3AM bathroom question...

DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,312 ClubWRX

On a drivable par 4 your tee shot lands in the rough short of the green, bounces in the rough and hops out on to the green.

Do you count that as a fairway hit? Yeah I know, start thinking about a cure for cancer or how to get world peace but this is how my golf obsessed mind works.

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  • CheckJVCheckJV Male Model Members Posts: 2,102 ✭✭

    I’ll let you know at 3:01 am unless I solve the world peace thing before that.

  • cpeckcpeck North new jerseyMembers Posts: 383 ✭✭

    i would count if as fairway for your stats

    if your ball lands in the rough and bounces in the fairway......

  • SocratesSocrates How can it be so *&#% hard to make a shoulder turn? WinnipegClubWRX Posts: 9,224 ClubWRX

    You should go to bed at 10pm. I believe you would think more clearly at 4:30am. :D

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  • Big A HGBig A HG Members Posts: 549 ✭✭

    That's 100% a fairway hit. It doesn't matter how the ball gets there (just like your score), it's only a matter of where it finishes. As far as a tee shot goes, hitting the green on your par 4 tee shot counts as FIR and a GIR.

  • FadeFade Members Posts: 1,144 ✭✭

    It is a GBR (Green Before Regulation).
    Did you do this, or was this in your dreams only?

  • SocratesSocrates How can it be so *&#% hard to make a shoulder turn? WinnipegClubWRX Posts: 9,224 ClubWRX

    @Fade said:
    It is a GBR (Green Before Regulation).
    Did you do this, or was this in your dreams only?

    3am. Could be a Fake Dream.

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  • St JimmySt Jimmy Members Posts: 406 ✭✭

    I don't have to use the bathroom until 5am.
    Sometimes 6, if I limit the water intake.

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  • Hawkeye77Hawkeye77 Countdown to The Masters! ClubWRX Posts: 17,676 ClubWRX

    @Fade said:
    It is a GBR (Green Before Regulation).
    Did you do this, or was this in your dreams only?

    Or 3 a.m. - Gonna Be Rain?

  • St JimmySt Jimmy Members Posts: 406 ✭✭

    @St Jimmy said:
    I don't have to use the bathroom until 5am.
    Sometimes 6, if I limit the water intake.

    Yes, that was a humble brag.

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  • lawsonmanlawsonman Members Posts: 5,238 ✭✭

    100% hit fairway.

    Welcome to where dumb opinions are better than no opinion. :)

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  • foreputterforeputter Members Posts: 2

    I agree 100% fairway hit

  • FergusonFerguson Members Posts: 4,663 ✭✭

    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,312 ClubWRX

    @Socrates said:
    GIR and a Fairway hit. Double bonus.
    Just like finding out Mrs. Pelz splurged and bought Charmin instead of the usual single ply.

    Like everything else in the house, it's Costco in the loo.

  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,312 ClubWRX

    @Ferguson said:
    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

  • FergusonFerguson Members Posts: 4,663 ✭✭

    @DavePelz4 said:

    @Ferguson said:
    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,312 ClubWRX

    @Ferguson said:

    @DavePelz4 said:

    @Ferguson said:
    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

    Your concern for my regularity is admirable. Keep in mind that us Super Seniors usually go to bed around 7 after Wheel and Matlock. 8 hours is a long time.

  • FergusonFerguson Members Posts: 4,663 ✭✭

    @DavePelz4 said:

    @Ferguson said:

    @DavePelz4 said:

    @Ferguson said:
    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

    Your concern for my regularity is admirable. Keep in mind that us Super Seniors usually go to bed around 7 after Wheel and Matlock. 8 hours is a long time.

    That explains all of it. Just promise me if ever it starts to hurt, that you'll go see a real doctor and not start a thread.

    I have a concern I would like to share. Earlier in the week, I was given a "CLUBWRX" badge, and then a day later it was removed, gone.

    Maybe "they" took it away after I posted about Phil and Bones??

    Thoughts?

  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,312 ClubWRX

    @Ferguson said:

    @DavePelz4 said:

    @Ferguson said:

    @DavePelz4 said:

    @Ferguson said:
    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

    Your concern for my regularity is admirable. Keep in mind that us Super Seniors usually go to bed around 7 after Wheel and Matlock. 8 hours is a long time.

    That explains all of it. Just promise me if ever it starts to hurt, that you'll go see a real doctor and not start a thread.

    I have a concern I would like to share. Earlier in the week, I was given a "CLUBWRX" badge, and then a day later it was removed, gone.

    Maybe "they" took it away after I posted about Phil and Bones??

    Thoughts?

    Not sure I can make that promise. Having to go see that doc start with turn your head and cough which is nowhere as much fun as threads with Fergie.

    Will have to go look at the P&B post but thinking the site realizes the magnitude of your ability and they were too humbled to bestow such a lesser honor than you'd deserve.

  • FergusonFerguson Members Posts: 4,663 ✭✭

    @DavePelz4 said:

    @Ferguson said:

    @DavePelz4 said:

    @Ferguson said:

    @DavePelz4 said:

    @Ferguson said:
    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

    Your concern for my regularity is admirable. Keep in mind that us Super Seniors usually go to bed around 7 after Wheel and Matlock. 8 hours is a long time.

    That explains all of it. Just promise me if ever it starts to hurt, that you'll go see a real doctor and not start a thread.

    I have a concern I would like to share. Earlier in the week, I was given a "CLUBWRX" badge, and then a day later it was removed, gone.

    Maybe "they" took it away after I posted about Phil and Bones??

    Thoughts?

    Not sure I can make that promise. Having to go see that doc start with turn your head and cough which is nowhere as much fun as threads with Fergie.

    Will have to go look at the P&B post but thinking the site realizes the magnitude of your ability and they were too humbled to bestow such a lesser honor than you'd deserve.

    "Magnitude of my ability" I am saving that line for my college and HS reunions.
    Thank you, sir.

    I can't say enough about the people who manage this site. Patience and tolerance are admirable traits, and they seem to have a good supply of both.

  • SixtySomePingSixtySomePing Members Posts: 5,106 ✭✭

    Did you flush the shot?

  • SixtySomePingSixtySomePing Members Posts: 5,106 ✭✭

    @Ferguson said:

    @DavePelz4 said:

    @Ferguson said:

    @DavePelz4 said:

    @Ferguson said:
    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

    Your concern for my regularity is admirable. Keep in mind that us Super Seniors usually go to bed around 7 after Wheel and Matlock. 8 hours is a long time.

    That explains all of it. Just promise me if ever it starts to hurt, that you'll go see a real doctor and not start a thread.

    I have a concern I would like to share. Earlier in the week, I was given a "CLUBWRX" badge, and then a day later it was removed, gone.

    Maybe "they" took it away after I posted about Phil and Bones??

    Thoughts?

    I think we all got it and lost it at the same time, maybe too expensive. I would hate to see this become a used car lot...

  • JAMH03JAMH03 Members Posts: 436 ✭✭

    Yes because it would mess up your stats if no. Grns smaller than fwys, mostly.

    Comparisons are odious.

  • smoky25smoky25 Members Posts: 1,029 ✭✭

    @Ferguson said:

    @DavePelz4 said:

    @Ferguson said:
    Does it hurt to use the toilet?

    No and thankfully at my advanced age, it doesn't hurt to pee, either.

    3 AM? I am little concerned with your regularity.
    Are you getting enough fiber, Mr. Pelz? Have you done something with your diet recently that would have thrown off your normal flora?

    If you simply had mexican food for dinner, no problem I get it.

    I, for one, am fortunately very regular. Like clockwork - 6am every morning. Unfortunately I don't get out of bed till 7.

  • CwingCwing Members Posts: 8,047 ✭✭

    Classic too much info thread ! LOL :D

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  • freeze16172002freeze16172002 Members Posts: 91 ✭✭

    who cares, I would three putt for par

  • Qqq123xxQqq123xx I wake up take a few steps and am in a haze the rest of the day. Members Posts: 6,211 ✭✭

    Never hit the fw so a resounding NO.

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  • deadsolid...shankdeadsolid...shank ClubWRX Posts: 14,669 ClubWRX

    If you putt it off the green, do you lose your GIR (not by any means inferring you would do this DP😀).

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  • Big A HGBig A HG Members Posts: 549 ✭✭

    @deadsolid...shank said:
    If you putt it off the green, do you lose your GIR (not by any means inferring you would do this DP😀).

    I'm fairly certain that once you attain a GIR you can't lose it.

  • Hawkeye77Hawkeye77 Countdown to The Masters! ClubWRX Posts: 17,676 ClubWRX

    @Big A HG said:

    @deadsolid...shank said:
    If you putt it off the green, do you lose your GIR (not by any means inferring you would do this DP😀).

    I'm fairly certain that once you attain a GIR you can't lose it.

    Tell that to some of the old timers when the Tour takes some wins away!

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