Koepka and DJ Swagger

Kind of gets on my nerves. Looks like they both walk with an obvious swagger on purpose, like, "I'm a cool golfer". I know these two hang out together. They must practice their walks in front of each other.

If I had the time to practice enough, I'd get them on the course and feed them both a serving of humble pie.

There should be more “swagger” in golf in my opinion...you can keep it classy and still have some swag in your step....

Swag is being able to be humble and cocky at the same time

Kind of gets on my nerves. Looks like they both walk with an obvious swagger on purpose, like, "I'm a cool golfer". I know these two hang out together. They must practice their walks in front of each other.

 

If I had the time to practice enough, I'd get them on the course and feed them both a serving of humble pie.

I’m going to be honest. I don’t think you could have enough time in your life to get to their level. They earned the right to walk however they want when they won their majors.

I was going to ask who DJ Swagger was

I was going to ask who DJ Swagger was

If I had the time to practice enough, I'd get them on the course and feed them both a serving of humble pie.

I was going to ask who DJ Swagger was

 

Glad to see Baker Mayfield is exploring options other than playing football.

Koepka and DJ rollin through like

I was going to ask who DJ Swagger was

 

 

Glad to see Baker Mayfield is exploring options other than playing football.

Baker Mayfield for the win!

These two............swagger? No.

Swagger comes from the core of the person. It's real.

Jim Colbert had what I like to call "organic swagger."

Please note: I wish I had Koepka's body for clothes, and so does my wife (not for clothes).

They both strut by design, that much is obvious to anyone with half a brain. Gary Woodland probably has them both beat though.

Maybe its because they wear pants so tight we can see the expression on the head of their pe*is.

What a beta lulz

They both strut by design, that much is obvious to anyone with half a brain.

You got that right, Doc. Orchestrated by life coaches, supported by social media and fueled by a caffeinated attitude.

Kind of gets on my nerves. Looks like they both walk with an obvious swagger on purpose, like, "I'm a cool golfer". I know these two hang out together. They must practice their walks in front of each other.

 

If I had the time to practice enough, I'd get them on the course and feed them both a serving of humble pie.

Definitely taking over the dumbest post of the day spot so far. Still early though..

They both strut by design, that much is obvious to anyone with half a brain.

 

You got that right, Doc. Orchestrated by life coaches, supported by social media and fueled by a caffeinated attitude.

Amen brother. Society in a tailspin, and they're at the carnival controls.

With the amount of ... um, acquaintances they have likely made, they can walk however they want.

I was going to ask who DJ Swagger was

 

:cheesy: OP here. I am laughing out loud at this reply!!! I guess my post title did look like DJ Swagger!!!! Thanks for making my day.

Kind of gets on my nerves. Looks like they both walk with an obvious swagger on purpose, like, "I'm a cool golfer". I know these two hang out together. They must practice their walks in front of each other.

 

If I had the time to practice enough, I'd get them on the course and feed them both a serving of humble pie.

 

Definitely taking over the dumbest post of the day spot so far. Still early though..

I know, I'm laughing at myself for making the post.

Kind of gets on my nerves. Looks like they both walk with an obvious swagger on purpose, like, "I'm a cool golfer". I know these two hang out together. They must practice their walks in front of each other.

 

If I had the time to practice enough, I'd get them on the course and feed them both a serving of humble pie.

They both strut by design, that much is obvious to anyone with half a brain.

 

You got that right, Doc. Orchestrated by life coaches, supported by social media and fueled by a caffeinated attitude.

 

Amen brother. Society in a tailspin, and they're at the carnival controls.

Step right up................

Off to my left we have Grace McDaniels, the mule-faced woman.

Off to my right is Myrtle Corbin, a dipygus.

And my name is.......................... DJ Swagger.

Someone needs a safe space....golfer on TV walks with too much swagger!

Someone needs a safe space....golfer on TV walks with too much swagger!

Nobody NEEEDS that much swagger...

have we as a society seriously gotten that critical where we complain about how people walk? the Duke would not be the Duke if that were the case...

They both strut by design, that much is obvious to anyone with half a brain. Gary Woodland probably has them both beat though.

 

Maybe its because they wear pants so tight we can see the expression on the head of their pe*is.

they walk that way because that expression is around the knee caps..... Just a bit of Darwins theory at work.... In another world those guys would mate and others..... well , wouldnt..

All these posts and not one gunslinger reference??? pIck up your game fellow WRXers

If I had the time to practice enough, I'd get them on the course and feed them both a serving of humble pie.

LOL!

This might even one-up Mikey five eagles.

id walk like had 5lb balls if I hit the balls 360+ on command... shoot!

If I hit my 3i 290 through the fairway and made that kind of money, I'd be swagg'in so hard you couldn't stop me if you tried.

They both strut by design, that much is obvious to anyone with half a brain. Gary Woodland probably has them both beat though.

 

Maybe its because they wear pants so tight we can see the expression on the head of their pe*is.

There's a mental image I could have gone all day without...