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Things I have learned so far:

 

1. Brian Harman is short

2. How short we have yet to ascertain

3. MTLJeff considers himself to be in possession of an entire wit

4. Brooks Koepka wears some sort of cream like lotion, not sun cream though

5. Pants are encouraged at the state am, but not necessary for low scoring

6. Kymar is several offensive things, but never irrelevant or unoriginal

 

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7. Medic is a paramedic (who knew?), he has several opinions about topical acne solutions, but is not licensed by his jurisdiction to share those opinions

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Things I have learned so far:

 

1. Brian Harman is short

2. How short we have yet to ascertain

3. MTLJeff considers himself to be in possession of an entire wit

4. Brooks Korpka wears some sort of cream like lotion, not sun cream though

5. Pants are encouraged at the state am, but not necessary for low scoring

6. Kymar is several offensive things, but never irrelevant or unoriginal

 

Only responding to 6 (and then only to use a new term I learned today), I don't think he's an SJW. He might be, but I'd put my money on the under.

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Everyone picking on my height is no better than Adolf Hitler, policemen in LA in the early 90s, slave-owners, and red-neck KKK members.

 

Actually, people posting those sorts of messages are actually too ignorant to see their bigotry, insensitivity, and cluelessness. As you plummet your wives (who really crave the dudes towering over you), you might remember that Neanderthals were larger and stronger than humans, but lost out due to ignorance.

 

You can do 23andme to see how much of your DNA is Neanderthal relative to the population.

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Things I have learned so far:

 

1. Brian Harman is short YES VERY SHORT, THE ANNOUNCER WAS TOWERING OVER HIM

2. How short we have yet to ascertain. IM GUESS 5 FOOT 5

3. MTLJeff considers himself to be in possession of an entire wit. NO WAY HE HAS AN ENTIRE WIT

4. Brooks Korpka wears some sort of cream like lotion, not sun cream though. THE CREAM IS BEING INVESTIGATED

5. Pants are encouraged at the state am, but not necessary for low scoring. JUST FOR LOOKS

6. Kymar is several offensive things, but never irrelevant or unoriginal. WHO IS KYMAR

 

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7. Medic is a paramedic (who knew?), he has several opinions about topical acne solutions, but is not licensed by his jurisdiction to share those opinions

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It wasn't the sebum that was helping him putt, it was his height. Harman couldn't see the cup over the slopes in the greens. Is the USGA heightist?

 

As the OP so eloquently explained in another thread heightism is a form of bigotry. All greens will need to be rebuilt at Shinnecock to be perfectly level.

 

Or we can just implement a height minimum to compete. Would be much cheaper and would only affect people who never had a chance anyways (could you imagine a short person winning the US Open LOL). Disneyland does it, why not golf?

 

Could just borrow the same sort of measuring devices. Place one or two at the entries to the clubhouse and have the players stand under them to make sure they measure up. And, while they are measuring their height, they could also take skin oil samples to insure that the player doesn't have an advantage. Perhaps rub a little rubbing alcohol on their faces before letting them in. It's just a rough draft idea at this point but we MUST get ahead of this major issue.

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Things I have learned so far:

 

1. Brian Harman is short

2. How short we have yet to ascertain

3. MTLJeff considers himself to be in possession of an entire wit

4. Brooks Koepka wears some sort of cream like lotion, not sun cream though

5. Pants are encouraged at the state am, but not necessary for low scoring

6. Kymar is several offensive things, but never irrelevant or unoriginal

 

Edit:

7. Medic is a paramedic (who knew?), he has several opinions about topical acne solutions, but is not licensed by his jurisdiction to share those opinions

thanks for figuring out the paramedic thing. That one had me dumbfounded

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Everyone picking on my height is no better than Adolf Hitler, policemen in LA in the early 90s, slave-owners, and red-neck KKK members.

 

Actually, people posting those sorts of messages are actually too ignorant to see their bigotry, insensitivity, and cluelessness. As you plummet your wives (who really crave the dudes towering over you), you might remember that Neanderthals were larger and stronger than humans, but lost out due to ignorance.

 

You can do 23andme to see how much of your DNA is Neanderthal relative to the population.

He's gone Godwin

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english, no way. Im a Physicil Educatian Teachir

 

english, no way. Im a Physicil Educatian Teachir

 

and way over paid

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[b]IRONS[/b]- Srixon 765/565 Nippon Modus 105s
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Things I have learned so far:

 

1. Brian Harman is short

2. How short we have yet to ascertain

3. MTLJeff considers himself to be in possession of an entire wit

4. Brooks Koepka wears some sort of cream like lotion, not sun cream though

5. Pants are encouraged at the state am, but not necessary for low scoring

6. Kymar is several offensive things, but never irrelevant or unoriginal

 

Edit:

7. Medic is a paramedic (who knew?), he has several opinions about topical acne solutions, but is not licensed by his jurisdiction to share those opinions

 

I have 2 1/2 wits.

 

There's no upper limit to wits.

 

 

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I can't wait to plummet my wife. Honey! It's Father's Day! Whooo who!

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Ping G410 3, 5 and 7 wood

Ping G410 5 hybrid-not much use.  
Mizuno JPX 921 Hot Metal. 5-G
Vokey 54.10, 2009 58.12 M, Testing TM MG2 60* TW grind and MG3 56* TW grind.  Or Ping Glide Stealth, 54,58 SS.  
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Everyone picking on my height is no better than Adolf Hitler, policemen in LA in the early 90s, slave-owners, and red-neck KKK members.

 

Actually, people posting those sorts of messages are actually too ignorant to see their bigotry, insensitivity, and cluelessness. As you plummet your wives (who really crave the dudes towering over you), you might remember that Neanderthals were larger and stronger than humans, but lost out due to ignorance.

 

You can do 23andme to see how much of your DNA is Neanderthal relative to the population.

 

Wait. Adolf Hitler was a police officer in LA who was involved in the KKK?

 

First of all I don't know who said anything about your height here, must have missed that one. Unless you are Brian Harman.

And secondly, those who send their DNA into any of those services might want to ask themselves just who might be collecting that data on people. Now THERE is a conspiracy theory you might actually want to waste your time on.

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Titleist Vokey SM-6 56*
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Tad Moore TM-1 35"
Callaway Chrome Soft

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Everyone picking on my height is no better than Adolf Hitler, policemen in LA in the early 90s, slave-owners, and red-neck KKK members.

 

Actually, people posting those sorts of messages are actually too ignorant to see their bigotry, insensitivity, and cluelessness. As you plummet your wives (who really crave the dudes towering over you), you might remember that Neanderthals were larger and stronger than humans, but lost out due to ignorance.

 

You can do 23andme to see how much of your DNA is Neanderthal relative to the population.

 

Wait. Adolf Hitler was a police officer in LA who was involved in the KKK?

 

First of all I don't know who said anything about your height here, must have missed that one. Unless you are Brian Harman.

And secondly, those who send their DNA into any of those services might want to ask themselves just who might be collecting that data on people. Now THERE is a conspiracy theory you might actually want to waste your time on.

 

That does it I am changing my screen name to Knuckle Dragger

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Ping G410 3, 5 and 7 wood

Ping G410 5 hybrid-not much use.  
Mizuno JPX 921 Hot Metal. 5-G
Vokey 54.10, 2009 58.12 M, Testing TM MG2 60* TW grind and MG3 56* TW grind.  Or Ping Glide Stealth, 54,58 SS.  
Odyssey Pro #1 black
Hoofer, Ecco, Bushnell
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