Secret's in the Pantaloons

I had no idea how short the dudes legs were! I guess the secret's in the trousers. I'm going out now to buy pants that go up to my arm pits.

Sorry to say Dairic but the dudes here don't seem interested in fashion.
Love the cardigan, I haven't had a cardigan since the 1970's,
but I am definitely buying one this season and a natty Kangol cap,
which I used to have but is long lost now.
Pants should be loose and roomy with knife edge pleats and pulled up to the sternum.
A shirt with a proper collar really completes the stylish golfer.
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Don't forget the cigs.

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A shirt with a proper collar really completes the stylish golfer.
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And the collar stays on-plane throughout!

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Pants should be loose and roomy with knife edge pleats and pulled up to the sternum.
A shirt with a proper collar really completes the stylish golfer.
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lol

Robust connection to the ground is provided by elegant and refined ivory shoes in top-grain leather which are distinguished by their hand-stitched construction and first-class craftsmanship. The beautiful finishing includes a full aniline dye treatment, a raw-seam scar on the stiffener, thick and supple leather soles, and one additional spike.

is that from a real ad or are you a copywriter?
lovely control of the language as she is spoke.

nah, I merely searched "luxury leather shoes" in google, browsed through the results until I found something that was sufficiently ridiculous, and added a few words to give it the right context. I'm certain that some marketing firm gets paid more than a fist full of dollars to come up with this stuff.

The cig is only bit i got right at the moment.
still Ben never played in the tropics.
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I had no idea how short the dudes legs were! I guess the secret's in the trousers. I'm going out now to buy pants that go up to my arm pits.

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oh my is this photo for real? , he was stubby..

diz

So what's the secret exactly?

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So what's the secret exactly?
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Get your legs shortened

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So what's the secret exactly?
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Try to catch as much of your divot as possible in your trouser cuffs!

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So what's the secret exactly?
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Get your legs shortened
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Any shorter for me and I'd be on my belly.

Since this is a fashion thread here is the best dressed caddy i have come across in a while
and knowlegable about golf too,
here he is showing me how get the bum out more and get that small arch in the lower back,
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Since this is a fashion thread here is the best dressed caddy i have come across in a while
and knowlegable about golf too,
here he is showing me how get the bum out more and get that small arch in the lower back,

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As long as your caddy is wearing SoftSpikes, you're good to go!

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Since this is a fashion thread here is the best dressed caddy i have come across in a while
and knowlegable about golf too,
here he is showing me how get the bum out more and get that small arch in the lower back,
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....that's one hot lady man. This is why i'm afraid of going to thailand. What if I like it?

Pinsplitter...why in the blazes do you have such a picture in your collection?

You realize now we've managed to get a transexual's pic into the hogan forum!

*facepalm*

ROFL!!

Looks like the rules around proper attire are a bit more relaxed in Thailand. Can't believe you let he/she touch your club.

Good lord look at the claws on that thing!

I seriously would bleach my entire set and then get the irons all rechromed. Scary!

"why in the blazes do you have such a picture in your collection?"
well i took the pic just for you guys only.
that is my Thailand set of clubs, MP32 irons.
Its about the temptation of the golfer, go to practice or go to bar for beer and.. ahemmm...
this bar is opposite my apartment driveway so every day i drive out and there are the boys and girls waving and blowing kisses at me. Its because I am a sexy man (as in "hello sexy man") as in golf tips i believe everything i hear.
I gave her/him/it (not sure) 100 baht ($3) to pose for you all and since my golf swing is complete crap i look for any amusing distractions.
I would like to nominate her as this forum's official mascot.
So you can make a better appraisal of her attributes herewith another pic.
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I know its hard to tell from just pics but she is really a nice guy when you get to know her.
What's this got to do with Hogan's swing?
I am working on the answer, there must be one somewhere.

Got it!!
its about keeping the shaft centred with the chest at impact!

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I know its hard to tell from just pics but she is really a nice guy when you get to know her.

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She or "she"?

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As you can see, I feel a lot like Rambo in the jungle trying to find a way out with all those asians dressed in black lying in wait for me.
There is a morality tale here also for you guys.
If you are having trouble with "she who must be obeyed" concerning time for golf,
the answer is to just say "Honey, if i don't do you want me to end up like Pinsplitter?"

pay one to actually take an address position with a club. Haha.

"Assume the position" is easily understood and is eerily similar to a stance and posture for a wedge shot.
Do you have a preference for point of view?
I think a Rocketballz club would be most appropriate also.
Okey dokey... will proceed... whisky tango over n out...

pinsplitter you are KILLING me! How's your thai?

I had a thai colleague and I learned just one word from him. It's so funny that it applies here.

Kathoey (กะเทย) ladyboy.

Of course we have a preference! Has to be dtl and front view!

Kathoey (กะเทย) ladyboy.
very good tembolo but quite a worry that you chose only that word.
Khun kathoey rak maak maa na.
common words and phrases:
bai duai = go with you
hum yai =
nom yai =
ron = hot
hong khun bai mai = we go room you?
mai mee satang = no have money
tao arai = how much?
some phrases like "short time", "long time", "smoke" are so common the locals think they are thai language.
"suwee" (beautiful) can be used for girls, khatoeys and golf swings.
"bai cha cha" (go slowly) can be used for taxi drivers and khatoeys.
"yut yut" (stop, stop) can be used for putts and khatoeys.
enough enough, i have TV to watch.
Glad to see Tiger took my advice and slowed down a bit, now if only he will stop the Gary Player twinkle toes upswing .

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Kathoey (กะเทย) ladyboy.
very good tembolo but quite a worry that you chose only that word.
Khun kathoey rak maak maa na.
common words and phrases:
bai duai = go with you
hum yai =
nom yai =
ron = hot
hong khun bai mai = we go room you?
mai mee satang = no have money
tao arai = how much?
some phrases like "short time", "long time", "smoke" are so common the locals think they are thai language.
"suwee" (beautiful) can be used for girls, khatoeys and golf swings.
"bai cha cha" (go slowly) can be used for taxi drivers and khatoeys.
"yut yut" (stop, stop) can be used for putts and khatoeys.
enough enough, i have TV to watch.
Glad to see Tiger took my advice and slowed down a bit, now if only he will stop the Gary Player twinkle toes upswing .
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my god pinsplitter i'm falling out of my chair here!

you know that wittenberg chap playing with tiger is pretty short. 5' 7" or so i'd guess? Boom hogan!

Ok so I can't relate this back to hogan yet. Still trying.