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So a few of my friends and I got into a discussion about movies full of great quotes. However, like so many things, when we tried to think of them then (beer) we could only name a few. The only one I came up with was:

 

Major League-

"You might run like Mays but you hit like ......"

"Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?!"

"You put snot on the ball?!"

so many more that are just too inappropriate for this forum.

 

Think of any others?

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[quote name='knothead63' timestamp='1385523430' post='8213960']
Airplane! "Oh stewardess, I speak jive"
Joe Dirt "You like to see homos naked?"
Dumb and Dumber "Samsonite! I was way off!"
Animal House "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Monty Python and The Holy Grail "I fart in your general direction!"
[/quote]

I confess I don't know [i]Joe Dirt[/i] or [i]Dumb and Dumber[/i], but your other three are spot on.

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[quote name='stryper' timestamp='1385526675' post='8214254']
[quote name='knothead63' timestamp='1385523430' post='8213960']
Airplane! "Oh stewardess, I speak jive"
Joe Dirt "You like to see homos naked?"
Dumb and Dumber "Samsonite! I was way off!"
Animal House "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Monty Python and The Holy Grail "I fart in your general direction!"
[/quote]

I confess I don't know [i]Joe Dirt[/i] or [i]Dumb and Dumber[/i], but your other three are spot on.
[/quote]

You need to do yourself a favor and watch dumb and dumber, like today. You don't know what you've been missing!

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Va_Golfer86... Office Space! I know that whole movie almost by heart.

Another one not listed:

[B]Super Troopers[/B]
"The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!"
"You boys like mex eee co?!??!? Yeeahhh!"
"I'm gonna pistol whip the next one of you that says shenannigans." "Hey Farva, what's that place you like with the fried dumplings and goofy **** all over the walls?" "Oh, you mean Shenannigans?" "OOOHHHHHH!!!!" *Hands gun*
"A literacola..."
"Does this look like spit to you?" "Eh" *munch*

Aliens
"What'd you do, put HER in charge?"
"We need to nuke the planet from orbit."

There are a lot of movies that have just a few popular lines that everyone remembers like...
Casablanca...
"Here's looking at you kid."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
"We'll always have Paris."
"Round up the usual suspects"
"Play it again, Sam."

Taxi Driver... "you talkin to me?"
Jaws... "We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Sudden Impact... "Go ahead, make my day."
Scarface... "Say hello to my little friend."

Etc... :)

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Awesome one's listed. Others for me:

Tango and Cash (yeah, I know...)
Tombstone
Shawshank
Billy Madison/Happy Gilmore

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Snatch - "Protection From whut Tommah? Zee Germans?"
Fifth Element - "Multi-pass"
Waterboy - "I see lotsa girls....I see lotsa guys too"
Ace Ventura - "well how selfish of me....let's do everything that YOOOU want to do"
Spaceballs - "I'm my own best friend"
Holy grail - "[color=#333333][size=3][background=rgb(252, 250, 231)]and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."[/background][/size][/color]
Monty python banana defense - [color=#000000]Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! [/color]

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Some that haven't been listed:

can't believe no one has mentioned RoadHouse yet & The Big Lebowski yet.

Roadhouse - "I thought you'd be bigger..." "Pain don't hurt" "you know i heard your balls are so big they come in a dump truck" - endless homoerotic fun for you and your buddies
Fletch - like, the entire movie "can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo"
Swingers
Dazed and Confused
Hot Tub Time Machine - so many here - one of the most underrated movies ever.

[url="http://news.moviefone.com/2010/03/26/hot-tub-time-machine-movie-quotes/"]http://news.moviefon...e-movie-quotes/[/url]

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Talledega Nights: Ricky Bobby
Usual Suspects
Braveheart
American Psycho
Predator - "I ain't got time to bleed"
Tango & Cash - so much unintentional comedy here
Princess Bride "he's not dead, he's just mosssssssssssssssssssstly dead"
Airplane (any movie with Lesie Nielson)
Borat

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[quote name='somaplr' timestamp='1385567322' post='8215982']
Some that haven't been listen:

can't believe no one has mentioned RoadHouse yet & The Big Lebowski yet.

Roadhouse - "I thought you'd be bigger..." "Pain don't hurt" "you know i heard your balls are so big they come in a dump truck" - endless homoerotic fun for you and your buddies
Fletch - like, the entire movie "can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo"
Swingers
Dazed and Confused
Hot Tub Time Machine - so many here - one of the most underrated movies ever.

[url="http://news.moviefone.com/2010/03/26/hot-tub-time-machine-movie-quotes/"]http://news.moviefon...e-movie-quotes/[/url]

Menace II Society
Talledega Nights: Ricky Bobby
Usual Suspects
Braveheart
American Psycho
Predator - "I ain't got time to bleed"
Tango & Cash - so much unintentional comedy here
Princess Bride "he's not dead, he's just mosssssssssssssssssssstly dead"
Airplane (any movie with Lesie Nielson)
Borat
[/quote]

Hot Tub Time Machine is very underrated as is American Psycho.

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[quote name='somaplr' timestamp='1385567322' post='8215982']
Some that haven't been listen:

can't believe no one has mentioned RoadHouse yet & The Big Lebowski yet.

Roadhouse - "I thought you'd be bigger..." "Pain don't hurt" "you know i heard your balls are so big they come in a dump truck" - endless homoerotic fun for you and your buddies
Fletch - like, the entire movie "can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo"
[b]Swingers
Dazed and Confused[/b]
Hot Tub Time Machine - so many here - one of the most underrated movies ever.

[url="http://news.moviefone.com/2010/03/26/hot-tub-time-machine-movie-quotes/"]http://news.moviefon...e-movie-quotes/[/url]

Menace II Society
Talledega Nights: Ricky Bobby
Usual Suspects
Braveheart
American Psycho
Predator - "I ain't got time to bleed"
Tango & Cash - so much unintentional comedy here
Princess Bride "he's not dead, he's just mosssssssssssssssssssstly dead"
Airplane (any movie with Lesie Nielson)
Borat
[/quote]

Oh my. I can't believe I forgot these two--at one point, I think I had all of [i]Swingers[/i] memorized "...you're so money and you don't even know it.."

Also, to tip my hat to your member title, [i]Point Break[/i] "...I'm not gonna paddle my way to New Zeland..."

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Agreed on HTTM being underrated. Wich opened the floodgates to my youth, just based on John Cusak.

Better Off Dead...
"He put his testicless all over me." "Tentacles. They're called tentacles."
"You know the value of this MOUNTAIN? It's PURE SNOW!"
"Two dollars! I want my two dollars!"
"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls."
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

One Crazy Summer...
"Hey, Hoops, you ever notice how people die in alphabetical order?"
"That's right, Ted. You'll have to go to.. WORK!"
"Are you sure you want to be a Marine Acky? I just can see you having a killer instinct."

Grosse Pointe Blank...
"What have you been doing with your life?" "Uh... professional killer." "Oh! Good for you, t's a... growth industry."

Being John Malcovich...
"Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate."
"You don't know how lucky you are being a monkey. Because consciousness is a terrible curse. I think. I feel. I suffer. And all I ask in return is the opportunity to do my work. And they won't allow it... because I raise issues."
"There is truth, and there are lies, and art always tells the truth. Even when it's lying."

And then there are the brat pack/Hughes classics...
Sixteen Candles
Weird Science
Breakfast Club

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