Do big box stores think you are a jamoque?

[flip flappy]

I managed to live 49 years without ever hearing the word jamoke. I probably could have survived many more.

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Wait wait....you've seen not another teen movie?

 

It's a terrible movie. But Chyler Leigh was part of 98% of my fantasies for like 2 years after seeing it

 

I still remember her name!

 

What's she doing now (checking wikipedia.....)

 

35 with 3 kids....oh man, pass

 

Chyler Leigh? Are you serious? She had glasses, a ponytail, and paint on her overalls. There's no way she could be fantasy material.

 

Canadian thing?

[MtlJeff]

Wait wait....you've seen not another teen movie?

 

It's a terrible movie. But Chyler Leigh was part of 98% of my fantasies for like 2 years after seeing it

 

I still remember her name!

 

What's she doing now (checking wikipedia.....)

 

35 with 3 kids....oh man, pass

 

Chyler Leigh? Are you serious? She had glasses, a ponytail, and paint on her overalls. There's no way she could be fantasy material.

 

Canadian thing?

 

She was on Grey's Anatomy after too. I dated a girl when i was in my mid-20's who made me watch that garbage. And then i was like "I know that girl! She was in a terrible movie, and also my fantasies!".....and my girlfriend was like "so you'll watch the show?" and i was like "......OK"

 

We broke up like 6 months after

[dan360]

Big box store employee thought I was a jamoque. I asked to demo an EPIC driver, and he said: "you want a 9.5, right?" I said: "no, please get me a 13.5."

 

When he installed the shaft I saw after 7 duck-hooks on the monitor that he installed it to "Draw."

 

NO SALE!!!

 

 

I must look like a jamoque. What do you need to do to not look like a jamoque? Wear a T-shirt that says: "Hi, my USGA index is:_____"

 

Or do you just need to be in the "boys club" to not be assumed you slice your drives?

 

You have a lot of personal issues.

 

I recommend hookers. Or blow. Or booze. Or possibly playing in traffic.

 

Gets the blood moving. Changes the outlook.

[toc]

Wait wait....you've seen not another teen movie?

 

It's a terrible movie. But Chyler Leigh was part of 98% of my fantasies for like 2 years after seeing it

 

I still remember her name!

 

What's she doing now (checking wikipedia.....)

 

35 with 3 kids....oh man, pass

 

Chyler Leigh? Are you serious? She had glasses, a ponytail, and paint on her overalls. There's no way she could be fantasy material.

 

Canadian thing?

 

She was on Grey's Anatomy after too. I dated a girl when i was in my mid-20's who made me watch that garbage. And then i was like "I know that girl! She was in a terrible movie, and also my fantasies!".....and my girlfriend was like "so you'll watch the show?" and i was like "......OK"

 

We broke up like 6 months after

 

Of all the BS I will read on the interweb tonight, this woefully inadequate explanation plants the flag on the summit of mount boolsheet.

[MtlJeff]

Every word of that is 100% true!

[GoIrish17]

Scary Movie was better than Not Another Teen Movie, by a mile

[Medic]

Big box store employee thought I was a jamoque. I asked to demo an EPIC driver, and he said: "you want a 9.5, right?" I said: "no, please get me a 13.5."

 

When he installed the shaft I saw after 7 duck-hooks on the monitor that he installed it to "Draw."

 

NO SALE!!!

 

 

I must look like a jamoque. What do you need to do to not look like a jamoque? Wear a T-shirt that says: "Hi, my USGA index is:_____"

 

Or do you just need to be in the "boys club" to not be assumed you slice your drives?

 

You have a lot of personal issues.

 

I recommend hookers. Or blow. Or booze. Or possibly playing in traffic.

 

Gets the blood moving. Changes the outlook.

 

Whoa, Dan.

I enjoy enough job security. Don't go giving this guy that sort of advice - odds are based on the threads he has started he might actually go out and give it a go.

[GoIrish17]

I just want to know if anyone's invented a freaking elastic shirt that will increase my swing speed yet? I mean, it's freaking 2017. We should be at 120 mph by now, at least! Power lifters are getting an extra 20% using elastic. On a "raw" bench press. And ANYONE can go to the 90 mph cage.

[Medic]

I just want to know if anyone's invented a freaking elastic shirt that will increase my swing speed yet? I mean, it's freaking 2017. We should be at 120 mph by now, at least! Power lifters are getting an extra 20% using elastic. On a "raw" bench press. And ANYONE can go to the 90 mph cage.

 

Oh you CAN swing it around 120 my friend.

 

One time.

 

Your last time.

 

And then comes surgery, rehab, therapy, and years of regret.

[Llortamaisey]

At trivia one night, our team name was "My girlfriend is 13 but I'm not superstitious." Do you think I can change it around and say "My driver is 13* but I'm not a Jamoque."?

[GoIrish17]

I just want to know if anyone's invented a freaking elastic shirt that will increase my swing speed yet? I mean, it's freaking 2017. We should be at 120 mph by now, at least! Power lifters are getting an extra 20% using elastic. On a "raw" bench press. And ANYONE can go to the 90 mph cage.

 

Oh you CAN swing it around 120 my friend.

 

One time.

 

Your last time.

 

And then comes surgery, rehab, therapy, and years of regret.

 

http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/topic/1508012-any-elastic-clothing-available-to-increase-swing-speed/

[SubaruWRX]

You have a lot of personal issues.

 

I recommend hookers. Or blow. Or booze. Or possibly playing in traffic.

 

Gets the blood moving. Changes the outlook.

Hookers & Blow, what a combination.

 

They go together like Peanut Butter & Jelly!

 

I can't wait to win the lottery...

[3sip]

Wait wait....you've seen not another teen movie?

 

It's a terrible movie. But Chyler Leigh was part of 98% of my fantasies for like 2 years after seeing it

 

I still remember her name!

 

What's she doing now (checking wikipedia.....)

 

35 with 3 kids....oh man, pass

 

Chyler Leigh? Are you serious? She had glasses, a ponytail, and paint on her overalls. There's no way she could be fantasy material.

 

Canadian thing?

 

She was on Grey's Anatomy after too. I dated a girl when i was in my mid-20's who made me watch that garbage. And then i was like "I know that girl! She was in a terrible movie, and also my fantasies!".....and my girlfriend was like "so you'll watch the show?" and i was like "......OK"

 

We broke up like 6 months after

not for nothing but this takes it over the top, not sure where the hell this thread is going but I'm down for the long haul

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Jeff's admission that he watches greys coupled with simultaneous girlfriend made me do it excuse is the stuff of legend.

[williamsnrb]

Wait wait, jamoque was that trippy disco dancey band from the 90s right? Singer had the weird felt top hat thing, danced around all crazy in the video?

 

jamiroquai

 

Is that who was sponsoring Rory early in his career? He wore his name on his hat, at least - must have been a fan.

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Wait wait, jamoque was that trippy disco dancey band from the 90s right? Singer had the weird felt top hat thing, danced around all crazy in the video?

 

jamiroquai

 

Is that who was sponsoring Rory early in his career? He wore his name on his hat, at least - must have been a fan.

 

Must be having trouble getting gigs

[williamsnrb]

Wait wait, jamoque was that trippy disco dancey band from the 90s right? Singer had the weird felt top hat thing, danced around all crazy in the video?

 

jamiroquai

 

Is that who was sponsoring Rory early in his career? He wore his name on his hat, at least - must have been a fan.

 

Must be having trouble getting gigs

 

Good point. That's probably what it was. Rory was probably a big 'pick-me-up' for him at the time.

[ffmedicmatt]

Wait wait, jamoque was that trippy disco dancey band from the 90s right? Singer had the weird felt top hat thing, danced around all crazy in the video?

 

jamiroquai

 

Is that who was sponsoring Rory early in his career? He wore his name on his hat, at least - must have been a fan.

 

Jumeirah Hotels

 

Supposed to be 5 star.

[ffmedicmatt]

if you're a jamoque that is listening to jamiroquai while staying at a Jumeirah hotel does that create a black hole or a space time continuum type thing?

[matt_thatsme]

Maybe not a black hole, but virtual insanity at the very least.

[williamsnrb]

Wait wait, jamoque was that trippy disco dancey band from the 90s right? Singer had the weird felt top hat thing, danced around all crazy in the video?

 

jamiroquai

 

Is that who was sponsoring Rory early in his career? He wore his name on his hat, at least - must have been a fan.

 

Jumeirah Hotels

 

Supposed to be 5 star.

[dbleag]

from the Urban Dictionary:

 

jamoke

In general, a blue-collar male of a specific physical or cultural profile, typically of an East Coast derivation, burly and boisterous. As a term of affection, similar to "big lug". As an epithet, rarely rises above the level of exasperation.

"I'd just as soon have coffee with a jamoke as an egghead"

by John Torretta November 20, 2003

[sandtrap]

I missed something, So is this a deal or no deal?

[ffmedicmatt]

Wait wait, jamoque was that trippy disco dancey band from the 90s right? Singer had the weird felt top hat thing, danced around all crazy in the video?

 

jamiroquai

 

Is that who was sponsoring Rory early in his career? He wore his name on his hat, at least - must have been a fan.

 

Jumeirah Hotels

 

Supposed to be 5 star.

 

Not really but good for you. You know how to insert a meme

[jj9000]

Wait wait....you've seen not another teen movie?

 

It's a terrible movie. But Chyler Leigh was part of 98% of my fantasies for like 2 years after seeing it

 

I still remember her name!

 

What's she doing now (checking wikipedia.....)

 

35 with 3 kids....oh man, pass

 

Chyler Leigh? Are you serious? She had glasses, a ponytail, and paint on her overalls. There's no way she could be fantasy material.

 

Canadian thing?

 

She was on Grey's Anatomy after too. I dated a girl when i was in my mid-20's who made me watch that garbage. And then i was like "I know that girl! She was in a terrible movie, and also my fantasies!".....and my girlfriend was like "so you'll watch the show?" and i was like "......OK"

 

We broke up like 6 months after

 

Canadian beta male = Confirmed

[williamsnrb]

I missed something, So is this a deal or no deal?

 

I assume it was a 'no deal' between the big box store and the jamoque (sic), considering the OP must be impossible. But I consider the thread a 'deal' because it's a hilarious. :)

[williamsnrb]

 

jamiroquai

 

Is that who was sponsoring Rory early in his career? He wore his name on his hat, at least - must have been a fan.

 

Jumeirah Hotels

 

Supposed to be 5 star.

 

Not really but good for you. You know how to insert a meme

 

I'm not sure what that first sentence means. I'm getting old, I guess.

[CrushSticks]

OP's post looks like a tweet from a certain POTUS

[Medic]

I just want to know if anyone's invented a freaking elastic shirt that will increase my swing speed yet? I mean, it's freaking 2017. We should be at 120 mph by now, at least! Power lifters are getting an extra 20% using elastic. On a "raw" bench press. And ANYONE can go to the 90 mph cage.

 

Oh you CAN swing it around 120 my friend.

 

One time.

 

Your last time.

 

And then comes surgery, rehab, therapy, and years of regret.

 

http://www.golfwrx.c...se-swing-speed/

 

Oh good Lord.

 

I missed that thread started by Concentric Pimples.

 

Wow....

Just wow....