One sentence to describe golf.



  • ReidmanReidman Austin, TXPosts: 766 ✭✭
    The hardest thing you'll ever love to do.
    Ping G400 Max 10.5 Whiteboard D+ Stiff
    Ping G400 14.5, 17.5 Atmos Blue Stiff
    Srixon 745 4-PW PX LZ 6.0
    Cleveland RTX3 50, 55, 60 PX LZ 6.0
    Evnroll ER5B
    Vice Pro Soft Lime
  • 8thehardway8thehardway Posts: 1,900 ✭✭
    Golf - imagine The Nutcracker performed by a kindergarten ballet class where no one does their homework and everyone thinks they're a star and you'll have the gist of it.
    Callaway Big Bertha 12.5*
    Jones/Ortiz 4 wood 17*
    Kasco hybrid 23*
    Adams Idea Black CB2 irons 26, 29, 33, 37, 41, 45*
    Callaway MD3 S grind 52, 56, C grind 60, PM grind 64*
    Tom Slighter Needle 450g, 3* loft, 74* lie
  • DLYskes1976DLYskes1976 BigSexy Members Posts: 45
    As I usually say at least once per round...

    Who the f*** created this game.....

    Or I will say, I'd like to throat punch the person who thought of this game

    Or if I am calm, i will say, it's basically 4 hours of you looking like a **** fool, trying to hit a little white ball straight and then getting it into a 4 inch hole....
  • disco111disco111 Members Posts: 950 ✭✭
    The TRUE essence of golf.............spelled backwards is flog................something they did on board ships way back when......... image/crazy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':crazy:' />
  • Carl Spackler3Carl Spackler3 Posts: 910 ✭✭
    Me vs. me
    Titleist 915 D2
    Ping G 3 W
    Ping G 5W
    Ping G25 Hybrid
    Mizuno JPX 900 hot metal 5-GW
    Vokey 52-08 sm4
    Vokey 56-14 sm6
    Odyssey White Hot RX2 ( but it better be careful)
  • mcputtermcputter Members Posts: 927 ✭✭
    Geometrically Oriented Linear Farce
    Adams 9015D 10.5 Matrix Ozik
    TM M2 Deep Face 3HL Fuji Atmos 6
    Callaway Apex 20 Steelfiber hls780
    Adams Pro Mini 23 Steelfiber i95
    Adams A12 Pro Black 5-9PW Steelfiber i95
    Adams CB2 GW Steelfiber i95
    Vokey SM6 Black 54 S-Grind Steelfiber i110 CW
    Vokey Oil Can 58 V-Grind Kuro Kage TiNi 105
    Scotty Cameron Pro Plat Newport Mil Spec

    It's not how fast you play, it's how well you play fast!
  • KaysquareKaysquare Puppyluv Members Posts: 2,166 ✭✭
    Golf is incredibly simple and endlessly complicated.
  • MIgolferMIgolfer Members Posts: 10
    Catch 22
    So many courses, so little time
  • BabyCarrotBabyCarrot Members Posts: 14 ✭✭
    edited Jun 24, 2018 #40
    Take this stick, and hit that ball, HARD! Okay not that hard.
  • Hjosh7_Hjosh7_ Members Posts: 255 ✭✭
    edited Jun 25, 2018 #41
    Using these implements, put this ball in that hole way over yonder, count how many hits and judge the successfulness of the task by an arbitrary number determined by the distance from here to “over yonder”.
    TaylorMade M1(2016) 9.5° - Kuro Kage Silver TiNi 70 Stiff
    TaylorMade Aeroburner 16.5° - Matrix White Tie 70X4 Stiff
    PING G30 17°/22° Hybrids - PING TFC 419H Stiff
    Nike Vapor Pro Combo 5-PW - True Temper DG Pro S300
    Cleveland RTX 3 50°/54°/60° - True Temper Dynamic Gold Wedge
    Nike Method Matter B2-01 - Flatso 1.0 - 35.25"
    Top Flite Gamer Tour

    "After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."
  • thug the bunnythug the bunny Members Posts: 6,140 ✭✭
    A beautiful but psychopathic mistress
  • smeal818smeal818 Members Posts: 134 ✭✭
  • NaptimeNaptime Members Posts: 599 ✭✭
    Golf spelled backwards is flog.
  • NoTalentLeftyNoTalentLefty Members Posts: 3,440 ✭✭
    Golf is a nice relaxing way to get really frustrated and super disappointed in yourself.

    (Not my quote but it works)

    Doc Putz wins.
    Livin' proof that Lefties are not naturally talented.

    Driver Titleist 913 D3 44 inches also a Cleveland Classic 310 43.5 inches
    3 and 5 Wood Ping G15
    3-5 Hybrids Cobra Baffler XL
    6-GW Titleist AP1s
    53 degree Wedge Titleist AP1
    58 degree SW Vokey SM6
    Putter White Hot V LINE Fang w/round Edel Grip
  • r0scoer0scoe Hardcore Hacker Members Posts: 67
    Being an amateur golfer is like having battered-woman syndrome
  • platgofplatgof platgof ClubWRX Posts: 1,374 ClubWRX
    A place to take out life's frustrations and never know when.
    GBB Fusion HT 13.5
    GBB XR16 5 & 7 WD
    GBB OS 5 & 6 Hybrid
    P790 5-PW
    Glide AW, SW, LW
    TM Spider Pro Red C/S
  • Hateto3PuttHateto3Putt Smoking Makes You Look Cool! Members Posts: 6,271 ✭✭
    It’s a whole bird, stuffed with ham, topped with Gorgonzola.
  • FourTopsFourTops Banned Posts: 1,676 ✭✭
    edited Jul 8, 2018 #49
    A sport whereby emotions, success / failure, jubilation and despair, takes place over the course of 5 hours, yet in those 5 hours, replicates a lifetime of trials and tribulations.
  • buntabunta Members Posts: 541 ✭✭
    edited Jul 9, 2018 #50
    Someone once asked me why i play golf.

    i said because i dont hate myself enough.
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    TS3 9.5
    s55 4-P
    Glide 50/54/60
    Anser 2
  • buntabunta Members Posts: 541 ✭✭
    edited Jul 9, 2018 #51
    Golf and **** are two things you can enjoy without being any good at them.
    TS3 9.5
    s55 4-P
    Glide 50/54/60
    Anser 2
  • NeuroticaNeurotica Rush is a band! Members Posts: 760 ✭✭
    Hit ball, find ball, hit ball again.
    M4 HZRDUS BLACK 65 S Gripmaster wrap black perforated
    G400 3W Alta CB 65 S Gripmaster wrap blue cap
    G400 19* Hybrid Alta CB 70 S Gripmaster wrap blue cap
    G30 22* Hybrid TFC 419H S Gripmaster wrap black perforated
    i500 5-U Nippon N.S. Pro Modus3 105 +1/2" green dot Gripmaster wrap blue cap
    Glide 2.0 Stealth wedges 54*/58* Nippon N.S. Pro Modus3 105 S +1/2" blue dot Gripmaster wrap blue cap
    Vault Anser 2 Slate PP58 blackout - 35"
    ProV1X - cheapest used 5A I can find
    Sun Mountain C130S - 2019 USA version
    Clicgear 3.5
    MG Elite XL golf gloves
    Adidas Adicross Classic Golf Shoes - 2015
  • haroleaseharolease Posts: 604 ✭✭

    For me golf is made up of two games. One is to tee it up and hit it long and straight

    The other is to get the ball into the hole once we are on and around the green.
  • wrmillerwrmiller Members Posts: 1,569 ✭✭
    Golf: A game that is always new, regardless of how many times you have played.
    Primary bag:
    Titleist 913 D3 8.5
    Titleist 915Fd 13.5
    Titleist 913h 17
    Mizuno MP-18 4-PW
    Scratch wedges 50, 55, and 60
    Bettinardi mid-shank putter

    Backup bag:
    Ping G400 9
    Ping G30 fw 13
    Ping G30 hybrid 19
    Ping iBlade 4-PW power spec
    Macgregor VIP wedges 51, 56, and 60
    Bettinardi mid-shank putter
  • FergusonFerguson Executive Member VAMembers Posts: 4,431 ✭✭
    Although nothing is known about the early game’s favorite venues on the European continent, golf began from a somewhat obscure antiquity and attained worldwide popularity, especially in the 20th century with a starting point that is difficult to ascertain, although evidence now suggests that early forms of golf, a cross-country game in which a player strikes a small ball with various clubs from a series of starting points (teeing grounds) into a series of holes on a course where the player who holes his ball in the fewest strokes wins, were played in the Netherlands first and then in Scotland.
  • foxy222foxy222 Posts: 81 ✭✭
    The better you are, the less you get to play
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