Finish this sentence...."You know you're in for a long day when..."

[bunkered]

When a group of 6 (yes 6) retired ladies are on the tee in front of you, and you are playing alone then they don't let you play through!!

[frebird]

When my wife encourages me to go play and then proceeds to send me 15 texts before I get out of the driveway

[Jacked_Loft]

1). When the 3 guys your playing with all have Loud Mouth pants on.

2). The already too short shoe lace on your right shoe breaks on the 2nd tee.

3). You notice on the 1st green that your son didn't put your putter back in your bag.

4). The carry strap on your Sunday bag breaks on the 3rd hole.

5). The cart girl has fallen in love with you, and visits every 2nd hole.

6). The couple you're playing with start fighting on the 1st tee,

7). You take a practice swing on the 1st tee, and carve out a 10 inch divot with your driver.

8). Obama is playing before you, and the secret service guys are running around like headless chickens.

 

Not sure what the problem with #5 is.

 

He forgot to mention she's fat.

 

Still don't see what the problem is.

 

You just can't stay in the zone when you have to eat a tuna sandwich and chug a brew every 2 holes.

[fillwelix]

1). When the 3 guys your playing with all have Loud Mouth pants on.

2). The already too short shoe lace on your right shoe breaks on the 2nd tee.

3). You notice on the 1st green that your son didn't put your putter back in your bag.

4). The carry strap on your Sunday bag breaks on the 3rd hole.

5). The cart girl has fallen in love with you, and visits every 2nd hole.

6). The couple you're playing with start fighting on the 1st tee,

7). You take a practice swing on the 1st tee, and carve out a 10 inch divot with your driver.

8). Obama is playing before you, and the secret service guys are running around like headless chickens.

 

Not sure what the problem with #5 is.

 

He forgot to mention she's fat.

 

Still don't see what the problem is.

 

You just can't stay in the zone when you have to eat a tuna sandwich and chug a brew every 2 holes.

I can't stay in the zone if I don't eat a sandwich and chug a brew every 2 holes

[Jacked_Loft]

Well played.

[PlayingThrough824]

You drive an hour to the course and realize you left your spikes at home....

[wkndhack]

You drive an hour to the course and realize you left your spikes at home....

I wonder what percentage of golf shoe purchases are made at the pro shop 10 minutes before tee off when things like this happen.

[BlackDiamondPar5]

When you complain to the Marshall about the slow group ahead and the Marshall tells you that you just need to play slower.

[rsballer10]

You drive an hour to the course and realize you left your spikes at home....

I wonder what percentage of golf shoe purchases are made at the pro shop 10 minutes before tee off when things like this happen.

How I bought my last pair...luckily there lasted me 3 years!!!

[rsballer10]

When you play in a scramble and all your partners leave the first putt short.

[elwhippy]

When your playing partners arrive drunk and continue to drink fruit flavoured Cider (not the most masculine of beverages) all the way round. They were unable to string a sentence together by the 18th. Purgatory.

[Sean2]

...in for a great day when the weather gets a bit cooler and you are the only one on the course.

[KARL M]

When you spend more than 5 minutes on every tee box with the foursome ahead of you, before the fairway is cleared enough for them to tee off.

 

While playing in a charity scramble, the players ahead of you have multiple whiffs before making contact on every shot.

 

While playing in a scramble, you overhear the group ahead scored a 10 on a par 4. (That is a minimum of 37 swings that made contact plus numerous whiffs)

[ringer94]

When the single you are paired with shakes your hand vigorously on the first tee and enquires "say, have you ever heard of Amway?"

 

Rob

 

More like, “Ehatbare your goals? Interested in something part time at first with full time potential?”

[Mulligan26]

When you spend more than 5 minutes on every tee box with the foursome ahead of you, before the fairway is cleared enough for them to tee off.

 

While playing in a charity scramble, the players ahead of you have multiple whiffs before making contact on every shot.

 

While playing in a scramble, you overhear the group ahead scored a 10 on a par 4. (That is a minimum of 37 swings that made contact plus numerous whiffs)

 

Pro should have made a max score rule. We do it for all of our events. Max is always bogey.

[coldshank]

....your playing partner reminds you where his nitro pills are located in his bag....just in case..........

.......true story

[handicap122003]

There’s a foursome of middle aged women in front of you and they think they are playing well.

[thug the bunny]

You are thrilled as you are on the way to the driving range at the resort, you got your cart and you're whizzing along and you crash. This happened to JP. Not intoxicated just not paying attention in the moment. Surely he was thinking of his practice ahead. Let JP tell you, having to walk back to the clubhouse like a total moron is not a way to commence your expensive round. Man, just could not focus the entire round because of it, brutalized himself for his idiocy and foolishness while playing A hard course that literally needed his full attention. A total screw the pooch waste of money. Many lessons JP can take from this episode....oh yeah, he forgot to pack his golf shoes so he's playing in Keens on a very hilly course. Why not!!!!

 

Jack Pearsall was not having a good day, very surprising to hear. For a while we had been discussing maybe JP was actually The Most Interesting WRXer in the World. But alas, JP is just a mortal....

[Medic]

Interstate 4 down here was voted "the worst Interstate in the US" last year - for really good reason.

 

Had to go to a tourney in West Orlando.

 

Wreck at Exit 58. Traffic backed up all the way to Exit 44. Parking lot. Nowhere to go and no way to go there.

 

Finally got off of I-4 and took several back roads which were also incredibly crowded. What could/should have been a 40 minute drive took almost 2 hours. A very long 2 hours.....

[phatchrisrules]

There’s a foursome of middle aged women in front of you and they think they are playing well.

 

Maybe they were playing well for them? I don't see the issue if they kept up to the group in front or let you through. No harm in playing to get better. We all didn't roll out of the golf womb shooting 80 and then got better from there.

[BlackDiamondPar5]

There’s a foursome of middle aged women in front of you and they think they are playing well.

 

Maybe they were playing well for them? I don't see the issue if they kept up to the group in front or let you through. No harm in playing to get better. We all didn't roll out of the golf womb shooting 80 and then got better from there.

I all seriousness, one time me and my buddies had to let four women play through. All of us including the women were walking. They moved like freaking gazelles. We ourselves still finished the 9 in about 1:45. It was humbling.

[Shipwreck]

We all didn't roll out of the golf womb shooting 80 and then got better from there.

 

Ummmm this is GolfWRX. Speak for yourself buddy!

[Jacked_Loft]

We all didn't roll out of the golf womb shooting 80 and then got better from there.

 

Ummmm this is GolfWRX. Speak for yourself buddy!

 

I beg to differ; I leaped out (my superhero cape billowing behind me) and as soon as my FJ Classics hit the ground I was off to the first tee where I Eagled the 650 yard par 5 opening hole.

[phatchrisrules]

We all didn't roll out of the golf womb shooting 80 and then got better from there.

 

Ummmm this is GolfWRX. Speak for yourself buddy!

 

I beg to differ; I leaped out (my superhero cape billowing behind me) and as soon as my FJ Classics hit the ground I was off to the first tee where I Eagled the 650 yard par 5 opening hole.

 

Come on this is WRX. Surely you meant to say a soft, feather cut of a 5i to a tucked pin one-hopped in the cup for Double Eagle right?

[Jacked_Loft]

We all didn't roll out of the golf womb shooting 80 and then got better from there.

 

Ummmm this is GolfWRX. Speak for yourself buddy!

 

I beg to differ; I leaped out (my superhero cape billowing behind me) and as soon as my FJ Classics hit the ground I was off to the first tee where I Eagled the 650 yard par 5 opening hole.

 

Come on this is WRX. Surely you meant to say a soft, feather cut of a 5i to a tucked pin one-hopped in the cup for Double Eagle right?

 

Sorry, it was a hard draw around a lake to a back left pin. Actually had a 6 footer left.

 

But I have been getting better from there...

[fillwelix]

We all didn't roll out of the golf womb shooting 80 and then got better from there.

 

Ummmm this is GolfWRX. Speak for yourself buddy!

 

I beg to differ; I leaped out (my superhero cape billowing behind me) and as soon as my FJ Classics hit the ground I was off to the first tee where I Eagled the 650 yard par 5 opening hole.

 

Come on this is WRX. Surely you meant to say a soft, feather cut of a 5i to a tucked pin one-hopped in the cup for Double Eagle right?

 

Sorry, it was a hard draw around a lake to a back left pin. Actually had a 6 footer left.

 

But I have been getting better from there...

Pssh. Amateur. The very act of coming out of the womb was my first hole in one.

[Jacked_Loft]

 

 

Edit: Removed totally gross part of post....

[Scooterboy59]

When you reach in your bag for a ball and glove and realized they are in your other bag at home.

[Scooterboy59]

When you reach in your bag for a ball and glove and realized they are in your other bag at home.

[Jacked_Loft]

When you reach in your bag for a ball and glove and realized they are in your other bag at home.

 

This actually just means it's going to be an expensive day.