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Bucket of Random Fun

golfguy31golfguy31 Advanced Members Posts: 1,042 ✭✭
Welcome to my favourite way to waste a Saturday night. Coming up is a bunch of stuff that I think I bought.



1. As a married man, every day begins with the same goal: convince my wife that it is her ultimate privilege to please me like her sister used to before we got married. This first item is like that. All I wanted was some high quality heads, but what I ended up with was an unsatisfactory shaft job. It’s not even complete. I’m going to need to stock up on blue sharpies to mark my balls. Here is a set of Steelfibers i110 in stiff, 4-pw minus an 8 iron because that stupid lil’ sum-b caused me to pull hook it during my final round of D flight Match Play. Im including a 3 iron shaft, it’s an i95, I hate it and so I’m including it before I use to stake a GD tomato plant. Pics are there. Price is $100 shipped, couldn’t be cheaper if Kuch was selling them.



2. Thirdly, full set of clubs from Cleveland. 1-3-5 588 woods and 588 Square Groove irons 2-PW. S400 shafts in everything, because heavier steel shafts make you look manlier. This is the perfect way to demonstrate that you hold absolutely no regard for the USGA. I don’t need your stinking rules. It’s also a well kept secret that wood actually has a higher COR than titanium. Guaranteed to hit it further (just kidding bu they’re pretty, much like my wife’s sister). Asking $125 OBO (overly bulging obelisks)



3. Fourthly, incredibly effeminate wedges. If you buy these, I hope you’re a girl. If you’re not, don’t tell me until payment clears. I bought these halfway through a bottle of butter ripple Schnapps, but just before I try on my wife’s high heels. 2 wedges by the worlds most mysterious wedge maker in the World. I heard from no one that these were meant for his mother in law. Jimmy Patrick should be proud of including as much tungsten as inhumanly possible. If you likes some stampage, you’ve got it. I paid more than I told my wife but less than I want you to pay. Both wedge heads for $150.



4. Seventhly, these wedges make the previous wedges look like they belonged to Burt Reynolds. But if you like Fruit Loops and visiting glory holes, these could be for you. Unlike my wife’s sister, these are new and unused. $180 for 52-56-60



Now I’m tired, please send offers. If I’m not daydreaming about the fulfilling life I’ve never led, I’ll probably answer very quickly. Rude or lowball offers will be given priority.
TM M3 9.5 PX HZRDS Yellow 6.0
Cobra F8+ 3 wood PX LZ Handcrafted 6.0
TM M1 5 wood PX HZRDS Red 6.0
Adams V3 23 degree Attas 85 gram
Adams 9031 26 degree C-Taper Stiff
TM RocketBladez 6-9 PX LZ 5.5
Cleveland 588 Special PW 49 degree
Fourteen LE 52 degree
Scratch Custom 56 degree
Fourteen MGrind 60 degree
MannKrafted Custom Blade

Comments

  • golfguy31golfguy31 Advanced Members Posts: 1,042 ✭✭
    Bottom wedges are from Corey Paul Functional Art
    TM M3 9.5 PX HZRDS Yellow 6.0
    Cobra F8+ 3 wood PX LZ Handcrafted 6.0
    TM M1 5 wood PX HZRDS Red 6.0
    Adams V3 23 degree Attas 85 gram
    Adams 9031 26 degree C-Taper Stiff
    TM RocketBladez 6-9 PX LZ 5.5
    Cleveland 588 Special PW 49 degree
    Fourteen LE 52 degree
    Scratch Custom 56 degree
    Fourteen MGrind 60 degree
    MannKrafted Custom Blade
  • Webber97Webber97 ClubWRX Charter Members Posts: 103 ClubWRX
    This week is hot with well produced sale items........ start the slow clap fellas.
  • MattyJ1211MattyJ1211 Members Posts: 16
    This post is fantastic! Hahahaha
  • Warren_g44Warren_g44 Gards_44 Members Posts: 64 ✭✭
    Easily the best thing I’ve had Siri read to me today. Well done.
  • tiger168tiger168 Advanced Members Posts: 555 ✭✭
    image/taunt.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':taunt:' /> image/taunt.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':taunt:' /> image/taunt.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':taunt:' /> Kuch will sell them for 500 peso... GLWS...
  • Ben BerubeBen Berube Benny B Advanced Members Posts: 2,467 ✭✭
    Can I meet your sister in law?
    WITB (for this week =)
    - TC GBB 9.0 w/KK SS 60s Proto
    - TC Alpha 816 16* w/Voodoo 7s
    -Tour Issue Dhy Pro 21* / 18* hybrids w/Matrix Tour White/Black Ties
    -Mp63 raw 4-p w/Black Smoke KBS120s
    -Mp10 52-56-60’s
    -Putter - revolving door but lean towards Tour Issue Ody’s

    Testing - Everything and Anything to try and improve. Golf is all what you make of it!



    ***always up for trades***
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