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  • AzSuperHack76AzSuperHack76 ClubWRX  1796WRX Points: 320Posts: 1,796 ClubWRX
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    Bravo Sir!! Excellent read! Jonesy Lives....

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    Irons-2020 Cobra Forged Tec 4-PW

    Wedges-Cleveland RTX 4 Raw 50/54/60

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  • CMCSGolfCMCSGolf Members  644WRX Points: 164Posts: 644 Golden Tee
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    On -, @rich s said:

    On -, @CMCSGolf said:

    300 yards off the tee on #1 at Jackson puts you square in the middle of a lake...

    There is also maybe 20 feet behind the back tee markers and a hedge.

    Are you saying this didn’t happen? Are you implying this story was fictional and created to reminisce about a beloved member from days past with a touch of humor on the side?? Is that what you are implying?

    Never, I just want to point out that you clearly missed the part in the story where this ball landed on a lily pad and he made eagle from there. I need that type of realism.

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  • James the Hogan FanJames the Hogan Fan Members  1251WRX Points: 861Handicap: 12Posts: 1,251 Platinum Tees
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    I want a 36 hole televised money match between this jonesscott and Club Pro Guy, both mic’ed up!

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  • jbrunkjbrunk Central IllinoisMembers  781WRX Points: 204Handicap: 11Posts: 781 Golden Tee
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    Summer 2020 WITB

    Callaway GBB Epic 10.5° 1W HZRDUS Smoke 60

    Callaway Epic Flash SZ 15° 3W HZRDUS Smoke 70

    Callaway Rogue 19° 5W EvenFlow Blue 75

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  • sdandreasdandrea Steve Members  2670WRX Points: 535Handicap: 11Posts: 2,670 Titanium Tees
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    I'd have taken the $1000.
    ;)

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  • braincramp52braincramp52 Freeport, IllinoisMembers  6548WRX Points: 1,793Handicap: 8Posts: 6,548 Titanium Tees
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    That was totally awesome! Thank you Sir!

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    Titleist 818 H2 19 Hybrid
    Ping Anser 23 Hybrid
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    Wilson Staff MB's 6-PW
    Ping Glide 3.0 50*
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    Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right
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  • drake47drake47 Members  1435WRX Points: 134Posts: 1,435 Platinum Tees
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    Back of the box, Always!

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    Driver - Ping G400 Max - Hzrdus Yellow/Callaway Epic Flash SZ - Hzrdus Yellow
    Fairway - 3 wood TM SIM - Diamana Ltd.
    Fairway - 5 wood TM SIM - Diaman Ltd.
    Irons - Callaway Apex Forged Smoke
    Wedges - Callaway Jaws 5, Callaway PM Grind
    Putter - Kenny G G10
  • wobgonwobgon Members  8014WRX Points: 825Posts: 8,014 Titanium Tees
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    I read that whole Post in the whole time I was thinking this sounds like Jonesscott.... Only thing was I was thinking that JonesScott would have to be telling the story.

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  • SandPiperSandPiper ThunderBird Golf Canada Members  50WRX Points: 47Handicap: Not here to boastPosts: 50 Bunkers
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    U cant b serious?

    On -, @sekrah said:

    If he did that without a pro caddy giving him yardages that is freaking impressive.
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    George Knudson

  • Liquid_A_45Liquid_A_45 Broken Arrow, OKMembers  834WRX Points: 166Handicap: 12.3Posts: 834 Golden Tee
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    This was funny.

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  • RobotDoctorRobotDoctor Senior Hacker ClubWRX  5567WRX Points: 1,203Posts: 5,567 ClubWRX
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    On -, @Ferguson said:

    **Bagger Vance VIII, The Sound of Scratch **

    The heck with Bagger Vance. I'd say this is the reincarnation of Shivas Irons and Golf in the Kingdom. :D

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  • landolakeslandolakes Members  545WRX Points: 84Posts: 545 Golden Tee
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    I never thought this would happen to me. One summer I went to visit my aunt and....

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  • JDCONJDCON PrincetonMembers  352WRX Points: 153Handicap: .2Posts: 352 Greens
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    On -, @landolakes said:

    I never thought this would happen to me. One summer I went to visit my aunt and....

    I told you it was our secret!

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  • MoonlightgrmMoonlightgrm MassachusettsMembers  1038WRX Points: 192Handicap: 2 (index = 2.3)Posts: 1,038 Platinum Tees
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    I stopped reading after the second paragraph. I have an excellent **** detector.

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  • SnapHooker_605SnapHooker_605 Rapid City, SDMembers  936WRX Points: 189Handicap: 15.5Posts: 936 Golden Tee
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    Well done sir, needed to read something like that.

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  • drewtaylor21drewtaylor21 I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious Las Vegas, NVMembers  2854WRX Points: 162Posts: 2,854 Titanium Tees
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    On -, @Edaw68 said:

    Been a few years since Jonesy made an appearance.

    I wouldn't be so sure...I swear if you wander into the I&A forums late at night you can hear him editing his latest troll job. He might not have hit "submit" in a while, but he's still here. He's always here. B)

    OP, that was delightful, by the way! lol

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    On -, @Moonlightgrm said:

    I stopped reading after the second paragraph. I have an excellent **** detector.

    Obviously you don't.

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    Titleist 917 F2 3 wood
    Titleist 818 H2 19 Hybrid
    Ping Anser 23 Hybrid
    Ping Anser 27 Hybrid
    Wilson Staff MB's 6-PW
    Ping Glide 3.0 50*
    Ping, Glide 54,58ES Wedge
    Bettenardi Studio Stock #3 F.I.T.
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  • gvogelgvogel Members  8500WRX Points: 1,415Posts: 8,500 Titanium Tees
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    This is what +6 golf sounds like... probably not a catchy title.

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    Unseen, in the background, Fate was quietly slipping the lead into the boxing-glove.  P.G. Wodehouse
  • ebrasmus21ebrasmus21 Serial Shanker CAMembers  6209WRX Points: 1,964Handicap: 2.7Posts: 6,209 Titanium Tees
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    Thank you Rich S. Thank you.

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    21* Fourteen Type 7 Driving Iron - HZRDUS Black 6.5 105g
    4 - PW Mizuno MP 18 MMC - SteelFiber FC115
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  • fly47fly47 Members  112WRX Points: 65Posts: 112 Fairways
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    When I grow up I wanna be just like him! The
    Scratch golfer.

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  • rich_s2rich_s2 wisconsinMembers  1049WRX Points: 806Handicap: 1.6Posts: 1,049 Platinum Tees
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    On -, @ebrasmus21 said:

    Rich - as the resident WRX-poet I’d like to see one piece of creative writing from you a month. Just something to think about.

    I’m still not sure of how the mods feel about these types of posts so I don’t want to push my luck.

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  • ebrasmus21ebrasmus21 Serial Shanker CAMembers  6209WRX Points: 1,964Handicap: 2.7Posts: 6,209 Titanium Tees
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    On -, @rich s said:

    On -, @ebrasmus21 said:

    Rich - as the resident WRX-poet I’d like to see one piece of creative writing from you a month. Just something to think about.

    I’m still not sure of how the mods feel about these types of posts so I don’t want to push my luck.

    If anything I’d say the mods might move your comedic poetry to the 19th hole.

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    G400 LST - TPT proto
    TM M3 - Rogue Silver 110MSI 70S
    21* Fourteen Type 7 Driving Iron - HZRDUS Black 6.5 105g
    4 - PW Mizuno MP 18 MMC - SteelFiber FC115
    50, 54, 60 RC Dual Bite - SteelFiber i125
    Evnroll ER5
    Snell MTB Black
  • Man_O_WarMan_O_War Members  3712WRX Points: 705Posts: 3,712 Titanium Tees
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    yup. i knew scratch golf was a lie

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    Cobra LTD PRO Ozik TP6HD

    Cobra F9 Avalanche 3/4 Atmos 7
    Cobra F9 Avalanche 5/6 Atmos 7
    TM Mid_Rescue TP 22*
    Ping iBlade 3-pw DG XP S300/Original Nike Blades 3-PW s300
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    On -, @rich s said:

    On -, @DavePelz4 said:

    I'm glad you enjoyed our round together.

    LOL, love it :P

    i thought a Pelz is only known for putting

    Posted:
    SIM 10.5 Ozik F6M2/EVO III FUJI
    Cobra LTD PRO Ozik TP6HD

    Cobra F9 Avalanche 3/4 Atmos 7
    Cobra F9 Avalanche 5/6 Atmos 7
    TM Mid_Rescue TP 22*
    Ping iBlade 3-pw DG XP S300/Original Nike Blades 3-PW s300
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  • Chef OttoChef Otto I Surf Snow & Putt For Dough Members  697WRX Points: 137Posts: 697 Golden Tee
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    HA

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  • LeoLeo99LeoLeo99 Members  5060WRX Points: 869Posts: 5,060 Titanium Tees
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    Sounds like that guy was all out of bubble gum.

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  • BrianMcGBrianMcG Members  2377WRX Points: 670Posts: 2,377 Platinum Tees
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    And then everyone clapped.

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    Walter: Tell me Bobby, why do you play this game?
    Bobby: I play because I love it.
    Walter: Well I play for the money. I have to win. That is why every time we face each other I will always beat you.
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    This had me believing for way longer than it should have :)

    Exactly!!! I was believing literally every second until the squirrel incident!!! LOL

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