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Just for fun and not meant to degrade anyone. Just finish the sentence above.

 

Here's mine:

 

"you are joined up with a threesome who, at 7:05 in the morning, are already chugging beers and are worried that the 24 pack they bought won't be enough."

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...when you're a half-hour away from home and 15 minutes til tee time and you realize you've left your wallet (money) laying on the bar at the house. Feel free to substitute money for golf shoes, sun screen, golf bag, etc.

 

 

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When you're paired with three gents that don't like music and aiming fluid ... and they have iron covers and the frilly thing that covers the laces on your spikes

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....the starter says to the single that has been paired with you "So buddy, we're going to keep the shirt on today, okay?"

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You have a 9am tee time, and the course has tee time spacing so close together that they are already 30 minutes behind when you get to the first hole.

 

You just described every course in the Phx area.

 

 

I left my wallet at home and didn't notice until I got to the course. That was a long day.

 

I have to wonder about the IQ level of the director of golf or whoever has set those times to allow this. It has ZERO benefit to the course, and just p1sses people off. I purposely avoid two courses in my area because of this.

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You have a 9am tee time, and the course has tee time spacing so close together that they are already 30 minutes behind when you get to the first hole.

 

You just described every course in the Phx area.

 

 

I left my wallet at home and didn't notice until I got to the course. That was a long day.

I have to wonder about the IQ level of the director of golf or whoever has set those times to allow this. It has ZERO benefit to the course, and just p1sses people off. I purposely avoid two courses in my area because of this.

 

I walked off a course at the turn because my group was sharing clubs and got mad when I played ready golf and putted out of turn. They insisted in the furthest out first and not putting out. It got really old and the 9 took almost 3 hours. The pro gave me a rain check for 9 but I haven't been back.

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...... the single you're partnered with snaps his driver, 6 iron, gap wedge, and putter on successive shots on the first hole.......then asks to borrow your driver on the second tee.

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When you're paired with three gents that don't like music and aiming fluid ... and they have iron covers and the frilly thing that covers the laces on your spikes

 

 

 

I love iron covers, irons can take a beating in the back of the truck when your going 90 down the Florida sun coast and you see the trooper and brake a little to aggressively.

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...you're on a 16 man golf trip, the shuttle ready to pull out at 8:00am and for an 8:30 tee time (course is 10 minutes away) and one guy, we'll call him Tim, who was up all night drinking and went for a 13-Mile run in the morning is just jogging down the driveway. Tim disappears into the house, comes out 15 minutes later and still has shaving cream on his face having just showered and shaved while 15 of us sat on the shuttle.

 

TRUE STORY!

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You have a 9am tee time, and the course has tee time spacing so close together that they are already 30 minutes behind when you get to the first hole.

 

You just described every course in the Phx area.

 

 

I left my wallet at home and didn't notice until I got to the course. That was a long day.

 

I have to wonder about the IQ level of the director of golf or whoever has set those times to allow this. It has ZERO benefit to the course, and just p1sses people off. I purposely avoid two courses in my area because of this.

The thing is though, do you ever see the course not packed? People must really love the course enough to still play ut

 

There is a course in metro detroit that does 6min intervals and puts zero dollars into the operation; they operate out of a cart barn. All their profit goes towards the course. It is always in perfect condition. People always complain about the pace yet wgen ever i play it, its always packed.

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..when you "shart" yourself on the first tee putting a tee in the ground.

I watched friend baby barth the morning of tournament on the range when teeing up a driver. He still shot 75 i think.

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Hybrid: PXG Gen 1 19*; HZDRUS Handcrafted 100 6.5

Irons: NIKE CB 4-PW Raw finish ; Aldila RIP Tour SLT 115 Tour Stiff (.25 inch gapping)

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