Fuyrk's comment to qualifying amateur during practice round LOL

[Frostfield]

Tabitha is still smokin

[mocokid]

But what does Jordan tell the am when they get to the green and fuyrk starts to begin his putting routine?

 

all he has to say is...don't swing like that

 

I'd take Furyk's swing OVER speith's swing ALL the time!!!. Man that's an easy one, Furyk's swing is like clock work for 20+ years. IMHO, the chicken wing ain't gonna be working too well in a coupla years.

[RickK]

But what does Jordan tell the am when they get to the green and fuyrk starts to begin his putting routine?

 

He says "Son, if you make it on the tour, you can out kick your coverage and end up with a sweetheart of a beautiful wife like Furyk did.

 

That's funny Mr. Pelz. But i don't understand why you uploaded a photo of a middle-aged woman holding an umbrella.

 

Sir...when you're an old man like me, a middle-aged woman like Ms. Furyk will look like Kate Upton does to you now.

 

AMEN Mr. Pelz!!!

[Hawkeye77]

But what does Jordan tell the am when they get to the green and fuyrk starts to begin his putting routine?

 

He says "Son, if you make it on the tour, you can out kick your coverage and end up with a sweetheart of a beautiful wife like Furyk did.

 

That's funny Mr. Pelz. But i don't understand why you uploaded a photo of a middle-aged woman holding an umbrella.

 

Sir...when you're an old man like me, a middle-aged woman like Ms. Furyk will look like Kate Upton does to you now.

 

Even young men know classy, beautiful WOMEN when they see them! Great pic.

[tatertot]

What's the old saying ...

 

You shouldn't throw stones if you have a neurotic pre-shot putting routine and dress like a NASCAR driver on hard times?

[jdl]

Far be it from me to be the voice of reason, but what gives with taking subtle shots at another mans wife? Particularly when that man is regarded as a class act? Even without that, so far as I'm concerned that's out of bounds and low class.

 

As I age, I find my taste in women changing. I work close to a college and while I assume that almost all of the girls I see roaming around are over 18, they all look like kids to me. Mrs Furyk is an attractive and classy looking lady. Even if you don't see that in her, taking subtle and not so subtle shots at another mans wife is pretty damn low.

 

Welcome to the internet.

[HighSpeedScene]

Far be it from me to be the voice of reason, but what gives with taking subtle shots at another mans wife? Particularly when that man is regarded as a class act? Even without that, so far as I'm concerned that's out of bounds and low class.

 

As I age, I find my taste in women changing. I work close to a college and while I assume that almost all of the girls I see roaming around are over 18, they all look like kids to me. Mrs Furyk is an attractive and classy looking lady. Even if you don't see that in her, taking subtle and not so subtle shots at another mans wife is pretty damn low.

 

Welcome to the internet.

 

Yah, homie just got one of those aol CD-ROMs...

[Oliver Klozoff]

I've watched both extensively in person, and played with Furyk. Spieth is much, much slower than Furyk.

 

I think how it comes across on TV, the guys with the long routine seem slow (ie Furyk) because it's all while the camera is on. But players like Spieth and deChambeau are unbearable... they do all the other stuff you don't see on TV painstakingly slow, before the camera goes to them. Distances. Reading their green book. Picking clubs. Wind. Backing off the ball. Backing off again. And again. Talking to their caddie until they get enough positive vibes to hit. Jordan is that guy. And some players just walk unbearably slow, like some of the mainland Euros.

[tatertot]

I've watched both extensively in person, and played with Furyk. Spieth is much, much slower than Furyk.

 

I think how it comes across on TV, the guys with the long routine seem slow (ie Furyk) because it's all while the camera is on. But players like Spieth and deChambeau are unbearable... they do all the other stuff you don't see on TV painstakingly slow, before the camera goes to them. Distances. Reading their green book. Picking clubs. Wind. Backing off the ball. Backing off again. And again. Talking to their caddie until they get enough positive vibes to hit. Jordan is that guy. And some players just walk unbearably slow, like some of the mainland Euros.

 

Stupid mainland Euros.

[McCann1]

Far be it from me to be the voice of reason, but what gives with taking subtle shots at another mans wife? Particularly when that man is regarded as a class act? Even without that, so far as I'm concerned that's out of bounds and low class.

 

As I age, I find my taste in women changing. I work close to a college and while I assume that almost all of the girls I see roaming around are over 18, they all look like kids to me. Mrs Furyk is an attractive and classy looking lady. Even if you don't see that in her, taking subtle and not so subtle shots at another mans wife is pretty damn low.

unfortunately anonymity allows people to say some low things on this site

[bandrz]

But what does Jordan tell the am when they get to the green and fuyrk starts to begin his putting routine?

 

He says "Son, if you make it on the tour, you can out kick your coverage and end up with a sweetheart of a beautiful wife like Furyk did.

 

That's funny Mr. Pelz. But i don't understand why you uploaded a photo of a middle-aged woman holding an umbrella.

 

Sir...when you're an old man like me, a middle-aged woman like Ms. Furyk will look like Kate Upton does to you now.

Well if Jim got the big D ... He would end up short in the bank but a much better looking companion

 

Maybe sit out the next couple of plays

[BB28403]

Jordan beating Furyk today by 8 strokes at the moment ...

Just FYI

 

Meaning I don't mean anything by it

 

Just saying ... 8 strokes...

 

Is that a lot?

 

Seems like a lot.

[Jasonic]

I still laugh when I think about the 5 hour energy commercial with Furyk. My wife saw it and said, "That guy?? He looks like he has barely five minutes of energy." Lol

[BB28403]

Jordan beating Furyk today by 8 strokes at the moment ...

Just FYI

 

Meaning I don't mean anything by it

 

Just saying ... 8 strokes...

 

Is that a lot?

 

Seems like a lot.

 

Hey I can quote myself!

 

Nice hole out sand shot today Jordan for the win in sudden death.

Wonder if Furyk was watching? ;)

Haha

[Couples1]

That bunker shot went in slowly

[BB28403]

That bunker shot went in slowly

 

I don't know what you are talking about.

 

That was the best golf shot of the year by far! So was the celebration!

Simultaneous Rake throw and wedge throw then backwards chest bump!

I jumped straight in the air when he made that.

Maybe Jordan will break jack's major records.

[Potatohead]

That bunker shot went in slowly

 

I don't know what you are talking about.

 

That was the best golf shot of the year by far! So was the celebration!

Simultaneous Rake throw and wedge throw then backwards chest bump!

I jumped straight in the air when he made that.

Maybe Jordan will break jack's major records.

 

Have much alcohol tonight?

[BB28403]

That bunker shot went in slowly

 

I don't know what you are talking about.

 

That was the best golf shot of the year by far! So was the celebration!

Simultaneous Rake throw and wedge throw then backwards chest bump!

I jumped straight in the air when he made that.

Maybe Jordan will break jack's major records.

 

Have much alcohol tonight?

 

Who's counting?

 

Haha, and no. Just excited about great golf!

[EKELLY]

I'm now leaving here feeling entertained!.......lol

[Anchor44]

But what does Jordan tell the am when they get to the green and fuyrk starts to begin his putting routine?

 

all he has to say is...don't swing like that

 

I'd take Furyk's swing OVER speith's swing ALL the time!!!. Man that's an easy one, Furyk's swing is like clock work for 20+ years. IMHO, the chicken wing ain't gonna be working too well in a coupla years.

Does Furyk have to practice having a seizure on the tee or does it come naturally?

[BB28403]

But what does Jordan tell the am when they get to the green and fuyrk starts to begin his putting routine?

 

all he has to say is...don't swing like that

 

I'd take Furyk's swing OVER speith's swing ALL the time!!!. Man that's an easy one, Furyk's swing is like clock work for 20+ years. IMHO, the chicken wing ain't gonna be working too well in a coupla years.

Does Furyk have to practice having a seizure on the tee or does it come naturally?

 

It's called being old, on geritol and steroids. Hopefully he carries around the clot buster drugs to avoid an embarrassing hospital visit.

[straightshot7]

But what does Jordan tell the am when they get to the green and fuyrk starts to begin his putting routine?

 

He says "Son, if you make it on the tour, you can out kick your coverage and end up with a sweetheart of a beautiful wife like Furyk did.

 

That's funny Mr. Pelz. But i don't understand why you uploaded a photo of a middle-aged woman holding an umbrella.

 

Sir...when you're an old man like me, a middle-aged woman like Ms. Furyk will look like Kate Upton does to you now.

Well if Jim got the big D ... He would end up short in the bank but a much better looking companion

 

Huh?

 

But really...please post a pic of any woman you've been with that is better looking than Furyk's wife.

 

Yeah mm hmm

[straightshot7]

I was thinking of David Tom's wife, but she's still petty hot. Go Jim.

 

http://media.golfdigest.com/photos/572a57b9104c06c61790b19a/master/pass/160504-jim-tabitha-furyk.png

 

[bladehunter]

But what does Jordan tell the am when they get to the green and fuyrk starts to begin his putting routine?

 

all he has to say is...don't swing like that

 

I'd take Furyk's swing OVER speith's swing ALL the time!!!. Man that's an easy one, Furyk's swing is like clock work for 20+ years. IMHO, the chicken wing ain't gonna be working too well in a coupla years.

 

 

really? really? man i have to ask again.. Really? and i say that as a Furyk fan... hes a great guy..but no sane person would wish for that swig.. he wouldnt wish for that swing.... did we miss the fact that Spieth is 1st or top 5 in every ballstriking stat on tour ? chicken wing.... we should all be so lucky!

[krtgolfing]

But what does Jordan tell the am when they get to the green and fuyrk starts to begin his putting routine?

 

all he has to say is...don't swing like that

 

I'd take Furyk's swing OVER speith's swing ALL the time!!!. Man that's an easy one, Furyk's swing is like clock work for 20+ years. IMHO, the chicken wing ain't gonna be working too well in a coupla years.

 

 

really? really? man i have to ask again.. Really? and i say that as a Furyk fan... hes a great guy..but no sane person would wish for that swig.. he wouldnt wish for that swing.... did we miss the fact that Spieth is 1st or top 5 in every ballstriking stat on tour ? chicken wing.... we should all be so lucky!

 

I would take that swing all day long. Might not be pretty but it has won him a major, a few other tournaments, and a boatload of money.

[thebadbaron]

At the end of the day Speith is a younger, more exciting player to watch. I don't know what the win totals are but I can guarantee Jordan will have more at the end of his career. I.e. Pipe down Jim

[larrybud]

Far be it from me to be the voice of reason, but what gives with taking subtle shots at another mans wife? Particularly when that man is regarded as a class act? Even without that, so far as I'm concerned that's out of bounds and low class.

 

As I age, I find my taste in women changing. I work close to a college and while I assume that almost all of the girls I see roaming around are over 18, they all look like kids to me. Mrs Furyk is an attractive and classy looking lady. Even if you don't see that in her, taking subtle and not so subtle shots at another mans wife is pretty damn low.

unfortunately anonymity allows people to say some low things on this site

 

You guys don't talk about chicks when together? Really?

[BB28403]

Far be it from me to be the voice of reason, but what gives with taking subtle shots at another mans wife? Particularly when that man is regarded as a class act? Even without that, so far as I'm concerned that's out of bounds and low class.

 

As I age, I find my taste in women changing. I work close to a college and while I assume that almost all of the girls I see roaming around are over 18, they all look like kids to me. Mrs Furyk is an attractive and classy looking lady. Even if you don't see that in her, taking subtle and not so subtle shots at another mans wife is pretty damn low.

unfortunately anonymity allows people to say some low things on this site

 

You guys don't talk about chicks when together? Really?

 

How about those hot chicks? ;)

 

Oh yeahhhh! (Ferris bueller )

[Terry Gold]

Christ. He's just paraphrasing Dean Martin's famous quote about Sinatra.

Jim Furyk, spiteful bastxxx! OK!

It's almost assuredly nothing but a back-handed compliment, a friendly ribbing that works as such as it recognizes JS's starpower vs. his.

More like self-deprecating, than ignorant or spiteful.

Get a grip guys.