If you could send golf a text message, what would you say?

SixtySomePingSixtySomePing Members Posts: 5,109 ✭✭
edited Dec 19, 2018 in General Golf Talk #1
If you could send golf a text message in general so you know it would respond, maybe along with an emoji, what would you say?



Or maybe the season you had this year, along with an emoji, what would you say?
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  • Jacked_LoftJacked_Loft Steps Ahead Members Posts: 487 ✭✭
    edited Dec 19, 2018 #2
    In. Buddy always drink a second coffee before you post.
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  • Fellaheen51Fellaheen51 Go Green MichiganMembers Posts: 4,410 ✭✭
    All of Golfdom? All facets and perpetrators?.............."Seriously? Stop it. Please respond at your earliest convenience."



    As for the season........"Pfffttt. Same as it ever was. Next year is gonna be different."
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  • FergusonFerguson Members Posts: 4,678 ✭✭
    Shot a 73 today. I will email you to make sure you got my text went through. image/mad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':angry:' />
  • BrianMcGBrianMcG Members Posts: 2,268 ✭✭
    Me: You owe me!!!

    Golf: lol
    Walter: Tell me Bobby, why do you play this game?
    Bobby: I play because I love it.
    Walter: Well I play for the money. I have to win. That is why every time we face each other I will always beat you.
  • MalvernMalvern Members Posts: 428 ✭✭
  • fairways4lifefairways4life Members Posts: 1,553 ✭✭
    "Dear golf, f#@&; you. I love you."
  • MtlJeffMtlJeff MontrealMembers Posts: 28,365 ✭✭
    Sorry it took me so long to finish, that never happens usually. I think it's because I had a few beers
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  • sharkiesjsharkiesj Members Posts: 2,993 ✭✭
    Thanks for always being there when I needed you. You’re a true friend.
  • TIM929TIM929 Los AngelesMembers Posts: 438 ✭✭
    edited Dec 19, 2018 #10
    me: give me my money back so I can give it back to you.



    golf: not a chance buddy.



    me: fine then, see you Saturday.



    golf: make sure you bring cash.
  • DON SVODON SVO Hacker in progress... Lefty Boomers Posts: 1,081 ✭✭
    "Sorry man, gotta watch my kid this weekend. Maybe next week or something?""
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  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,320 ClubWRX
    Why are my iron shots like Oprah...sometimes fat and sometimes thin. Let's pick one and go with it.
  • pappaf2pappaf2 Members Posts: 3,471 ✭✭
    edited Dec 19, 2018 #13
    Me to Golf: I love you.



    Golf to me: You are a nice guy but.....
  • ceejay81ceejay81 Love that chicken from Popeyes! Washington, DCMembers Posts: 1,704 ✭✭
    new phone, who dis?
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  • LeoLeo99LeoLeo99 Members Posts: 3,983 ✭✭
    edited Dec 19, 2018 #15
    Me: I'm never calling you again. I hate you.



    Golf: Whatevs. You'll be back.
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  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,320 ClubWRX
    Me: I'm never golfing again.

    Golf: Have fun with Mrs. Pelz's mother in law this weekend.



    Me: Please take me back.

    Golf: Keep groveling and I'll think about it
  • KAndyManKAndyMan JUST GOTTA SEND IT!!! Members Posts: 323 ✭✭
    Depends on the day



    Good day= "I love you buddy"



    Bad day= (Dont want to get banned so i wont say.)
  • jslane57jslane57 Members Posts: 3,929 ✭✭
    Get off the [email protected]#$ green!



    Sorry, just visited Club Pro Guy's website...
  • Willian70Willian70 Members Posts: 383 ✭✭
    Me: Can you make yourself more affordable?



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  • sdandreasdandrea Steve Members Posts: 2,348 ✭✭
    edited Dec 19, 2018 #20
    Me: "Why you gotta be so mean?"



    Golf: "Man up dude"
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  • st8kdinrst8kdinr ConstantBagOverhaul Members Posts: 548 ✭✭
    I love you, but I don't like you right now.
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  • 2putttom2putttom # 1 Oregon Duck fan Members Posts: 9,842 ✭✭
    Golf ya cost me two marriages, almost three. Ya cost me tens hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ya cost me a high paying job. Ya cost me my left pinky. Ya cost me my favorite dog. Ya cost me my best friend. Ya cost me six years sobriety. Ya cost me my left nut. Ya cost me my Elks lodge membership. Ya cost my sanity. ... I hate you ..... so same time next week?
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  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,320 ClubWRX
    2putttom wrote:


    Golf ya cost me two marriages, almost three. Ya cost me tens hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ya cost me a high paying job. Ya cost me my left pinky. Ya cost me my favorite dog. Ya cost me my best friend. Ya cost me six years sobriety. Ya cost me my left nut. Ya cost me my Elks lodge membership. Ya cost my sanity. ... I hate you ..... so same time next week?




    Still got your sanity TPT?
  • TIM929TIM929 Los AngelesMembers Posts: 438 ✭✭
    edited Dec 20, 2018 #25
    golf: got some new drivers you to need buy, all 5 brands are adding 30 more yards for everyone on tour and will fix your hook.



    me: but I slice...



    golf: it fixes slices too.



    me: no cash.



    golf: Credit Card.



    me: aww, still paying for my last drivers.



    golf: sell the car or just pull the heloc.



    me: oh yea, what am I waiting for.. thank you so much!



    golf: no problem.. In a month, new irons are dropping too that look like blades but can fix a slicing hook and add 15 more yards as well.... and, they are murdered out in all black.



    me: SOLD!
  • TIM929TIM929 Los AngelesMembers Posts: 438 ✭✭
    DavePelz4 wrote:

    2putttom wrote:


    Golf ya cost me two marriages, almost three. Ya cost me tens hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ya cost me a high paying job. Ya cost me my left pinky. Ya cost me my favorite dog. Ya cost me my best friend. Ya cost me six years sobriety. Ya cost me my left nut. Ya cost me my Elks lodge membership. Ya cost my sanity. ... I hate you ..... so same time next week?




    Still got your sanity TPT?


    a price he already paid after his Elk lodge membership.
  • goaliescottgoaliescott Members Posts: 385 ✭✭
    Hey golf, stuck at work again and can't make it, maybe next week?

    Golf: That sucks man, sure, next week, I'll hold your spot...

    (golf speed dials other folks, that idiot Scott is still at work, wanna play? You can have his spot next week too....)
  • MadGolfer76MadGolfer76 Admiration is the state furthest from understanding. Members Posts: 19,891 ✭✭
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  • CircleC29CircleC29 Members Posts: 831 ✭✭
    edited Dec 22, 2018 #29
    Send this pic to 20 golfers or 2019 will plague you with slow play and high scores!





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  • MattyO1984MattyO1984 Members Posts: 4,789 ✭✭
    What four letter words are we allowed to use on here without upsetting the mods?
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