Club Pro Guy

[Kenny Lee Puckett]

well, you gotta remember I've had 6 former students win net Club Championships, ok? and I've got 2 guys right now, if I gettem' in the right flight, might win this year or maybe next.

 

7-4-7 Swing Thought system.

[Christosterone]

“Last year on Black Friday we had a blowout day...

We had alien wedges with custom grinds”

 

“I missed the cut the next week..

I added in 3 new swing thoughts, all about my right elbow...”

 

“I like to keep things liquid, you know...

I keep $200 set aside for an emergency...

In case a college game jumps out at me I’ve got that $200 liquid...

Plus my moms diabetic so that’s good...

Her nest egg in the high 4 digits so I’ve got that to look forward to...”

 

-Chris

[Poor Posture]

The whole thing is quotable, it's a masterpiece

[straightshot7]

When you stop double hitting chips, I'll start talking to you about smash factors!

 

That's true though...

[KYMAR]

It`s (dating) is a totally different world now. I remember when i used to be able to walk into a cantina, or even a chili`s here state side, in nothing but a cutter and buck mock neck and my dexter teaching shoes and have myself the pick of the litter. Now though, everything is online. And even though I`m old school (still have dial up at my condo) i have a few memberships. Zoosk, Blender (?) I have a platinum membership to christian mingle, OK cupid, Plenty-o-fish, farmers only ......our time, uh, Be naughty. I actually have a provisional membership to black people meet which I'm thinking about dropping. I like to start with quanity over quality you know? I log on tinder and just swipe right, swipe right, swipe right right, right, right ya know it's just...to me it's like golf. You might make 50 bad swings before you catch one flush

 

 

 

If i had to pick one (career low point) I'd probably say the 94 Tecate cup, which is like our tours version of the Ryder cup, We'd play Guatemala every 2 years. And we had a really good team and were favored to win, but for me personally it was a disaster. Not only did I go 0-5-0 in my matches, i came to find out that my wife slept with 3 of my teammates and 2 players from the Guatemalan side during the matches. So that was a low point

[Rory4Pres]

I was laughing so hard I almost started cringing. This guy has to do another episode!

[mac4pres]

I'm going to have to start keeping track of my strokes saved punching out to see how I stack up against a former touring pro.

[drewtaylor21]

This may be the most delicious twitter exchange I've ever seen :rofl:

 

 

[mgholda]

Aside from single moms, there’s nothing more important to me than juniors and teaching them life skills like how to calculate a nassau or manipulating the GHIN system...

[sheldonjhacker]

"He was like a poor man's Jack Grout, or Cameron McCormick...or a Jerry Sandusky !!!!!" HILARIOUS !!!

[sheldonjhacker]

"aside from single moms, there's nothing more important to me than juniors." "I still have dial-up in my condo"...."be naughty" dating website". online dating: "I like to start with quantity over quality". "Social media makes it so easy...you look at guys like Fowler, JT, Koepka, Karrie Webb...I mean these players have no problem scoring with the ladies" "I wasn't profiled by Rich Lerner...I wasn't on Feherty" :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

[Hateto3Putt]

Lol

[Golfjack]

LOL this guy must have so much awesomeness going on in his brain.

[Golfingfanatic]

Had to watch it again after seeing this thread. Brilliant stuff!

[huskerguy18]

"aside from single moms, there's nothing more important to me than juniors." "I still have dial-up in my condo"...."be naughty" dating website". online dating: "I like to start with quantity over quality". "Social media makes it so easy...you look at guys like Fowler, JT, Koepka, Karrie Webb...I mean these players have no problem scoring with the ladies" "I wasn't profiled by Rich Lerner...I wasn't on Feherty" :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

Come to think of it they should bring him on Feherty, disguise his voice and only show a shadow. It could be great

[Go_Blue!]

Pure gold. All of it.

[wcbjr]

John Goodman must be a hell of a golfer.

[Hifade]

Black Friday, door buster special........Alien wedges with special grinds......."we sold 2."

[jackbauer]

So many moments to choose from, but what killed me was:

 

"On the celebrity side, you know, I played with Erik Estrada. Uh, I played with Mario Lopez back when Saved by the Bell was at its peak."

 

I was born in the early 80s so those shows are among my all-time favorites. I used to make my mom tape CHiPs reruns so I could watch when I got home from preschool.

[drewtaylor21]

This may be the most delicious twitter exchange I've ever seen :rofl:

 

 

 

Callaway Golf swooping in for the win!! I love this so much

 

 

 

[CMCSGolf]

More great stuff from the clubproguy:

 

https://art19.com/shows/golf-channel-podcast/episodes/a9eab6fa-aa10-4e1f-bddd-0012e560d258

[mgholda]

Here is the one key endorsement CPG is missing.

[br61]

My club pro is pretty sure he knows who he is but we're gonna leave it as it is. He did say that he's really a funny dude. And a very good golfer.

[The Mad Bomber]

The part about signing a deal with US Kids golf and not reading the fine print where he has to play their equipment...holy sh!t, I lost it!

 

"I played the better part of two seasons with a 35" driver..."

[fox88gt]

"I just swapped TI Bubble shafts into my woods"

 

Pure gold!!!

 

Makes me want to subscribe to Mexican Mini Tour Monthly.

[TerpFangolfer]

As everyone has said, so much gold in there...have played for numerous buddies, and cracking up every time.

 

A couple of more that I didn't see posted here (don't have the direct quotes) - the one where he's improving his game by getting more gimmes...lol, he stares them down, that and "quick raking"

 

And how he's in it for the $$$..."I heard from a buddy that Michael Breed made 90k last year...but I'd have to see a W2 to believe it" :D

[OBbogey5]

Aimed way right, and played a cut.

[p3ga]

"I honestly believe that if Ledbetter didn't have an Australian accent, he'd be giving lessons at a Golf Galaxy in Jacksonville" (36:10)

 

Dilly-Dilly

[Birdie Mac]

I'll look a competitor right in the eye and ask him, "Do you need to see that?"

 

This is money. Thanks for the laugh. Much needed.

[OutBackHack]

My club pro is pretty sure he knows who he is but we're gonna leave it as it is. He did say that he's really a funny dude. And a very good golfer.

 

Thanks for the insight.