He is the most interesting WRXer in the world....

[2bGood]

When he hits a wedge into a green, the ball has so much spin that instead of the ball spinning back, the world spins forward.

[Tcann32]

His wife makes tee times for him, his putter shaft is TXX and he carries it 335 off the deck, and his blades are so small, it appears he is only swinging shafts. He is the worlds most interesting WRX'er.

[SixtySomePing]

He agrees with the commercial: 14 clubs in the bag.... "But they're all drivers!", "[i]Yeah, that's all you need, right[/i]?"

[Halebopp]

Caddies pay to caddie for him.

He once bladed a wedge but he holed it for a condor.

[justasgood]

The cart girls are always on his hole....... And he on theirs..... Play golf my friends

[smoky25]

He set a course record using only a 7 iron and a BB for a ball.

[Halebopp]

There's no 24-2 in his rules book.

[lentemente]

He swings five Taylormade drivers at once to gain 85 yards.

[ladahl]

gained 50 yards of carry by changing the swing-weight of his driver from D1 to D2 ( with a baby draw)

[ZBUCK]

Pin locations change based on where he hits the ball.

He once shot a 56 with FOUR hole-in-ones.

[defsoad]

He doesn't always play from the tips, but when he does, he prefers to game the Miura blades.

[vsteel1991]

he beat kim jung il by 7 shots

[golfinray]

Last year he made a hole in one on a 230 yard par 3.

Pitching wedge with exactly 4'2" of cut.

[MtlJeff]

He impregnates his wife, she gives birth to a baby draw

[Arafel]

Damn! I thought we had another PepperTurbo thread going on for some reason.

[cwglum]

I don't always play golf ... but when I do, I prefer the Playboy Scramble

[2putttom]

[quote name='Arafel' timestamp='1435759262' post='11868550']
Damn! I thought we had another PepperTurbo thread going on for some reason.
[/quote] And again

[JohnSimon]

Some of these also work for Chuck Norris jokes.

[2putttom]

He doesn't always play in televised tournaments..but when he does, he wears the jockey silks from the Triple Crown winner.

[Qqq123xx]

59 is a bad day for him.

[Kenny Lee Puckett]

"I don't always play golf, but when I do, I play Shadow Creek".

[Shawn Paul]

He wears two white belts at the same time

[larrybud]

...He gets TWO invitations to the Masters...
...Groups in front always allow him to play through, just so they can watch...

[MtlJeff]

He starts a thread about blades versus cavities, everyone agrees

[tatertot]

Even EmperorPenguin calls him a scratch ...

[kekoa]

He's Jack Pearsall no doubt.

[Rock Chalk Jayhawk]

well color me disappointed. I thought Jonesscott was back.

[Halebopp]

He tells starters where and when they can start working.

He ensures marshalls keep up their pace.

[Halebopp]

Occasionally he rents a cart - because his staff bag alone is too light to carry.

[On The Screws]

The time he'd like to play always just happens to be a GolfNow Hot Deal.