3AM bathroom question...

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DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area. 25294WRX Points: 2,358Handicap: 2 ManyClubWRX Posts: 25,294 ClubWRX
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On a drivable par 4 your tee shot lands in the rough short of the green, bounces in the rough and hops out on to the green.

Do you count that as a fairway hit? Yeah I know, start thinking about a cure for cancer or how to get world peace but this is how my golf obsessed mind works.

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  • CheckJVCheckJV Male Model  2113WRX Points: 158Members Posts: 2,113 Platinum Tees
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    I’ll let you know at 3:01 am unless I solve the world peace thing before that.

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  • cpeckcpeck North new jersey 598WRX Points: 284Handicap: leftyMembers Posts: 598 Golden Tee
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    i would count if as fairway for your stats

    if your ball lands in the rough and bounces in the fairway......

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  • SocratesSocrates Warning Points 1+ Winnipeg 9924WRX Points: 904Handicap: 4ishClubWRX Posts: 9,924 ClubWRX
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    You should go to bed at 10pm. I believe you would think more clearly at 4:30am. :D

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  • Big A HGBig A HG  686WRX Points: 211Members Posts: 686 Golden Tee
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    That's 100% a fairway hit. It doesn't matter how the ball gets there (just like your score), it's only a matter of where it finishes. As far as a tee shot goes, hitting the green on your par 4 tee shot counts as FIR and a GIR.

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  • FadeFade  1316WRX Points: 233Members Posts: 1,316 Platinum Tees
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    It is a GBR (Green Before Regulation).
    Did you do this, or was this in your dreams only?

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    On -, @Fade said:

    It is a GBR (Green Before Regulation).
    Did you do this, or was this in your dreams only?

    3am. Could be a Fake Dream.

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  • St JimmySt Jimmy  535WRX Points: 169Handicap: 8Members Posts: 535 Golden Tee
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    I don't have to use the bathroom until 5am.
    Sometimes 6, if I limit the water intake.

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    On -, @Fade said:

    It is a GBR (Green Before Regulation).
    Did you do this, or was this in your dreams only?

    Or 3 a.m. - Gonna Be Rain?

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    On -, @St Jimmy said:

    I don't have to use the bathroom until 5am.
    Sometimes 6, if I limit the water intake.

    Yes, that was a humble brag.

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  • braincramp52braincramp52 Freeport, Illinois 6159WRX Points: 1,440Handicap: 10Members Posts: 6,159 Titanium Tees
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    100% hit fairway.

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    I agree 100% fairway hit

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  • FergusonFerguson  5691WRX Points: 2,988Handicap: 7.0Members Posts: 5,691 Titanium Tees
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    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

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    On -, @Socrates said:

    GIR and a Fairway hit. Double bonus.
    Just like finding out Mrs. Pelz splurged and bought Charmin instead of the usual single ply.

    Like everything else in the house, it's Costco in the loo.

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    On -, @Ferguson said:

    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

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    On -, @DavePelz4 said:

    On -, @Ferguson said:

    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

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    On -, @Ferguson said:

    On -, @DavePelz4 said:

    On -, @Ferguson said:

    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

    Your concern for my regularity is admirable. Keep in mind that us Super Seniors usually go to bed around 7 after Wheel and Matlock. 8 hours is a long time.

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  • FergusonFerguson  5691WRX Points: 2,988Handicap: 7.0Members Posts: 5,691 Titanium Tees
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    On -, @DavePelz4 said:

    On -, @Ferguson said:

    On -, @DavePelz4 said:

    On -, @Ferguson said:

    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

    Your concern for my regularity is admirable. Keep in mind that us Super Seniors usually go to bed around 7 after Wheel and Matlock. 8 hours is a long time.

    That explains all of it. Just promise me if ever it starts to hurt, that you'll go see a real doctor and not start a thread.

    I have a concern I would like to share. Earlier in the week, I was given a "CLUBWRX" badge, and then a day later it was removed, gone.

    Maybe "they" took it away after I posted about Phil and Bones??

    Thoughts?

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  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area. 25294WRX Points: 2,358Handicap: 2 ManyClubWRX Posts: 25,294 ClubWRX
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    On -, @Ferguson said:

    On -, @DavePelz4 said:

    On -, @Ferguson said:

    On -, @DavePelz4 said:

    On -, @Ferguson said:

    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

    Your concern for my regularity is admirable. Keep in mind that us Super Seniors usually go to bed around 7 after Wheel and Matlock. 8 hours is a long time.

    That explains all of it. Just promise me if ever it starts to hurt, that you'll go see a real doctor and not start a thread.

    I have a concern I would like to share. Earlier in the week, I was given a "CLUBWRX" badge, and then a day later it was removed, gone.

    Maybe "they" took it away after I posted about Phil and Bones??

    Thoughts?

    Not sure I can make that promise. Having to go see that doc start with turn your head and cough which is nowhere as much fun as threads with Fergie.

    Will have to go look at the P&B post but thinking the site realizes the magnitude of your ability and they were too humbled to bestow such a lesser honor than you'd deserve.

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    On -, @DavePelz4 said:

    On -, @Ferguson said:

    On -, @DavePelz4 said:

    On -, @Ferguson said:

    On -, @DavePelz4 said:

    On -, @Ferguson said:

    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

    Your concern for my regularity is admirable. Keep in mind that us Super Seniors usually go to bed around 7 after Wheel and Matlock. 8 hours is a long time.

    That explains all of it. Just promise me if ever it starts to hurt, that you'll go see a real doctor and not start a thread.

    I have a concern I would like to share. Earlier in the week, I was given a "CLUBWRX" badge, and then a day later it was removed, gone.

    Maybe "they" took it away after I posted about Phil and Bones??

    Thoughts?

    Not sure I can make that promise. Having to go see that doc start with turn your head and cough which is nowhere as much fun as threads with Fergie.

    Will have to go look at the P&B post but thinking the site realizes the magnitude of your ability and they were too humbled to bestow such a lesser honor than you'd deserve.

    "Magnitude of my ability" I am saving that line for my college and HS reunions.
    Thank you, sir.

    I can't say enough about the people who manage this site. Patience and tolerance are admirable traits, and they seem to have a good supply of both.

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  • SixtySomePingSixtySomePing  5286WRX Points: 2,540Members Posts: 5,286 Titanium Tees
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    Did you flush the shot?

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    On -, @Ferguson said:

    On -, @DavePelz4 said:

    On -, @Ferguson said:

    On -, @DavePelz4 said:

    On -, @Ferguson said:

    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

    Your concern for my regularity is admirable. Keep in mind that us Super Seniors usually go to bed around 7 after Wheel and Matlock. 8 hours is a long time.

    That explains all of it. Just promise me if ever it starts to hurt, that you'll go see a real doctor and not start a thread.

    I have a concern I would like to share. Earlier in the week, I was given a "CLUBWRX" badge, and then a day later it was removed, gone.

    Maybe "they" took it away after I posted about Phil and Bones??

    Thoughts?

    I think we all got it and lost it at the same time, maybe too expensive. I would hate to see this become a used car lot...

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  • JAMH03JAMH03  979WRX Points: 435Members Posts: 979 Golden Tee
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    Yes because it would mess up your stats if no. Grns smaller than fwys, mostly.

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  • smoky25smoky25  1046WRX Points: 125Members Posts: 1,046 Platinum Tees
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    On -, @Ferguson said:

    On -, @DavePelz4 said:

    On -, @Ferguson said:

    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

    I, for one, am fortunately very regular. Like clockwork - 6am every morning. Unfortunately I don't get out of bed till 7.

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  • CwingCwing #TaylorMade TwistFace Experience 2018 Go Big Blue!!! 8x Champs. Who Dey !!! Go Bengals, 8323WRX Points: 321Handicap: 12.1Members Posts: 8,323 Titanium Tees
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    Classic too much info thread ! LOL :D

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    who cares, I would three putt for par

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    Never hit the fw so a resounding NO.

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    If you putt it off the green, do you lose your GIR (not by any means inferring you would do this DP😀).

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    On -, @deadsolid...shank said:

    If you putt it off the green, do you lose your GIR (not by any means inferring you would do this DP😀).

    I'm fairly certain that once you attain a GIR you can't lose it.

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    On -, @Big A HG said:

    On -, @deadsolid...shank said:

    If you putt it off the green, do you lose your GIR (not by any means inferring you would do this DP😀).

    I'm fairly certain that once you attain a GIR you can't lose it.

    Tell that to some of the old timers when the Tour takes some wins away!

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