup, which is like our tours version of the Ryder cup, We'd play Guatemala every 2 years. And we had a really good team and were favored to win, but for me personally it was a disaster. Not only did I go 0-5-0 in my matches, i came to find out that my wife slept with 3 of my teammates and 2 players from the Guatemalan side during the matches. So that was a low point
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    Callaway XR Pro Attas Tour SPX X
    Taylormade Tour issue 15* V Steel 3 wood
    Hybrid undecided
    Cobra Amp Cell Pro's (All MB) 4-GW Project X Rifle 6.0
    Cleveland CG15 56 and 60
    White Hot 6 Long Neck
  • Rory4PresRory4Pres  1312WRX Points: 350Handicap: highMembers Posts: 1,312 Platinum Tees
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    I was laughing so hard I almost started cringing. This guy has to do another episode!
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    -Cobra F8+ driver w/ Tensei pro orange -TS3 15* w/ Evenflow -818 H2 17* w/ Atmos -816 H2 19* w/ Motore Speeder -MP32's w/ Rifles

    -Vokeys 46.06, 52.12, 60.04/60.07 -SC Tei3 LN np2

  • mac4presmac4pres  95WRX Points: 45Members Posts: 95 Bunkers
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    I'm going to have to start keeping track of my strokes saved punching out to see how I stack up against a former touring pro.
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  • drewtaylor21drewtaylor21 I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious Las Vegas, NV 2854WRX Points: 162Members Posts: 2,854 Titanium Tees
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    This may be the most delicious twitter exchange I've ever seen image/rofl.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rofl:' />



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    Callaway Great Big Bertha 9* (Rogue Rip i/O 60x)
    2016 M1 3HL (Aldila Rogue Silver 70x)
    TaylorMade p790 3i (KBS Tour S)
    TaylorMade RSi TP 4-9i (KBS Tour S)
    Mizuno T7 Blue Ion 46-50-54-58 (S300)
    Spider Tour Platinum 35"
    TP5x

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  • mgholdamgholda Tour Issues Indianapolis, IN 751WRX Points: 99Handicap: +1Members Posts: 751 Golden Tee
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    Aside from single moms, there’s nothing more important to me than juniors and teaching them life skills like how to calculate a nassau or manipulating the GHIN system...
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    Titleist TS3 8.5 HZDRUS 60 6.5
    Titleist TS3 15 HZDRUS 70 6.5
    Titleist 818H2 19 Aldila Phenom HYB 85 S
    Callaway X-Forged 18 UT 21 KBS $Taper 120 S
    Callaway X-Forged 18 4-PW KBS $Taper 120 S
    Callaway Mack Daddy 4 52/10 S Grind and 58/8 C Grind KBS $Taper 120 S
    Scotty Cameron Futura X 35"
    Titleist Pro V1x
  • sheldonjhackersheldonjhacker  3757WRX Points: 179Members Posts: 3,757 Titanium Tees
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    "He was like a poor man's Jack Grout, or Cameron McCormick...or a Jerry Sandusky !!!!!" HILARIOUS !!!
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  • sheldonjhackersheldonjhacker  3757WRX Points: 179Members Posts: 3,757 Titanium Tees
    Joined:  edited Jan 7, 2018 #41
    "aside from single moms, there's nothing more important to me than juniors." "I still have dial-up in my condo"...."be naughty" dating website". online dating: "I like to start with quantity over quality". "Social media makes it so easy...you look at guys like Fowler, JT, Koepka, Karrie Webb...I mean these players have no problem scoring with the ladies" "I wasn't profiled by Rich Lerner...I wasn't on Feherty" image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' />
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  • Hateto3PuttHateto3Putt Smoking Makes You Look Cool!  6359WRX Points: 313Members Posts: 6,359 Titanium Tees
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    Lol
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  • GolfjackGolfjack All about the rotation  1413WRX Points: 392Members Posts: 1,413 Platinum Tees
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    LOL this guy must have so much awesomeness going on in his brain.
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    TM M4 Driver 10.5
    TM M4 3 wood 16
    4H (22) Aeroburner TP
    Mizuno MP-15 5 iron, Project X LZ 6.5
    Mizuno MP-5 6-PW, Project X LZ 6.5
    Wedges Mizuno T7 50, 56, 60
    Scotty Phantom X6 STR
  • GolfingfanaticGolfingfanatic  3533WRX Points: 504Handicap: 3.0Members Posts: 3,533 Titanium Tees
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    Had to watch it again after seeing this thread. Brilliant stuff!
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    Callaway Mavrik 10.5° w/ Aldila Rogue White 70 130MSI X
    TaylorMade M2 DF 16.5° w/ Mitsu Diamana W 80X
    Cobra F9 Speedback 4 iron w/ Graphite Design Tour AD IZ Hybrid 95X
    Yonex Ezone CB-301 4-PW w/ Nippon Modus 125X
    Callaway Mack Daddy 4 Raw 50 S-Grind
    Callaway Mack Daddy 4 Raw 56 X-Grind
    Vokey Low Bounce K-Grind 60
    TaylorMade Spider Mini Copper

  • huskerguy18huskerguy18  249WRX Points: 1Handicap: 28Members Posts: 249 Bunkers
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    "aside from single moms, there's nothing more important to me than juniors." "I still have dial-up in my condo"...."be naughty" dating website". online dating: "I like to start with quantity over quality". "Social media makes it so easy...you look at guys like Fowler, JT, Koepka, Karrie Webb...I mean these players have no problem scoring with the ladies" "I wasn't profiled by Rich Lerner...I wasn't on Feherty" image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' />


    Come to think of it they should bring him on Feherty, disguise his voice and only show a shadow. It could be great
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  • Go_Blue!Go_Blue! HAIL!  1625WRX Points: 159Members Posts: 1,625 Platinum Tees
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    Pure gold. All of it.
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    8.5* Ping G400 LST w/ Tensei Blue 60TX
    15* TM M1 w/ Rogue Silver X
    19* Bridgestone J36
    4-PW Srixon Z745 w/ TTDG X100
    52.12 F, 56.14 F, 60.10 S Titleist SM6
    Taylormade Spider Tour Black
    Srixon Z Star XV
  • wcbjrwcbjr  2904WRX Points: 178Handicap: 3Members Posts: 2,904 Titanium Tees
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    John Goodman must be a **** of a golfer.
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  • HifadeHifade Sleepin' on the job. Slacker! Dayton, OH 5347WRX Points: 182Handicap: +3Charter Members Posts: 5,347 Titanium Tees
    Joined:  edited Jan 12, 2018 #48
    Black Friday, door buster special........Alien wedges with special grinds......."we sold 2."
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    PING G410 LST 9* - "Tour Issue" ALTA RED "X" 
    PING G410 15* - MITZ TENSEI PRO ORANGE 70X
    PING G410 17* & 19* - MITZ TENSEI BLUE X & EF BLACK X
    TAYLORMADE BLACK P790's - SPECIAL, TOUR ISSUE, BLACK KBS TOUR V 125'S (HSx1)
    CALLAWAY PM2 54* X & 58* X - ORIGINAL PX Satin 5.5's (HSx1)
    ODYSSEY STROKE LAB EXO 7S - CUSTOM
    2017 BRIDGESTONE B330 Tour #1's & TITLEIST PRO V #1'X
  • jackbauerjackbauer Russian prison 341WRX Points: 151Handicap: 2.4Members Posts: 341 Greens
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    So many moments to choose from, but what killed me was:



    "On the celebrity side, you know, I played with Erik Estrada. Uh, I played with Mario Lopez back when Saved by the Bell was at its peak."



    I was born in the early 80s so those shows are among my all-time favorites. I used to make my mom tape CHiPs reruns so I could watch when I got home from preschool.
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    WITB
    TaylorMade M2 2016 (9.75) Graphite Design Tour AD DI 6 S
    Callaway Big Bertha Alpha 816 (14), Adams Tight Lies 2 (19) Graphite Design Tour AD DI 7 S
    Mizuno MP-53 (3-PW, 20-48) KBS Tour 120
    Titleist Vokey SM7 S Grind (53.09, 59.11) KBS Hi-Rev 2.0 125
    Edel McKenzie (34)
  • drewtaylor21drewtaylor21 I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious Las Vegas, NV 2854WRX Points: 162Members Posts: 2,854 Titanium Tees
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    This may be the most delicious twitter exchange I've ever seen image/rofl.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rofl:' />







    Callaway Golf swooping in for the win!! I love this so much



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    Callaway Great Big Bertha 9* (Rogue Rip i/O 60x)
    2016 M1 3HL (Aldila Rogue Silver 70x)
    TaylorMade p790 3i (KBS Tour S)
    TaylorMade RSi TP 4-9i (KBS Tour S)
    Mizuno T7 Blue Ion 46-50-54-58 (S300)
    Spider Tour Platinum 35"
    TP5x

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  • CMCSGolfCMCSGolf  612WRX Points: 144Members Posts: 612 Golden Tee
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  • mgholdamgholda Tour Issues Indianapolis, IN 751WRX Points: 99Handicap: +1Members Posts: 751 Golden Tee
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    Here is the one key endorsement CPG is missing.

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    Titleist TS3 8.5 HZDRUS 60 6.5
    Titleist TS3 15 HZDRUS 70 6.5
    Titleist 818H2 19 Aldila Phenom HYB 85 S
    Callaway X-Forged 18 UT 21 KBS $Taper 120 S
    Callaway X-Forged 18 4-PW KBS $Taper 120 S
    Callaway Mack Daddy 4 52/10 S Grind and 58/8 C Grind KBS $Taper 120 S
    Scotty Cameron Futura X 35"
    Titleist Pro V1x
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  • br61br61 3x Hackin' Hall of Shame SW Missouri 2724WRX Points: 192Handicap: +0.8Members Posts: 2,724 Titanium Tees
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    My club pro is pretty sure he knows who he is but we're gonna leave it as it is. He did say that he's really a funny dude. And a very good golfer.
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    My bag of hacking utensils;

    Callaway Epic Flash 9.0, Speeder Evolution V 661 stiff(45")
    Epic TI 15* Speeder Evolution II 765 stiff
    '18 X-Forged Utility 24* $-Taper 120
    Callaway '19 Smoke Apex Pro 5-PW Black $-Taper 120
    Callaway Black MD4 50S, 54S & 58W
    Odyssey Marxman 45"

    New sticks yet to be played;
    Mavrik 9* Evo II 665 stiff
    Mavrik 4 & 7 wood Evo II 765 stiff
    Odyssey Arm Lock Big Seven 3* upright

    Old GHIN HC +0.8
    New WHC +1.3







  • The Mad BomberThe Mad Bomber I seem to not like new things. Get off my lawn...  1091WRX Points: 189Members Posts: 1,091 Platinum Tees
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    The part about signing a deal with US Kids golf and not reading the fine print where he has to play their equipment...holy sh!t, I lost it!



    "I played the better part of two seasons with a 35" driver..."
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    Host of the Blades4Life Podcast

    TS 3 8.5º w/ Grafalloy blue
    909F2 15.5º w/ Grafalloy blue
    T-MB 2 iron C-Taper
    Mizuno MP-5,  4-9 C-Taper
    SM6 47º, 52º, 56º, 60 C-Taper
    Scotty Newport 2, 35" Tour Issue X7, Hard stepped x2, Tipped 2"



  • fox88gtfox88gt  56WRX Points: 16Members Posts: 56 Bunkers
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    "I just swapped TI Bubble shafts into my woods"



    Pure gold!!!



    Makes me want to subscribe to Mexican Mini Tour Monthly.
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    [font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif]Titleist 909D2 10.5 Aldila Voodoo S-Flex
    Titleist 906F2 15 3W
    Titleist 906F2 18 5W
    Titleist 690.CB 3-PW [/font]
    [font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif]Titleist Vokey SM6 54.10 S Grind
    Titleist Vokey SM5 60.07 S Grind
    Odyssey White Hot Pro #9 Black [/font]
  • TerpFangolferTerpFangolfer  677WRX Points: 144Handicap: 6.2Members Posts: 677 Golden Tee
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    As everyone has said, so much gold in there...have played for numerous buddies, and cracking up every time.



    A couple of more that I didn't see posted here (don't have the direct quotes) - the one where he's improving his game by getting more gimmes...lol, he stares them down, that and "quick raking"



    And how he's in it for the $$$..."I heard from a buddy that Michael Breed made 90k last year...but I'd have to see a W2 to believe it" image/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />
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    TM R1
    TM Rbz Stage2 3w (15) & 3 hyb (19)
    Mizuno MP-64 4-Pw
    Mizuno MP-T5 50-7
    Titleist Vokey SM-4 54-8 & 58-12
    Ping TR 1966 Anser2
  • OBbogey5OBbogey5 Falconer  1045WRX Points: 181Members Posts: 1,045 Platinum Tees
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    Aimed way right, and played a cut.
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  • p3gap3ga  647WRX Points: 82Handicap: 9Members Posts: 647 Golden Tee
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    "I honestly believe that if Ledbetter didn't have an Australian accent, he'd be giving lessons at a Golf Galaxy in Jacksonville" (36:10)



    Dilly-Dilly
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    Phil

    I saw Brandel Chamblee drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's
    His hair was perfect

    - Warren Zevon, Werewolves of London



    All the clubs I've ever owned.
  • Birdie MacBirdie Mac  662WRX Points: 329Members Posts: 662 Golden Tee
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    I'll look a competitor right in the eye and ask him, "Do you need to see that?"



    This is money. Thanks for the laugh. Much needed.
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  • OutBackHackOutBackHack  1003WRX Points: 151Members Posts: 1,003 Platinum Tees
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    br61 wrote:


    My club pro is pretty sure he knows who he is but we're gonna leave it as it is. He did say that he's really a funny dude. And a very good golfer.




    Thanks for the insight.
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  • ChristosteroneChristosterone Reverse C  1587WRX Points: 1,036Handicap: +54ClubWRX Posts: 1,587 ClubWRX
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    OBbogey5 wrote:


    Aimed way right, and played a cut.




    “I finally decided to embrace and play a double-cross”



    -Chris
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    Sixon Z745 Japanese Tour 430cc Tour AD-DJ7 XX
    Srixon zU45 (2,3) KBS Tour 130X White Pearl 2* up
    Srixon JDM Z945 (4-PW) KBS Tour 130X White Pearl 2* up
    Cleveland 588 DSG(52,56,60) KBS Tour 130X White 2* up
    dumbest putter ever...backstryke with tons of lead tape
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