What names do you give certain golf shots?

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King_SlenderKing_Slender  1491WRX Points: 272Members Posts: 1,491 Platinum Tees
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I'm sure we all have a few that we throw around in our regular foursomes - like the Sister-in-Law - you're on, but you know you shouldn't be.

What are some of your favorites?

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  • third-times-a-charmthird-times-a-charm  2603WRX Points: 948Members Posts: 2,603 Titanium Tees
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    Every single one of my shots is called an 'a-hole'

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  • Nard_SNard_S  3712WRX Points: 747Handicap: 9Members Posts: 3,712 Titanium Tees
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    Chunky ****.................hitting fat because you swing like a primate.
    Sally....................leaving it short on a putt.
    Newman.............you play a decent shot but it ends up in a hazard or short sided or takes a bad bounce.

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  • GolfbeatGolfbeat Swing Lessee  1784WRX Points: 175Members Posts: 1,784 Platinum Tees
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  • 596596 Lakeland, FL 3755WRX Points: 263Members Posts: 3,755 Titanium Tees
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    Worm burner or snake raper... Anything that does not get off the ground

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  • MonteScheinblumMonteScheinblum Rebellion Golf Southern California 18753WRX Points: 1,348Members Posts: 18,753 Titanium Tees
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    A big pull hook.....Gloria Allred. Left and ugly

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  • Dr.FrankenputzDr.Frankenputz  855WRX Points: 171Handicap: 13Members Posts: 855 Golden Tee
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    (Think these were on another thread here some time back)
    1. Elephant a$$ or giraffe vag... pop up drive/high & stinky
    2. Hitler - 2 shots in a bunker

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  • James the Hogan FanJames the Hogan Fan  1021WRX Points: 678Handicap: 12Members Posts: 1,021 Platinum Tees
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    Our group has the b*tchip, when you woefully come up short on a chip; you hit it like a b...

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    Sleeve job, 3 in the water

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  • TexasTurfTexasTurf  91WRX Points: 59Members Posts: 91 Fairways
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    The condom shot. It's safe, but it doesn't feel good.

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  • staylor1634staylor1634  8WRX Points: 7Handicap: 20Members Posts: 8 Bunkers
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    Is graphic language allowed on this site? :)

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  • pheenomz4774pheenomz4774  963WRX Points: 184Members Posts: 963 Golden Tee
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    The ex-wife. It started off looking like a beautiful shot, but landed in a place or takes a bounce that leaves you just screwed.

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  • handyquacks17handyquacks17 Massachusetts 88WRX Points: 50Members Posts: 88 Fairways
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    howitzer = bomb of a drive...in context, "absolute howitzer"
    osama = bunker ->bunker-> up n down

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  • lookylookitzadamlookylookitzadam SoCal 614WRX Points: 218Handicap: 2.7Members Posts: 614 Golden Tee
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    PBFU - the shanked tee shot after a birdie on the previous hole.

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  • MelloYelloMelloYello Upstate, SC 3737WRX Points: 966Handicap: 8Members Posts: 3,737 Titanium Tees
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    The OJ Simpson...

    ...shouldn't have done it, but you got away with it!

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    Driver: M3 w. Tensei CK Pro Org.
    Fairway: M6 3w
    Hybrid: Tour Edge E8 (19, 22)
    Irons: 716 CB (5-Pw)
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  • ToolishToolish  59WRX Points: 92Members Posts: 59 Bunkers
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    Not a shot, but a hole, the Amateur bounce back. Following up a birdie with a bogey, the opposite of a pro bounce back.

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