So a chick rolls out a towel next to the 18th green and starts tanning...
Was just up at Arcadia Bluffs - which is a pure golf destination. There is no pool - literally nothing to do but golf or eat in the restaurant unless you want to drive half an hour to a casino. The 18th green is beautiful setting overlooking the 18th green and Lake Michigan.
So we are sitting on the patio eating lunch and this chick (who I assume was the girlfriend/wife of a guest) is down by the Adirondack chairs in a tank top and short cutoffs - not the most appropriate attire for this type of golf resort, but whatever. She then proceeds to roll out a towel, strip down to a bikini and start tanning, occasionally rolling over on all fours - we very much appreciated the eye candy, but it was the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. She was obviously clueless, but you think her significant other would say "Hey honey, maybe this isn't the right place."
Nobody from the course came out and said a thing and we were betting on how many times guys that walked by would glance over at her.