How do you know you're a GOLFWRXer ??

[jwb10]

You know you are because:

- YOU PAY MORE FOR A SAND WEDGE THAT RUSTS

- U R CONVINCED THAT A NEW BALL CAN GO 20 YDS FURTHER AT THE SAME SWING SPEED

- YOU ANXIOUSLY AWAIT EVERY OEMs NEW RELEASE

- YOU HAVE 6 DRIVERS, ALL NEW, AND U R LOOKING AT NEW ONES

- YOU ENTER EVERY CONTEST OFFERED HOPING YOU'LL END UP IN CARLSBAD

-THOUGH YOU ONLY HIT IT 220, DOWNWIND, U THINK THE BALL IS GOING TOO FAR

Please add the ones I missed !!! :taunt: :wave: And yes, I am a GOLFWRXer, proudly

[reider69]

You play blades because the lofts are traditional and your game needs lots of spin.

[sdandrea]

You think you'll never get old.

[cforselius]

The shafts is more important than third world problem.

[Bubbtubbs]

You play blades because the lofts are traditional and your game needs lots of spin.

If you actually do need this, is it still a meme?

[Teekman]

You try new shafts even though yours is already optimized. You get new wedges when there is only a month of use. You buy new putters cause you like yours looking brand new.

[dunn]

Because i log in and read threads....idk if all the ocd stuff mentioned means anything other than your OCD.....prolly do it in every other area of your life besides golf, lol

[Kingcat990]

You let an ineffectual YouTube star getting a sponsorship with Titleist go 29 pages

[Bye]

Your signature doesn't match what's in your bag.

[GolfChicago91]

You get fit for clubs by a professional, but sell them because you’re a club ho. Then you sell those one and get fit again because they didn’t work

[Mych]

You've bought a club, sent it off for refinishing, and sold it without ever using it.

 

You own a "guest" or "travel" set of clubs that has never touched grass.

 

You have a different ball choice for each season.

 

You think about a different Monte video at least 3 times per range session.

 

You could make a a 14 club bag without any clubs between 20 and 45 degrees, without duplicating any lofts. Then you could justify why every club has a unique function in that setup.

 

Your children/wife have better clubs than your playing partners.

 

Your playing partners bags all have at least one club that used to be yours.

 

You own more drivers than the number of courses you played last year.

[Mych]

You know exactly how you would construct a 3-club, 5-club, 8-club, or 10-club bag, but feel that something is missing from your 14 club bag.

[WidespreadPanic]

You have 18 shafts for the same driver.

[green.tea]

You shoot a 72 and first thing you do when you get home is search the BST because you missed 3 fairways off the tee

[DavePelz4]

In the winter you use the vacuum on the carpeting in the master suite to create practice putts that break left, right or are into the grain.

[SubaruWRX]

You laugh at the new Wilson irons while the wife thinks they’re “pretty”

 

[mich_ping]

You buy a club to replace the club you bought that is still en route to you (true story).

[VNutz]

- U R CONVINCED THAT A NEW BALL CAN GO 20 YDS FURTHER AT THE SAME SWING SPEED

 

That’s preposterous, we all know only the newest driver gives 20 more yards in that scenario.

[golfgirlrobin]

You put aside five minutes a week to update your signature.

[Mych]

You can defend a 6-wedge setup,but think mini-drivers are too gimmicky.

[95124hacker]

When it’s too cold to play golf, you’re bored, so you start a thread like this here!

[WidespreadPanic]

You dont play an M2 driver. You play a Tour Issue M2 Driver.

[sdandrea]

You think buying tour issued equipment gives you an advantage

 

you mean it doesn't? :swoon:

[Springsteennut]

If you think a 300 yard drive is better than sex.

[jwb10]

You let an ineffectual YouTube star getting a sponsorship with Titleist go 29 pages

Damn, I got chocolate milk comin' out of my nose...keep going these are even better than I thought. You people are sick, sick, I tell you! And really funny and strangely self-aware.... :cheesy: :nyam:

[jwb10]

When it's too cold to play golf, you're bored, so you start a thread like this here!

Ouch, that kind of truth stings !! :swoon:

[Sean2]

You order new clubs before the one's you ordered last week have even arrived.

[PureDivots]

You post in the bag is set for the year challenge. only to sell your whole set a few days later and replace them without even hitting a single ball.

[2Down]

You have spent way way way more on clubs than lessons.

 

 

[AmAgain]

When its too cold to play, its time to tinker. Start asking friends for their home addresses so wifey stops asking “Whats in this box?”