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“Last year on Black Friday we had a blowout day...

We had alien wedges with custom grinds”

 

“I missed the cut the next week..

I added in 3 new swing thoughts, all about my right elbow...”

 

“I like to keep things liquid, you know...

I keep $200 set aside for an emergency...

In case a college game jumps out at me I’ve got that $200 liquid...

Plus my moms diabetic so that’s good...

Her nest egg in the high 4 digits so I’ve got that to look forward to...”

 

-Chris

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It`s (dating) is a totally different world now. I remember when i used to be able to walk into a cantina, or even a chili`s here state side, in nothing but a cutter and buck mock neck and my dexter teaching shoes and have myself the pick of the litter. Now though, everything is online. And even though I`m old school (still have dial up at my condo) i have a few memberships. Zoosk, Blender (?) I have a platinum membership to christian mingle, OK cupid, Plenty-o-fish, farmers only ......our time, uh, Be naughty. I actually have a provisional membership to black people meet which I'm thinking about dropping. I like to start with quanity over quality you know? I log on tinder and just swipe right, swipe right, swipe right right, right, right ya know it's just...to me it's like golf. You might make 50 bad swings before you catch one flush

 

 

 

If i had to pick one (career low point) I'd probably say the 94 Tecate cup, which is like our tours version of the Ryder cup, We'd play Guatemala every 2 years. And we had a really good team and were favored to win, but for me personally it was a disaster. Not only did I go 0-5-0 in my matches, i came to find out that my wife slept with 3 of my teammates and 2 players from the Guatemalan side during the matches. So that was a low point

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  • 2 months later...

This may be the most delicious twitter exchange I've ever seen :rofl:

 

 

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TaylorMade RSi TP 4-9i (KBS Tour S)
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Aside from single moms, there’s nothing more important to me than juniors and teaching them life skills like how to calculate a nassau or manipulating the GHIN system...

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"aside from single moms, there's nothing more important to me than juniors." "I still have dial-up in my condo"...."be naughty" dating website". online dating: "I like to start with quantity over quality". "Social media makes it so easy...you look at guys like Fowler, JT, Koepka, Karrie Webb...I mean these players have no problem scoring with the ladies" "I wasn't profiled by Rich Lerner...I wasn't on Feherty" :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

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LOL this guy must have so much awesomeness going on in his brain.

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"aside from single moms, there's nothing more important to me than juniors." "I still have dial-up in my condo"...."be naughty" dating website". online dating: "I like to start with quantity over quality". "Social media makes it so easy...you look at guys like Fowler, JT, Koepka, Karrie Webb...I mean these players have no problem scoring with the ladies" "I wasn't profiled by Rich Lerner...I wasn't on Feherty" :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

Come to think of it they should bring him on Feherty, disguise his voice and only show a shadow. It could be great

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Black Friday, door buster special........Alien wedges with special grinds......."we sold 2."

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PING G410 17* & 19* - MITZ TENSEI BLUE X & EF BLACK X
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ODYSSEY STROKE LAB EXO 7S - CUSTOM

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So many moments to choose from, but what killed me was:

 

"On the celebrity side, you know, I played with Erik Estrada. Uh, I played with Mario Lopez back when Saved by the Bell was at its peak."

 

I was born in the early 80s so those shows are among my all-time favorites. I used to make my mom tape CHiPs reruns so I could watch when I got home from preschool.

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Ping G425 (19) Mitsubishi TENSEI CK Pro Orange Hybrid 80 S

Mizuno MP-53 (4-PW, 22-46) Nippon Pro Modus 3 Tour 120 S

Titleist Vokey SM9 (50.12 F, 54.10 S @ 55, 60.10 S) Nippon Pro Modus 3 Tour 120 S

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This may be the most delicious twitter exchange I've ever seen :rofl:

 

 

 

Callaway Golf swooping in for the win!! I love this so much

 

 

 

Callaway Great Big Bertha 9* (Rogue Rip i/O 60x)
2016 M1 3HL (Aldila Rogue Silver 70x)
TaylorMade p790 3i (KBS Tour S)
TaylorMade RSi TP 4-9i (KBS Tour S)
Mizuno T7 Blue Ion 46-50-54-58 (S300)
Spider Tour Platinum 35"
TP5x

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Here is the one key endorsement CPG is missing.

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Titleist TS3 8.5 HZDRUS 60 6.5
Titleist TS3 15 HZDRUS 70 6.5
Titleist 818H2 19 Aldila Phenom HYB 85 S
Callaway X-Forged 18 UT 21 KBS $Taper 120 S
Callaway X-Forged 18 4-PW KBS $Taper 120 S
Callaway Mack Daddy 4 52/10 S Grind and 58/8 C Grind KBS $Taper 120 S
Scotty Cameron Futura X 35"
Titleist Pro V1x

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My club pro is pretty sure he knows who he is but we're gonna leave it as it is. He did say that he's really a funny dude. And a very good golfer.

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TSR2 10* Ventus Blue Velocore 6-S

Callaway Paradym TD 15* & AI Smoke TD 7 wood

Callaway Paradym 5-AW AMT Black S300

SM9 52* & 58*

Odyssey DART 47"

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The part about signing a deal with US Kids golf and not reading the fine print where he has to play their equipment...holy sh!t, I lost it!

 

"I played the better part of two seasons with a 35" driver..."

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Titleist TSi3 15º - LAGP TourAxs Blue 
PING iCrossover 3i - PING Tour Chrome 2.0 
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Mizuno T22  52º, 56º, 60º C-Taper

Scotty Special Select Newport 2 
Titleist Left Dash -ProV1x

 

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As everyone has said, so much gold in there...have played for numerous buddies, and cracking up every time.

 

A couple of more that I didn't see posted here (don't have the direct quotes) - the one where he's improving his game by getting more gimmes...lol, he stares them down, that and "quick raking"

 

And how he's in it for the $$$..."I heard from a buddy that Michael Breed made 90k last year...but I'd have to see a W2 to believe it" :D

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TM Rbz Stage2 3w (15) & 3 hyb (19)
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"I honestly believe that if Ledbetter didn't have an Australian accent, he'd be giving lessons at a Golf Galaxy in Jacksonville" (36:10)

 

Dilly-Dilly

Phil

I saw Brandel Chamblee drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect

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