How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Top Flite?

BEND OF THE RIVER GCBEND OF THE RIVER GC Charter Members  6562WRX Points: 66Posts: 6,562 Titanium Tees
Joined:  edited Apr 17, 2008 in Golf Balls #1
Whenever I play golf, any ball that I find on the course but I won't normally purchase becomes a range ball for my backyard. I can hit full wedges into the woods behind my home. Later, after using all shag balls, my 2 small sons like to "find" them in the woods. Then I hit them all back into the woods all over again, and so on.

My 5 year old found this ball, amazingly, HALF EATEN.

I wonder if the animal who munched away on it actually lived or not? I wonder if it tastes like chicken?

Pretty funny.
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  • PurePursuit PurePursuit Members  2237WRX Points: 0Posts: 2,237
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    I can almost hear PETA and the environmentalist driving to your house...
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  • Swingtheclub  Swingtheclub Members  3752WRX Points: 2Posts: 3,752 Titanium Tees
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    I can not believe what you are doing to destroy the enviorment around you. Even worse involving your children in it.

    Do you not care about any other life , besides human life.

    You should be drawn and quartered Lake

    This is the last thing I would expect from you. What you are too lazy to pick the balls up and protect the aniamals.

    Thats it I am contacting the Humane society Peta and every other aniamal activist I can come up with.

    Well at least as soon as I quit laughing image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

    Ok where in this rant did you realize I was kidding I hope early. image/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':clapping:' />
  • JimmyRobertsJimmyRoberts Members  4WRX Points: 0Posts: 4
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    My money is on the squirrel. image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

  • taylormadefantaylormadefan Members, ClubWRX  3649WRX Points: 1Posts: 3,649 Bunkers
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    mizunogrrl wrote on Apr 17 2008, 07:19 PM:
    At least it wasn't @ the beach and with a whale.

    image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

    Is that a Titleist?

  • willamettewillamette Members  268WRX Points: 0Posts: 268
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    Shouldn't have trouble anymore getting that XL 2000 to bite on the greens....
  • Titleist87Titleist87 Members  2869WRX Points: 57Posts: 2,869 Titanium Tees
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    Who says Top Flites don't have a lot of bite?
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  • Taylormadematt Taylormadematt Members  790WRX Points: 0Posts: 790
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    Think ur grooves on your wedges are to sharpe. image/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />
  • littlepingmanlittlepingman Augusta, GAMembers  7547WRX Points: 75Posts: 7,547 Titanium Tees
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    Something tells me the Check-n-Go has been rendered useless...

  • mroberts940mroberts940 Get out your brooms! Jr. Boomers  162WRX Points: 0Posts: 162
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    I do not want to meet whatever woodland creature did that! image/shok.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />

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