Which Accessories Identify You As A Hacker?

[EmperorPenguin]

We see them all the time. There are particular accessories that low-handicappers would never use, and that if you have them you are likely a hacker. These are the accessories that first come to mind.

 

plastic golf tubes

large plastic iron head covers

two gloves

stroke counter

 

Any others?

[VNutz]

Ball retriever tool

[LansingMI]

Gimmicky golf tees

(Im a fan of Martini tees....but)

[LansingMI]

gonna add golf bags with beer logos on them

[Boricua Golf]

Who knows, some guys come to the course looking like a tour player with the equipment to match and "THEN" they take the first swing "FORE!!!!", and then you have the other side of the coin, guys come in very humble and not too spectacularly dressed with older equipment then go out and shoot 70, so I never tend to speculate on anyone, I know some guys are very opinionated about others and then they get surprised..

[apprenti23]

Definitely iron covers and ball retrievers! Those are 1A and 1B.

[Forged4ever]

Definitely iron covers and ball retrievers! Those are 1A and 1B.

Happy Friggin New Years Bro ? ??

 

All the Best,

RP

[fore_life]

Towel hanging from belt loop

[apprenti23]

Hahaha you too Richard! Nice covers!

[Yosef]

sandals with golf spikes on them

[Boricua Golf]

Definitely iron covers and ball retrievers! Those are 1A and 1B.

Happy Friggin New Years Bro, lmao

 

All the Best,

RP

 

Rich, I have headcovers on "ALL" my clubs as well...lol, I guess I am a hack!!!!!!

[Forged4ever]

Towel hanging from belt loop

Whaaaaaaat????

 

Is this a regional thing?

 

I made it my mission to rip the towels that TE's and backs used to tape to their waist and this one TE from Mich St had what I took to be his GF(Monica, LMAO) in black magic marker on a green hand towel and I finally tore it off and they were on our 22yd line and driving and he went ape s*** and drew a personal foul(15yds) and it moved em back, stalled the drive and they ended up missing a 47yd FG and we won by 3, lmao

 

I've never been a fan of towels on the waist or belt loop, lol

 

An in the case of the towel on the belt loop individual, well, the first individual who spots said offender and calls it, get a free running shot and unlike the NFL, "hook" tackles are legal. I'm tellin ya, contact golf may have a place in the grand scheme of things, lol

 

A towel on a belt loop?

 

WTF, LMAO?!?!?

 

 

Happy New Year Bro :)

 

Fairways & Greens 4ever My Friend,

RP

[robrey85]

Hahah, classic. If I didn't have dividers already in my golf bag, I'll admit that I would probably use those plastic tubes to separate my clubs. :blush2:

[2bGood]

The sunglasses that help you find your balls and of course my favourite- you use range balls out on the course!

 

I have to admit to slipping 'nice' range balls in my pocket when I first started golf and then using them to practice out on the course. It was not that bad as the place I practiced at was a range and an executive size course and there was lots of range balls on the course already.

[Forged4ever]

Ok, first, Madison took me to the local RW&Blue(think a nicer Goodwill) and let me just say that I came directly from the hospital and was higher than a kite....

 

This is the longest friggin ball retriever I've ever seen and I'm not kidding, it had to be 20-25', which, if ya think about it, whether ya go 25' out and down, or just 25' down, what are the odds of scoopin a ball with that at full extension?

 

Ok, Maddie said that I gave it wayyyyyy too much thought but for $2.99, I thought it was a steal, lol

 

The KISS hat was for MadGolfer but Maddie said that I was walkin home if I didn't put it back-

 

Women ;)

 

Ya gotta believe me, I didn't used to be this effed up :)

 

Fairways & Greens My Friends,

RP

[bruinsPATSirish]

These are the rules but there are obviously always exceptions to the rules

 

1. Ball Retriever

2. Towel hanging out of pocket/belt

3. TV infomercial gear (the Hammer, Warrior clubs, Kick X balls...)

[Forged4ever]

Hey Boogie, Happy New Year Bro :)

 

Best wishes to You and the Family and I hope that you and the Youngsters have a Great Season!!

 

Always,

RP

[Shilgy]

Towel hanging from pocket and belt. Glove on from the time they leave the car in the parking lot.

[IH823PUTT]

Those golf score counting beads which dangle from ones belt or bag!

[Forged4ever]

Those golf score counting beads which dangle from ones belt or bag!

LMAO, Bro, our Pro bought two of those and they were rather nice as the beads were leather but they sat unsold for the season and he included one each in an event gift package and when the attendants were cleaning out the locker room garbage cans, someone had thrown theirs away, lol-

 

I've got to say, I've never seen someone using one of those, lol

 

They would be right behind the ball retriever and I guess now the towel on the belt loop, haha

 

Happy New Year Bro :)

 

All the Best,

RP

[mlien1105]

a bad swing

[kekoa]

Ball picker that attaches to end of a Putter

[MadGolfer76]

Ok, first, Madison took me to the local RW&Blue(think a nicer Goodwill) and let me just say that I came directly from the hospital and was higher than a kite....

 

This is the longest friggin ball retriever I've ever seen and I'm not kidding, it had to be 20-25', which, if ya think about it, whether ya go 25' out and down, or just 25' down, what are the odds of scoopin a ball with that at full extension?

 

Ok, Maddie said that I gave it wayyyyyy too much thought but for $2.99, I thought it was a steal, lol

 

The KISS hat was for MadGolfer but Maddie said that I was walkin home if I didn't put it back-

 

Women ;)

 

Ya gotta believe me, I didn't used to be this effed up :)

 

Fairways & Greens My Friends,

RP

 

Awesome hat! I have a Gene Simmons driver headcover, but would be totally out of character for me to take out on the course. Seems like it only fits 400 cc heads, for some reason. Simmons must be a gamer...

[Triple Putt]

A full bag of taylormade clubs..lol

[MadGolfer76]

A full bag of taylormade clubs..lol

 

:cheesy:

 

So true...

[GLF4EVR]

Real glad of where I live & play because we aren't judged like this.

 

I have a 24' ball retriever that has an orange cage that can hold 2 golf balls. Can't think of the manufacuer.

An old Ogio bag with the woddy system. The lining ripped out 3-4 years ago so I placed tubes in it---works better that the original set-up.

Have covers on every club in my bag.

Local course the only dress code is that you wear clothes.

At the end of the season I got down to a 7 handicap.

[devey07]

Using the marker on the golf glove to mark your ball ... Big giveaway

[Minarets]

A chipper

pure-spin wedges

zebra putter

persimmon woods (the player is under 35 years old)

[Forged4ever]

Ok, first, Madison took me to the local RW&Blue(think a nicer Goodwill) and let me just say that I came directly from the hospital and was higher than a kite....

 

This is the longest friggin ball retriever I've ever seen and I'm not kidding, it had to be 20-25', which, if ya think about it, whether ya go 25' out and down, or just 25' down, what are the odds of scoopin a ball with that at full extension?

 

Ok, Maddie said that I gave it wayyyyyy too much thought but for $2.99, I thought it was a steal, lol

 

The KISS hat was for MadGolfer but Maddie said that I was walkin home if I didn't put it back-

 

Women ;)

 

Ya gotta believe me, I didn't used to be this effed up :)

 

Fairways & Greens My Friends,

RP

 

Awesome hat! I have a Gene Simmons driver headcover, but would be totally out of character for me to take out on the course. Seems like it only fits 400 cc heads, for some reason. Simmons must be a gamer...

Bro, I think the Genester is like Arnie in that he'll put his name on anything as long as there is a remote chance of makin a buck, lol

 

I bet that's a wicked cover, lol

 

Hell, I'd rock it, lol

 

Go good with my iron covers and new über telescoping ball retriever-

 

I can't wait to show up to Play with Madison again, lmao

 

I've got these large plaid Sansabelt trow and a Munsingwear Penguin shirt, lol-

 

Happy New Year Bro :)

 

The Very Best to You and Yours!!

 

Always,

RP

[dave willie]

1. The Tiger wannabe's with all Nike gear

2. The Fowler wannabe's in their neon