This is what scratch golf sounds like

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  • AzSuperHack76AzSuperHack76 ClubWRX Posts: 1,553 ClubWRX

    Bravo Sir!! Excellent read! Jonesy Lives....

  • CMCSGolfCMCSGolf Members Posts: 556 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @rich s said:

    @CMCSGolf said:
    300 yards off the tee on #1 at Jackson puts you square in the middle of a lake...

    There is also maybe 20 feet behind the back tee markers and a hedge.

    Are you saying this didn’t happen? Are you implying this story was fictional and created to reminisce about a beloved member from days past with a touch of humor on the side?? Is that what you are implying?

    Never, I just want to point out that you clearly missed the part in the story where this ball landed on a lily pad and he made eagle from there. I need that type of realism.

  • James the Hogan FanJames the Hogan Fan Members Posts: 633 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I want a 36 hole televised money match between this jonesscott and Club Pro Guy, both mic’ed up!

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  • sdandreasdandrea Steve Members Posts: 2,430 ✭✭✭✭✭✭

    I'd have taken the $1000.
    ;)

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  • lawsonmanlawsonman Freeport, IllinoisMembers Posts: 5,537 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭

    That was totally awesome! Thank you Sir!

    Welcome to where dumb opinions are better than no opinion. :)

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  • drake47drake47 Members Posts: 1,419 ✭✭✭✭✭✭

    Back of the box, Always!

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  • wobgonwobgon Members Posts: 7,519 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭

    I read that whole Post in the whole time I was thinking this sounds like Jonesscott.... Only thing was I was thinking that JonesScott would have to be telling the story.

  • SandPiperSandPiper ThunderBird Golf Canada Members Posts: 50 ✭✭

    U cant b serious?

    @sekrah said:
    If he did that without a pro caddy giving him yardages that is freaking impressive.

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  • Liquid_A_45Liquid_A_45 Broken Arrow, OKMembers Posts: 767 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This was funny.

  • RobotDoctorRobotDoctor Senior Hacker ClubWRX Posts: 4,687 ClubWRX

    @Ferguson said:
    **Bagger Vance VIII, The Sound of Scratch **

    The heck with Bagger Vance. I'd say this is the reincarnation of Shivas Irons and Golf in the Kingdom. :D

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  • landolakeslandolakes Members Posts: 529 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I never thought this would happen to me. One summer I went to visit my aunt and....

  • JDCONJDCON PrincetonMembers Posts: 308 ✭✭✭✭

    @landolakes said:
    I never thought this would happen to me. One summer I went to visit my aunt and....

    I told you it was our secret!

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  • MoonlightgrmMoonlightgrm Members Posts: 920 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I stopped reading after the second paragraph. I have an excellent **** detector.

  • lchanglchang Members Posts: 608 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Moonlightgrm said:
    I stopped reading after the second paragraph. I have an excellent **** detector.

    Then you missed out on the best parts!!

  • SnapHooker_605SnapHooker_605 Members Posts: 812 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Well done sir, needed to read something like that.

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  • drewtaylor21drewtaylor21 I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious Las Vegas, NVMembers Posts: 2,854 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
    edited Jul 9, 2019 10:27pm #48

    @Edaw68 said:
    Been a few years since Jonesy made an appearance.

    I wouldn't be so sure...I swear if you wander into the I&A forums late at night you can hear him editing his latest troll job. He might not have hit "submit" in a while, but he's still here. He's always here. B)

    OP, that was delightful, by the way! lol

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  • lawsonmanlawsonman Freeport, IllinoisMembers Posts: 5,537 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭

    @Moonlightgrm said:
    I stopped reading after the second paragraph. I have an excellent **** detector.

    Obviously you don't.

    Welcome to where dumb opinions are better than no opinion. :)

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  • gvogelgvogel Members Posts: 7,708 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭

    This is what +6 golf sounds like... probably not a catchy title.

    Unseen, in the background, Fate was quietly slipping the lead into the boxing-glove.  P.G. Wodehouse
  • ebrasmus21ebrasmus21 Serial Shanker CAMembers Posts: 5,698 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭

    Thank you Rich S. Thank you.

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  • fly47fly47 Members Posts: 112 ✭✭✭

    When I grow up I wanna be just like him! The
    Scratch golfer.

  • rich srich s Members Posts: 732 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ebrasmus21 said:
    Rich - as the resident WRX-poet I’d like to see one piece of creative writing from you a month. Just something to think about.

    I’m still not sure of how the mods feel about these types of posts so I don’t want to push my luck.

  • ebrasmus21ebrasmus21 Serial Shanker CAMembers Posts: 5,698 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭

    @rich s said:

    @ebrasmus21 said:
    Rich - as the resident WRX-poet I’d like to see one piece of creative writing from you a month. Just something to think about.

    I’m still not sure of how the mods feel about these types of posts so I don’t want to push my luck.

    If anything I’d say the mods might move your comedic poetry to the 19th hole.

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  • Man_O_WarMan_O_War Members Posts: 2,880 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭

    yup. i knew scratch golf was a lie

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    @rich s said:

    @DavePelz4 said:
    I'm glad you enjoyed our round together.

    LOL, love it :P

    i thought a Pelz is only known for putting

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  • Chef OttoChef Otto I Surf Snow & Putt For Dough Members Posts: 685 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited Jul 18, 2019 2:41am #58


    HA

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  • LeoLeo99LeoLeo99 Members Posts: 4,254 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭

    Sounds like that guy was all out of bubble gum.

  • BrianMcGBrianMcG Members Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭✭✭✭

    And then everyone clapped.

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    Bobby: I play because I love it.
    Walter: Well I play for the money. I have to win. That is why every time we face each other I will always beat you.
  • ObeeObee ClubWRX Posts: 3,796 ClubWRX

    @zoned_post_meridiem said:
    This had me believing for way longer than it should have :)

    Exactly!!! I was believing literally every second until the squirrel incident!!! LOL

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