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Johnny never one to be afraid of skating on thin ice decided to try and hit the hero shot.

Seriously, Jesus, I don't care who your father is, if you don't stop wearing jeans to the course, we'll have to kick you out of our group.

"If that trout would just stay a little more still I could use him as an eco-friendly alignment rod."

"God, I really miss metal spikes."

1) I can tell from experience that ice is not very thick. Actually, looking closely........photoshopped!!

2) " I shoulda played an "ice ball" "

Brings new meaning to only wanting to take a "shallow" divot. Water hazard? What water hazard!

With his new Tour Issue irons Johnny felt like he could walk on water.

He grounded his club, I'm calling the usga, PGA, R and A, congress, CNN and the Onion. FIGJAM.

Anyone else see Footjoy's new 2014 offering?

This is actually a sneak peek picture for the commercial they are shooting about them.

I guess this gives play it as it lays a whole new meaning!

All Johnny was thinking is don't hit it fat or there goes the ice!

Michael Breed's new balance drill will revolutionize your swing.

[quote name='jdmorris1980' timestamp='1390838316' post='8542857']
He grounded his club, I'm calling the usga, PGA, R and A, congress, CNN and the Onion. FIGJAM.
[/quote]

You and Kadin may be interested in knowing that you inspired me to start a new thread in the Rules section. If you weed out the unfortunate trash, it's interesting to a rules nerd like me: http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/topic/960813-quirky-technical-issue-regarding-ice/

That's the most stupid idea I've heard to date Johnny..


Golfey....


You're an idiot.

I'm an anthropology teacher and I spot a future [i]Darwin Award [/i]winner.

If you have never heard of the awards they honour those who accidentally remove themselves from the gene pool, thereby making the next generation smarter than the last.

The following is a previous Darwin story (but not a winner, because the nominee did not die). A disclaimer: Once you've read this account the images will haunt you whenever you are near a ball washer. Not for the faint of heart.

[i]"Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez
tried to wash his own balls in a ball washer at the local golf course.
Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez
managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine.

Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the
crank on the machine with Sanchezs scrotum in place, thus wedging them
solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold
of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez,
the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground
than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest
link.

Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle
was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the
other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the
housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to
injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from
the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the
hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the
course. This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot did not
die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of
stupidity, we have allowed it."[/i]

Moral of the story - Sanchez could send his driver to Continental Golf to be refinished, but his balls will never be the same.

[quote name='PeanutsDaddy' timestamp='1390860350' post='8545627']
I'm an anthropology teacher and I spot a future [i]Darwin Award [/i]winner.

If you have never heard of the awards they honour those who accidentally remove themselves from the gene pool, thereby making the next generation smarter than the last.

The following is a previous Darwin story (but not a winner, because the nominee did not die). A disclaimer: Once you've read this account the images will haunt you whenever you are near a ball washer. Not for the faint of heart.

[i]"Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez
tried to wash his own balls in a ball washer at the local golf course.
Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez
managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine.

Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the
crank on the machine with Sanchezs scrotum in place, thus wedging them
solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold
of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez,
the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground
than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest
link.

Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle
was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the
other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the
housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to
injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from
the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the
hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the
course. This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot did not
die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of
stupidity, we have allowed it."[/i]
[/quote]

And that, my friend, is why you shouldn't even use a public ball washer to wash your golf balls. You never know who, or what, was in there before you.

I know golf is not a verb, but just this one time...

Johnny went golfing and Johnny caught a bass,
Johnny fell in, clear up to his
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies,
Johnny fell in, clear up to his eyes...

So I'm askin' myself, "What would Woody Austin do?"

It's nice to see Jean Van de Velde playing golf again.

The Deadliest Scratch

"I'm a sweeper, not a digger, I'm a sweeper not a digger....."

These soft spikes are useless.

I can't help but think there are more effective ways to put a hole in the ice for ice fishing...

Some random fish to the rest of the fish watching from below: "who the hell does he think he is? I'm betting he hits it fat, cracks the ice, and goes splash! $20 bucks! Any takers?"

And here's a picture just before he swung the club, broke the ice and fell in the freezing cold water. As he being loaded into the ambulance he was heard to say.....Pin high baby, pin high....lets see tiger pull that one off. We learned later he lost 6 fingers to frost bite by vows to continue to play with a 4 finger grip. He also mentioned something about Golfwrx but were not sure what that means.

Back to you Bob.

FREEZE!

"You're still not allowed to ground your club ya know."

Whew! I found my Pro V.

After I stick this approach tight I can celebrate with an amazing moonwalk across the pond

Hey, you...you're on the wrong side of the tee box!

Hold my beer and watch this!

(Way too predictable. I know, but it had to be said)

After Johnny hit this shot he thought," maybe Ben Crane wasn't that stupid for outfit in Golf Boyz video"