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So a chick rolls out a towel next to the 18th green and starts tanning...

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Was just up at Arcadia Bluffs - which is a pure golf destination. There is no pool - literally nothing to do but golf or eat in the restaurant unless you want to drive half an hour to a casino. The 18th green is beautiful setting overlooking the 18th green and Lake Michigan.

So we are sitting on the patio eating lunch and this chick (who I assume was the girlfriend/wife of a guest) is down by the Adirondack chairs in a tank top and short cutoffs - not the most appropriate attire for this type of golf resort, but whatever. She then proceeds to roll out a towel, strip down to a bikini and start tanning, occasionally rolling over on all fours - we very much appreciated the eye candy, but it was the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. She was obviously clueless, but you think her significant other would say "Hey honey, maybe this isn't the right place."

Nobody from the course came out and said a thing and we were betting on how many times guys that walked by would glance over at her.


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  • 2bGood2bGood Members  5413WRX Points: 619Handicap: 3-8Posts: 5,413 Titanium Tees
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    Pretty funny really, good for her.

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  • FadeFade Members  1380WRX Points: 269Posts: 1,380 Platinum Tees
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    I am glad you had a good time OP, but there is no way that this is the most bizarre thing you have ever seen.

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  • jvincentjvincent Members  1642WRX Points: 894Posts: 1,642 Platinum Tees
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    From what I can tell from the picture, I am 100% OK with this.

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    That is one nice looking....


    golf course!

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  • Windlaker_1Windlaker_1 SE WisconsinMembers  63WRX Points: 55Handicap: 20Posts: 63 Bunkers
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    My apologies, sir.

    OK, it happened. 😉

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  • FergusonFerguson Members  5926WRX Points: 3,383Handicap: 7.0Posts: 5,926 Titanium Tees
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    Vitamin D is very important. I'm sure she had a doctor's note.

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    It is becoming known that Vitamin D2 and D3 are beneficial in minimizing the impact of COVID-19. From a healthcare perspective only, I respect her focus on social distancing as well as self preservation.

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  • PepperturboPepperturbo Midwest and SouthwestMembers  16851WRX Points: 1,014Handicap: 4-5Posts: 16,851 Titanium Tees
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    I SEE no problem with her sun bathing. It's a golf destination spot, suns out which is unusual for MI, she's got to take advantage and enjoy the trip too.

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  • nova6868nova6868 Members  5011WRX Points: 344Handicap: 2.1Posts: 5,011 Titanium Tees
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    I'm sure it had everything to do with Vitamin D levels and bone health. Nothing to do with being the center of attention for every guy in the area, some of which are taking pictures of her and posting about it on golf forums. 😆

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    I'm old, but I do not perceive a problem here.

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  • Hawkeye77Hawkeye77 IowaClubWRX  21640WRX Points: 5,633Posts: 21,640 ClubWRX
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    Some lucky guy probably got to golf because she was happy doing that - and the first picture does actually highlight the short grass between the mounds - that is a cool looking course.

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  • Krt22Krt22 East BayMembers  9344WRX Points: 2,978Posts: 9,344 Titanium Tees
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    If some old dude with a mullet. leather tan, and jean shorts was out there shirtless, ya'll would have your panties in a bunch. Can we keep it consistent in terms of "proper golf course etiquette" ?

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    Haha was to funny!

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  • davep043davep043 Members  5140WRX Points: 2,344Handicap: 6.3Posts: 5,140 Titanium Tees
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    To be fair, she wasn't on the course, merely in the area intended for folks to watch golfers, so perhaps "golf course etiquette" doesn't really apply. And apparently there's no pool at the place, so where else was she to go to tan?

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  • Krt22Krt22 East BayMembers  9344WRX Points: 2,978Posts: 9,344 Titanium Tees
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    So you are saying you would have zero problem if a middle age man with a mullet and jean shorts was tanning behind the 18th green?

    There was a big ol thread in the rules forum where plenty of gents though their boxers in a bunch because the OP removed his golf shirt walking from 18 to his car and was given grief by the staff. How would this be any different? Let's just call a spade a spade.

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    Some people just need something to be angry about.

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  • Krt22Krt22 East BayMembers  9344WRX Points: 2,978Posts: 9,344 Titanium Tees
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    I'm not remotely angry, just pointing out some blatant hypocrisy


    Go read @Pepperturbo 's responses in this thread


    https://forums.golfwrx.com/discussion/1831151/i-hate-golf-attire/p1

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    Have you managed to get the neighbourhood kids off your lawn yet?

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  • GeorgeHWBGeorgeHWB Members  2167WRX Points: 1,619Posts: 2,167 Platinum Tees
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    When I started reading the description I thought she plopped down next to the green. I.e., a few yards away, in the line of fire, so to speak. Clearly that's not the case based on the photos.


    So it's OK for dozens of people to sit in casual chairs at that location drinking adult beverages but not lay on a towel? I guess I don't see the problem here. At all.

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  • ThinkingPlusThinkingPlus South TexasClubWRX  2577WRX Points: 1,567Handicap: +2.2Posts: 2,577 ClubWRX
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    And I always thought Chick was the name of a used car salesman. Who knew...

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    That was meant largely in jest, I should have used a couple of emojis to make that clear. But looking at info and satellite photos of the "resort", I'm not sure where it might be appropriate for a visitor to try to get some sun. There are a few 4-BR cottages, but most of the lodging is in the clubhouse and a single adjacent building. The big lawn overlooking the last green is probably more appropriate than just about any of the alternatives. And at $360 to $390 for a room, in the middle of effing nowhere, I bet the guests can do pretty much as they choose.

    And yeah, male semi-nudity doesn't faze me any more than female. I can look away if I like.

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    In that case, I'd like to play one day. I will only pack cargo shorts and certainly won't tuck in my shirt or wear a belt =D

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    As long as you keep moving, I couldn't care less?

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  • Lincoln_ArcadiaLincoln_Arcadia We're supposed to be having fun here...yeah, right. So. Cal.Members  1306WRX Points: 259Handicap: 7.4Posts: 1,306 Platinum Tees
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    Chic or Chick? Lol!

    Okay, the image of a male doing the same thing?

    Ouch, that’s an image that’s going to take a few pints to erase. Hahaha!

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    Haha I really didn’t care that it happened And her body was great - it just struck me as weird.

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    i do not wear panties when i play golf ... need a little room down there ...


    and guys from florida don't get up to michigan that often ...

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  • davep043davep043 Members  5140WRX Points: 2,344Handicap: 6.3Posts: 5,140 Titanium Tees
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    Hey, as long as you follow their rules for attire on the course when you're on the course, and their rules for attire on the remainder of the grounds when you're not on the course, who am I to argue?

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    Home is Reston, Virgina, with regular visits to Southern Pines, NC

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