Olympic Golf Canada - rumour

My friends at the RCGA and GAO tell me MTLJEFF is leading the charge of Quebec in Golf Separatists Society of Yesterday (QIGSSY)

Based on our QC talent winning almost all of our medals in Sochi, I understand the cut of his jib and his crafty maneuvering

Apparently, MTLJEFF wants to enter a team with Patrick Roy as his partner ( per TMZ's website )

As a side note Yorkey is leading a similar charge for him and I ... for PEI .. We won't win but the beer brawling in Brazil could be epic .. "Yes oppicer I am with the big prison guard"

Somebody turn up the Stompin' Tom. (I think MTLJEFF will bring a mixed Celine Dion or Roch Voisine Maxwell tape)

Any room for a high single digit cap on the Canadian team? My mother tells me that I am super nice, but I do not wish to boast. I can bring the 19th hole refreshments.

Gbyeball are you in?

[quote name='cardoustie' timestamp='1392854953' post='8704895']
My friends at the RCGA and GAO tell me MTLJEFF is leading the charge of Quebec in Golf Separatists Society of Yesterday (QIGSSY)

Based on our QC talent winning almost all of our medals in Sochi, I understand the cut of his jib and his crafty maneuvering

Apparently, MTLJEFF wants to enter a team with Patrick Roy as his partner ( per TMZ's website )

As a side note Yorkey is leading a similar charge for him and I ... for PEI .. We won't win but the beer brawling in Brazil could be epic .. "Yes oppicer I am with the big prison guard"

Somebody turn up the Stompin' Tom. (I think MTLJEFF will bring a mixed Celine Dion or Roch Voisine Maxwell tape)
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MJ I'll defect and caddie for you just because Canada has a better national anthem.

Peanuts, you are now, at a minimum, on the PEI coaching staff ... Which needs to be confirmed vis a vis a Canadian beer drinking test

Have you ever completed the century club with "real" beer?

[quote name='PeanutsDaddy' timestamp='1392856305' post='8705029']
Any room for a high single digit cap on the Canadian team?
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You should probably abstain, at least during the match.

BTW...make sure to adjust the time for 30 minutes so the folks from Newfoundland aren't late.

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392856509' post='8705043']
[quote name='cardoustie' timestamp='1392854953' post='8704895']
My friends at the RCGA and GAO tell me MTLJEFF is leading the charge of Quebec in Golf Separatists Society of Yesterday (QIGSSY)

Based on our QC talent winning almost all of our medals in Sochi, I understand the cut of his jib and his crafty maneuvering

Apparently, MTLJEFF wants to enter a team with Patrick Roy as his partner ( per TMZ's website )

As a side note Yorkey is leading a similar charge for him and I ... for PEI .. We won't win but the beer brawling in Brazil could be epic .. "Yes oppicer I am with the big prison guard"

Somebody turn up the Stompin' Tom. (I think MTLJEFF will bring a mixed Celine Dion or Roch Voisine Maxwell tape)
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MJ I'll defect and caddie for you just because Canada has a better national anthem.
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Hey Pelzy
Search You Tube for Bud the Spud Stompin Tom .. Our anthem is WAY better !!!!!

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392856764' post='8705075']
BTW...make sure to adjust the time for 30 minutes so the folks from Newfoundland aren't late.
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We love the Newfs ... Their time zone helps a lot with the saying "it's 5 o'clock somewhere"

I have many ideas:

I could carry MtlJeff's bag

I could be the equipment manager

I could get us some balls, headcovers and shirts made (I have a few ideas)

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I just need a shot ladies and gentleman. He(double hockey sticks), I'd purchase blades if it would get me on the team.

I'm 100% serious about this.

Coo roo coocoo coo roo coocOO!.......COO roo coocoo coo roo coocoo
http://youtu.be/OJE3EgTGg9k

[quote name='cardoustie' timestamp='1392856571' post='8705053']
Peanuts, you are now, at a minimum, on the PEI coaching staff ... Which needs to be confirmed vis a vis a Canadian beer drinking test

Have you ever completed the century club with "real" beer?
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I've had a friend killed by a drunk driver while preparing for a cross-country cancer ride (true story) so I can be the designated driver. We'll need one of those.

Haha, i'm not a separatist, i'm a defector!!!!!

Allow me to defect please!!!!!

Will Ontario offer me asylum?

[quote name='MtlJeff' timestamp='1392857087' post='8705129']
Haha, i'm not a separatist, i'm a defector!!!!!

Allow me to defect please!!!!!

Will Ontario offer me asylum?
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You can live at my house for free. We can discuss golf at all hours of the day and practice our chipping in the back yard. I just have to find a way to convince the wife and child that you are not an axe murderer from Quebec. They're afraid of French accents ; )

[quote name='PeanutsDaddy' timestamp='1392857072' post='8705121']
[quote name='cardoustie' timestamp='1392856571' post='8705053']
Peanuts, you are now, at a minimum, on the PEI coaching staff ... Which needs to be confirmed vis a vis a Canadian beer drinking test

Have you ever completed the century club with "real" beer?
[/quote]

I've had a friend killed by a drunk driver while preparing for a cross-country cancer ride (true story) so I can be the designated driver. We'll need one of those.
[/quote]

Sorry to hear that but we will be in Brazil with ladies in very small bikinis "driving" us around

[quote name='cardoustie' timestamp='1392856764' post='8705077']
[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392856509' post='8705043']
[quote name='cardoustie' timestamp='1392854953' post='8704895']
My friends at the RCGA and GAO tell me MTLJEFF is leading the charge of Quebec in Golf Separatists Society of Yesterday (QIGSSY)

Based on our QC talent winning almost all of our medals in Sochi, I understand the cut of his jib and his crafty maneuvering

Apparently, MTLJEFF wants to enter a team with Patrick Roy as his partner ( per TMZ's website )

As a side note Yorkey is leading a similar charge for him and I ... for PEI .. We won't win but the beer brawling in Brazil could be epic .. "Yes oppicer I am with the big prison guard"

Somebody turn up the Stompin' Tom. (I think MTLJEFF will bring a mixed Celine Dion or Roch Voisine Maxwell tape)
[/quote]

MJ I'll defect and caddie for you just because Canada has a better national anthem.
[/quote]

Hey Pelzy
Search You Tube for Bud the Spud Stompin Tom .. Our anthem is WAY better !!!!!
[/quote]

That is hilarious...love how he keeps time with his foot!

[quote name='MtlJeff' timestamp='1392857087' post='8705129']
Haha, i'm not a separatist, i'm a defector!!!!!

Allow me to defect please!!!!!

Will Ontario offer me asylum?
[/quote]

I spent ages 1 to 7 on the Gaspesie and fled myself in 1974

Jeff, you don't want to carry the flag and the boom box?

Ironically, my Dad tells me we are having a Gaspe winter this year

[quote name='cardoustie' timestamp='1392857319' post='8705169']
[quote name='PeanutsDaddy' timestamp='1392857072' post='8705121']
[quote name='cardoustie' timestamp='1392856571' post='8705053']
Peanuts, you are now, at a minimum, on the PEI coaching staff ... Which needs to be confirmed vis a vis a Canadian beer drinking test

Have you ever completed the century club with "real" beer?
[/quote]

I've had a friend killed by a drunk driver while preparing for a cross-country cancer ride (true story) so I can be the designated driver. We'll need one of those.
[/quote]

Sorry to hear that but we will be in Brazil with ladies in very small bikinis "driving" us around
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She'd encourage me to take a vacation, especially if Olympic participation was a guarantee.

I tan very easily. My olive skinned complexion and flip flops would allow us to blend in with the locals.

When I sew Canadian maple leafs on all of our golf bags and backpacks we will be welcomed for our kindness and lauded for our generosity.

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[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392856764' post='8705075']
BTW...make sure to adjust the time for 30 minutes so the folks from Newfoundland aren't late.
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We love the Newfs ... Their time zone helps a lot with the saying "it's 5 o'clock somewhere"
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Dated a woman from St. John's...that is an amazing beautiful area! God bless Canada!

[quote name='duffer987' timestamp='1392857068' post='8705117']
Coo roo coocoo coo roo coocOO!.......COO roo coocoo coo roo coocoo
http://youtu.be/OJE3EgTGg9k
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Oh man they have the stubbies on the table ... Classic

[quote]I spent ages 1 to 7 on the Gaspesie and fled myself in 1974

Jeff, you don't want to carry the flag and the boom box?

Ironically, my Dad tells me we are having a Gaspe winter this year[/quote]

^It is February, break out the caribou!

Some guys like moose knuckles and others prefer caribou racks .. Potatoes ... Potatos

No no... I meant the vile Quebecois booze, caribou. 'Perfect' for those lazy weekends lost ice fishing, when you need to keep the body temp up at any and all costs
Known to pass any and all Olympic testing too.

What about matching putters? We could order headcovers to match our favourite team.

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Wait a sec...I can't defect until after Friday's Canada - US hockey semi-final.

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392858489' post='8705337']
Wait a sec...I can't defect until after Friday's Canada - US hockey semi-final.
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You should get on the train early and move north of the border. Didn't you see the lickin' we put on Latvia today?

I'd vomit from this thread if you weren't all so damn nice. Plus, Canada's on the not-so-naughty list for this guy now that we got our first official Tim Horton's. Now if only you guys would quit spelling 'favourite' and 'theatre' so goofy and understand a basic road system south of the border we'd be in business.

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[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392858489' post='8705337']
Wait a sec...I can't defect until after Friday's Canada - US hockey semi-final.
[/quote]

You should get on the train early and move north of the border. Didn't you see the lickin' we put on Latvia today?
[/quote]

Um...er...yeah. Lickin. Almost just like the lickin the Russians put on the Fins. Heads will literally roll.

PD...if you're driving to Brazil, stop by Chicago and pick up your old father.

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392858810' post='8705371']
[quote name='PeanutsDaddy' timestamp='1392858612' post='8705349']
[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392858489' post='8705337']
Wait a sec...I can't defect until after Friday's Canada - US hockey semi-final.
[/quote]

You should get on the train early and move north of the border. Didn't you see the lickin' we put on Latvia today?
[/quote]

Um...er...yeah. Lickin. Almost just like the lickin the Russians put on the Fins. Heads will literally roll.

PD...if you're driving to Brazil, stop by Chicago and pick up your old father.
[/quote]

Can we pick up Sean2 and his mother on the way. We could make this a family love fest. Make up for lost time.

True Canadian Story: I am teaching my last class of the day and I marshal my students to escort them to the computer lab on the second floor of the school. I pass a colleague's classroom and hear a ruckus. I peer in the room and he has the game broadcast on the overhead screen. There's a minute to go. I quietly usher my students into the back of his classroom and we watched the final seconds of the game together. A truly Canadian moment.

[quote name='PeanutsDaddy' timestamp='1392860319' post='8705561']
[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392858810' post='8705371']
[quote name='PeanutsDaddy' timestamp='1392858612' post='8705349']
[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392858489' post='8705337']
Wait a sec...I can't defect until after Friday's Canada - US hockey semi-final.
[/quote]

You should get on the train early and move north of the border. Didn't you see the lickin' we put on Latvia today?
[/quote]

Um...er...yeah. Lickin. Almost just like the lickin the Russians put on the Fins. Heads will literally roll.

PD...if you're driving to Brazil, stop by Chicago and pick up your old father.
[/quote]

Can we pick up Sean2 and his mother on the way. We could make this a family love fest. Make up for lost time.

True Canadian Story: I am teaching my last class of the day and I marshal my students to escort them to the computer lab on the second floor of the school. I pass a colleague's classroom and hear a ruckus. I peer in the room and he has the game broadcast on the overhead screen. There's a minute to go. I quietly usher my students into the back of his classroom and we watched the final seconds of the game together. A truly Canadian moment.
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That is an awesome story. The Lat goalie was amazing. Stopped well over 50 shots while the Lat's only had around 15 SOG.

I suppose we can get Sean but I'm just not sure that the 24x7 sunshine is something I can handle. And we're not playing I spy with Sean.

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392860804' post='8705605']
[quote name='PeanutsDaddy' timestamp='1392860319' post='8705561']
[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392858810' post='8705371']
[quote name='PeanutsDaddy' timestamp='1392858612' post='8705349']
[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392858489' post='8705337']
Wait a sec...I can't defect until after Friday's Canada - US hockey semi-final.
[/quote]

You should get on the train early and move north of the border. Didn't you see the lickin' we put on Latvia today?
[/quote]

Um...er...yeah. Lickin. Almost just like the lickin the Russians put on the Fins. Heads will literally roll.

PD...if you're driving to Brazil, stop by Chicago and pick up your old father.
[/quote]

Can we pick up Sean2 and his mother on the way. We could make this a family love fest. Make up for lost time.

True Canadian Story: I am teaching my last class of the day and I marshal my students to escort them to the computer lab on the second floor of the school. I pass a colleague's classroom and hear a ruckus. I peer in the room and he has the game broadcast on the overhead screen. There's a minute to go. I quietly usher my students into the back of his classroom and we watched the final seconds of the game together. A truly Canadian moment.
[/quote]

That is an awesome story. The Lat goalie was amazing. Stopped well over 50 shots while the Lat's only had around 15 SOG.

I suppose we can get Sean but I'm just not sure that the 24x7 sunshine is something I can handle. And we're not playing I spy with Sean.
[/quote]

Could you imagine if we stopped at the wrong house and picked up Sean1? I bet he'd fight for a window seat.