Phil Mickleson's Face

[Mathwiz]

Ok......you guys deserve the truth about Phils face. Here is how it went down............

 

Phils group was playing their practice round behind Jordans group. Greller dropped the hand towel in the fairway. Bones saw it and immediately picked it up. Phil started touching the towel and made 5 birdies in a row. When Jordan realized what was going on he told Greller to get the towel back at all cost.

 

Phil bogeyed the last three holes.

[ImAPrettyGoodPlayer]

I'm not trying to be offensive and I hope this isn't taken the wrong way, but I thought it was because he's Caucasian. Whenever I play golf in a group on a sunny day, by the end of the round, all of the Caucasians have turned to a bright salmon color.

 

 

I'm not trying to be offensive and I hope this isn't taken the wrong way, but what color do you turn.........deep purple?

 

Play safe and try not too get to crispy out there.

 

 

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In the winter I stay khaki, in the summer I turn winter wheat brown....

[norge5]

My wife is a pharmacist so I told her about the topic. She said that is a side effect of the medicine for the rheumatoid arthritis. Another side effect is hypersensitivity to sunlight. So, considering his full time job as a golfer, it's probably safe to say that the combination of the medicine and the sunlight is the cause. Too bad. Better story is it turns out he's getting stinking drunk every day.

[hogans71]

I heard he was filling in for Corey Lewandowski on the Drumpf presidential campaign while Corey deals with his legal issues. Must have been attacked by some protesters. :taunt:

 

I don't get it.

[tbowles411]

I heard he was filling in for Corey Lewandowski on the Drumpf presidential campaign while Corey deals with his legal issues. Must have been attacked by some protesters. :taunt:

 

I don't get it.

Yup, over my head too...

[carn9698]

Tom Watson round housed him in the Champions locker room.

[playoffbeard23]

Not sure how my Winnie the Pooh picture got taken down after reading some of these responses...

[Forged4ever]

Gents, Ya know what a thread with 96 posts on Phil's friggin face tells me????

 

You Guys are more Effed up than Me, LMAO

 

Fairways & Greens 4ever My Friends,

RP

[dlygrisse]

So can we just all agree it's the meds?

 

 

[DavePelz4]

So can we just all agree it's the meds?

 

Mrs. Pelz's face gets a "glow" when she's sucked down too much merlot.

[norge5]

Gents, Ya know what a thread with 96 posts on Phil's friggin face tells me????

 

You Guys are more Effed up than Me, LMAO

 

Fairways & Greens 4ever My Friends,

RP

That's funny. Hey at least we aren't talking about his moobs. Yet.

[norge5]

Or his hair. Yet...

[dave willie]

His main problem is HD TV. It turns minor blemishes into major health issues.

[norge5]

His main problem is HD TV. It turns minor blemishes into major health issues.

Yeah. Just as Chris Berman.