Club Pro Guy

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  • epyonepyon Posts: 469 ✭✭
    Own a piece of history everyone! CPG is selling his clubs!



    https://kansascity.craigslist.org/spo/d/lynx-black-cat-irons-owned-by/6522042702.html
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  • ShilgyShilgy Members Posts: 11,298 ✭✭
    epyon wrote:


    Own a piece of history everyone! CPG is selling his clubs!



    https://kansascity.c...6522042702.html
    Hmm-doesn't say he'll pay shipping so I will have to pass.
    WITB
    Tools for the job!

    To paraphrase Dr Seuss: Don't cry because the round of golf is over-smile because it happened . :)

    Game is recovering from total ankle replacement. Getting there and glad to be pain free!
  • lowheellowheel LOWHEEL Members Posts: 6,004 ✭✭
    Shilgy wrote:

    epyon wrote:


    Own a piece of history everyone! CPG is selling his clubs!



    https://kansascity.c...6522042702.html
    Hmm-doesn't say he'll pay shipping so I will have to pass.




    "Serious inquiries only" LOL this guy is gold
  • bulldog8bbulldog8b Members Posts: 939
    jackbauer wrote:


    So many moments to choose from, but what killed me was:



    "On the celebrity side, you know, I played with Erik Estrada. Uh, I played with Mario Lopez back when Saved by the Bell was at its peak."



    I was born in the early 80s so those shows are among my all-time favorites. I used to make my mom tape CHiPs reruns so I could watch when I got home from preschool.




    We must be the same age because I did the same things
  • Forged4everForged4ever Putting is 98%+ Mental..... ClubWRX Posts: 15,599 ClubWRX
    Forget about the Oakmont-Pine triangular, lol



    Great listen!!



    Thanks for posting🍻



    My Best,

    RP
    In the end, only three things matter~ <br /><br />How much that you loved...<br /><br />How mightily that you lived...<br /><br />How gracefully that you accepted both victory & defeat...<br /><br /><br /><br />GHIN: Beefeater 24
  • Chewey85Chewey85 Posts: 203
    I'm gonna have to listen to this later. Just the quotes had me rolling 😂
  • Judge SmalesJudge Smales Posts: 766 ✭✭
    CPG is based on a real dude I played golf with in school. And if you knew the guy, it’s even funnier. Didn’t know this was the case until a few months ago. Then it all made sense. Brilliant.
  • blairdblaird Members Posts: 2,151 ✭✭
    I havent listened to any podcasts yet but will. I do follow him on twitter and he is great. I really want to order one of the t shirts off his site.
  • pheenomz4774pheenomz4774 Posts: 894 ✭✭
    blaird wrote:


    I havent listened to any podcasts yet but will. I do follow him on twitter and he is great. I really want to order one of the t shirts off his site.




    Do NOT listen to the No Laying Up podcast while driving. I almost got into three accidents on my way home listening to this. It's been a long while since I had to physically pause something comedic just so I can catch my breath.
    Back to all Ping...
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  • golfandfishinggolfandfishing Members Posts: 3,390 ✭✭
    Anyone who has spent some time in the golf business feels like they have worked with or have actually been this guy.



    CPG is gold.
  • bmurphbmurph Posts: 454 ✭✭
    "When you stop double hitting chips I'll start talking to you about smash factor"
  • tarheelsfan105tarheelsfan105 Members Posts: 60 ✭✭
    since he was on a "credit hold" with Footjoy, he brought in some cutting edge golf SANDALS from Etonic
  • Holy MosesHoly Moses Members Posts: 10,444 ✭✭
    @ClubProGuy



    ✅ Happy

    ✅ Healthy

    ✅ No resemblance to Dustin Johnson.



    @TheSergioGarcia Beautiful Azalea Adele Garcia was born on March 14 at 1:54am. So proud and impressed with my wife @TheAngelaAkins and the way she handled the pregnancy and delivery! Love you both so much😍😍



    Ping G30 LS Tec 10* (DI-6X)
    Ping G30 3W 15* (DI-7X)
    Ping i20 3 (DI-95S), 4-UW (PX 6.0)
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  • MedicaptainMedicaptain Never Forget Members Posts: 1,170
    Holy Moses wrote:


    @ClubProGuy





    ✅ No resemblance to Dustin Johnson.








    I am dying over here....that is freakin hilarious
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  • rwc356rwc356 Chicago, IllinoisPosts: 301 ✭✭
    Just finished listening to the podcast and adding @clubproguy to my twitter feed. Just too funny and I think I've met a few guys like this on the course a/k/a 19th hole!
    Just an older guy with 7 or 8 clubs and a MacKenzie Walker bag
  • larrybudlarrybud Members Posts: 11,224 ✭✭
    Love CPG.... Sounds like Peter Jacobsen...
  • MolemanMoleman Posts: 562 ✭✭




    Pure gold here, just don't see the other stuck up coaches out there teaching this stuff... image/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' />
  • vsabrevsabre ClubWRX Posts: 222 ClubWRX


    Anyone who has spent some time in the golf business feels like they have worked with or have actually been this guy.



    CPG is gold.




    Absolutely. I was a club pro (PGA Apprentice)in the 80s for five years and knew so many people that resembled parts of his story. They're all dead or in rehab now..
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    Cobra King F7 Fujikura Pro 65 S 14.5* Weight Forward
    Ping I Blades 4-PW S300 + 1/2 Red Dot
    Mizuno TM7 Wedges 50, 54 and 58
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  • larrybudlarrybud Members Posts: 11,224 ✭✭
    edited Apr 11, 2018 #81
    "I told my caddy, get out the scuba gear, I'm going deep on the back 9".
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  • fillwelixfillwelix Members Posts: 1,206 ✭✭
    larrybud wrote:


    "I told my caddy, get out the scuba gear, I'm doing deep on the back 9".




    God that's such a good line. Incredible stuff.
    WITB
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    Mizuno MP18 Fli-Hi 3 Nippon Modus 3 Tour 120 S
    Taylormade P770 4i-5i Nippon Modus 3 Tour 120 S
    Taylormade P730 6-PW Nippon Modus 3 Tour 120 S
    Taylormade MG 52 KBS Tour-V 130 S
    Taylormade Hi-Toe 58 & 64 KBS Hi Rev Wedge
    Byron Morgan DH89 / Toulon Long Island / Spider Tour Red
  • 7-4-7 swing system



    “ ... the seventh swing thought in the backswing.... then ....”



    Lmao
  • thevaporzthevaporz Members Posts: 2,801 ✭✭
    If you guys love CPG you'd love the Letters From a Nut book series by Ted L. Nancy. Hilarious stuff.
  • larrybudlarrybud Members Posts: 11,224 ✭✭


    7-4-7 swing system



    " ... the seventh swing thought in the backswing.... then ...."



    Lmao




    The last swing thought before impact is 'FLIP IT! FLIP IT!'
  • larrybudlarrybud Members Posts: 11,224 ✭✭
    This is hilarious, real life, right out of CPG. I get an email from my old club about renewing my membership, which now that they dumped the low end membership, it's $1850 for the year (plus green's fees,range balls, everything... $1850 just gets you access to the course):



    "To enhance your renewal we plan to offer you $ 20 dollars worth of range balls and offer you 10 % above cost of anything in the golf shop until April 24th



    Wow, 2 buckets of balls, where do I sign up!!?!
  • fillwelixfillwelix Members Posts: 1,206 ✭✭
    larrybud wrote:


    This is hilarious, real life, right out of CPG. I get an email from my old club about renewing my membership, which now that they dumped the low end membership, it's $1850 for the year (plus green's fees,range balls, everything... $1850 just gets you access to the course):



    "To enhance your renewal we plan to offer you $ 20 dollars worth of range balls and offer you 10 % above cost of anything in the golf shop until April 24th



    Wow, 2 buckets of balls, where do I sign up!!?!




    This just in, included with your membership is a ball mark that looks exactly like a poker chip
    WITB
    Mizuno ST180 9.5 Tensei Blue 70 X
    Taylormade M2 2016 3HL PX HZRDUS Black 75g S
    Mizuno MP18 Fli-Hi 3 Nippon Modus 3 Tour 120 S
    Taylormade P770 4i-5i Nippon Modus 3 Tour 120 S
    Taylormade P730 6-PW Nippon Modus 3 Tour 120 S
    Taylormade MG 52 KBS Tour-V 130 S
    Taylormade Hi-Toe 58 & 64 KBS Hi Rev Wedge
    Byron Morgan DH89 / Toulon Long Island / Spider Tour Red
  • WidespreadPanicWidespreadPanic Wizard in the Corner Members Posts: 4,816 ✭✭
    Holy Moses wrote:


    @ClubProGuy



    ✅ Happy

    ✅ Healthy

    ✅ No resemblance to Dustin Johnson.



    @TheSergioGarcia Beautiful Azalea Adele Garcia was born on March 14 at 1:54am. So proud and impressed with my wife @TheAngelaAkins and the way she handled the pregnancy and delivery! Love you both so much😍😍


    This was my favorite tweet he's ever had.
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    Taylormade M1 ('17) 19*
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  • p3gap3ga Members Posts: 647 ✭✭
    fillwelix wrote:

    larrybud wrote:


    This is hilarious, real life, right out of CPG. I get an email from my old club about renewing my membership, which now that they dumped the low end membership, it's $1850 for the year (plus green's fees,range balls, everything... $1850 just gets you access to the course):



    "To enhance your renewal we plan to offer you $ 20 dollars worth of range balls and offer you 10 % above cost of anything in the golf shop until April 24th



    Wow, 2 buckets of balls, where do I sign up!!?!




    This just in, included with your membership is a ball mark that looks exactly like a poker chip




    See if they'll throw in an Alien wedge to sweeten the pot. Must be tour grind though...
    Phil

    I saw Brandel Chamblee drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's
    His hair was perfect

    - Warren Zevon, Werewolves of London



    All the clubs I've ever owned.
  • dbleagdbleag Members Posts: 2,876 ✭✭
    Reminds me of "On The Tour with Harry Sprague" by Herbert Warren Wind.



    I just bought a copy - seems like Harry Sprague and The Club Pro Guy could be related.



    Great book and great thread!
  • WalterWalter Belgian Golfer Members Posts: 698 ClubWRX
    Hahahahahaha hilarious 😆😆😆

    Hahahahahaha hilarious 😆😆😆
    Countdown for Augusta!!!
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