Koepka and DJ Swagger

[Cinnamon Kid]

Forget the majors even. If I was knockin down Paulina and hangin with the great one every weekend, I'd have so much swagger I'd have to hoverboard around the course.

[bscinstnct]

2 guys, 61 years between them

 

2 majors between them.

 

2 (two)

 

Guess benching 185lbs on a smith machine gives you the right to swagger these days on the pga tour.

 

Meantime,

 

 

 

; )

 

[EKELLY]

If you've never hung out with any PGA Tour players, maybe you don't know! They ALL have an aura of swagger, some a high level of arrogance, as any successful professional athlete has a certain level. Some of them just can't help it, others exaggerate it. Trust me, they're all decent when the camera is on, some are total tools when no camera is in sight.....lol

[GoTime]

Kind of gets on my nerves. Looks like they both walk with an obvious swagger on purpose, like, "I'm a cool golfer". I know these two hang out together. They must practice their walks in front of each other.

 

If I had the time to practice enough, I'd get them on the course and feed them both a serving of humble pie.

 

Says the guy who puts his rank as his internet forum avatar/picture? Cmon bro!

[rawdog]

It's almost like they're good at golf and enjoying themselves... holy s***.

 

Grow a bigger dick if you're worried.

[Dr. Block]

They both strut by design, that much is obvious to anyone with half a brain. Gary Woodland probably has them both beat though.

 

Maybe its because they wear pants so tight we can see the expression on the head of their pe*is.

 

Y'all are weird

They both strut by design, that much is obvious to anyone with half a brain. Gary Woodland probably has them both beat though.

 

Maybe its because they wear pants so tight we can see the expression on the head of their pe*is.

 

Y'all are weird

 

Not all of us Kuro, just Dr. Block.

 

Comedy. You throw a bunch of $hit at the wall and hope something sticks. Although, to be fair, I borrowed that bit from stand up comedian Louie Katz. I believe in its proper context it was used to describe a vegan hipster. Quite a bit tighter pants

[Conrad1953]

 

Y'all are weird

They both strut by design, that much is obvious to anyone with half a brain. Gary Woodland probably has them both beat though.

 

Maybe its because they wear pants so tight we can see the expression on the head of their pe*is.

 

Y'all are weird

 

Not all of us Kuro, just Dr. Block.

 

Comedy. You throw a bunch of $hit at the wall and hope something sticks. Although, to be fair, I borrowed that bit from stand up comedian Louie Katz. I believe in its proper context it was used to describe a vegan hipster. Quite a bit tighter pants

 

Vegan hipsters deserve it. :D

[fredstar]

I'd walk like that too if I was "built like a linebacker".

[bscinstnct]

 

 

 

Comedy. You throw a bunch of $hit at the wall and hope something sticks. Although, to be fair, I borrowed that bit from stand up comedian Louie Katz. I believe in its proper context it was used to describe a vegan hipster. Quite a bit tighter pants

 

Hal Roach: I went to Macy's, to the men's department. And I said, "Can you show me the cheapest suit in the store?" And he said, "You're wearing it."

[jonsnow]

 

Comedy. You throw a bunch of $hit at the wall and hope something sticks. Although, to be fair, I borrowed that bit from stand up comedian Louie Katz. I believe in its proper context it was used to describe a vegan hipster. Quite a bit tighter pants

 

Vegan hipsters deserve it. :D

 

Vegan hipsters are redundant

[Hit em good]

It's almost like they're good at golf and enjoying themselves... holy s***.

 

Grow a bigger dick if you're worried.

 

Hey, you don't know anything about the size of my weenie!

[Ferguson]

Comedy. You throw a bunch of $hit at the wall and hope something sticks. Although, to be fair, I borrowed that bit from stand up comedian Louie Katz. I believe in its proper context it was used to describe a vegan hipster. Quite a bit tighter pants

 

Vegan hipsters deserve it. :D

 

Vegan hipsters are redundant

 

Vegan hipsters smell of boiled cabbage.

[nix]

I find koepka and DJ to be the most boring golfers on tour right now.

[handicap122003]

Why not show MORE Dustin. Power. Second on the world. Beautiful wife. Instead I see fat Phil and +2 Speith. Horrible network broadcast.

[BottleCap]

Anyone read that article about these two in Golf Magazine by Shipnuck?

 

It was weird, like their in a romantic relationship on the down low. I couldn't finish it.

[s1mZ]

Before this thread gets locked...let me add I absolutely love the swag!

 

DJ especially. Smash 350 yard drive...win a major..kiss your hot wife..You have to switch on the swag!

Bossy

[golfortennis]

Anyone read that article about these two in Golf Magazine by Shipnuck?

 

It was weird, like their in a romantic relationship on the down low. I couldn't finish it.

 

I can finish it for you. Brooks prepares the bubble bath while DJ lights the candles.... oops, wrong story.

[Ferguson]

Anyone read that article about these two in Golf Magazine by Shipnuck?

 

It was weird, like their in a romantic relationship on the down low. I couldn't finish it.

 

I can finish it for you. Brooks prepares the bubble bath while DJ lights the candles.... oops, wrong story.

 

 

They make the perfect mouple.

[Conrad1953]

Getting kinky in here

[Petunia Sprinkle]

Just a couple of linebackers with tour sause.

 

Except they weigh the same as punters haha

 

The only professional golfer built like a linebacker is Ariya Jutanugarn.

[Hankshank]

Ariya the Linebacker... :)

 

So ”swagger” is the word in americano... DJ the camel, Koepka the rubber man and Rose the pendulum

[larciel]

With shot like that, DJ can do any sH*t and it'll be looked as cool

[Hit em good]

OP here.

 

Yesterday's hole out on 18, is a perfect example. He holes out, doesn't even smile at first, no jumping, or other outward expression. Just starts the swagger walk, like he's walking with a 10 pound nut sack.

 

Sheesh.

[c7015]

OP here.

 

Yesterday's hole out on 18, is a perfect example. He holes out, doesn't even smile at first, no jumping, or other outward expression. Just starts the swagger walk, like he's walking with a 10 pound nut sack.

 

Sheesh.

 

that's just how to perfectly execute swag

 

 

but for real he even said he was not sure if it went in a first ...

[Potatohead]

OP here.

 

Yesterday's hole out on 18, is a perfect example. He holes out, doesn't even smile at first, no jumping, or other outward expression. Just starts the swagger walk, like he's walking with a 10 pound nut sack.

 

Sheesh.

 

Yeah yeah and if he had celebrated and jumped around like a buffoon, people would say he was being disrespectful to his playing partner. Can't win I guess.

[Rangeballz]

Wow, this thread, which admittedly had questionable value to start with, went downhill very quickly......

[RangerV]

If strutting down the fairway after a walkoff eagle to make a million + is unacceptable it’s a good thing I’ll never be on tv.... shirt off in the nearest bar tent doing shots until I can’t see if my scorecard says 67 or 87

[Lagavulin62]

OP here.

 

Yesterday's hole out on 18, is a perfect example. He holes out, doesn't even smile at first, no jumping, or other outward expression. Just starts the swagger walk, like he's walking with a 10 pound nut sack.

 

Sheesh.

 

 

The whole point of a swagger is to somehow show that what they do is just so routine it’s no longer of interest to them. Well obviously that is nothing but bs and anyone who carries on that way is purely a fool. So you really need to get over it and understand what it really says about that person. It’s DJ. What in heck do you expect? He is not you and that you can be proud of. I did not see it but I watched earlier and I don’t even give it much thought, neither shoukd anyone else.

[randywildman]

Welcome to golf and guy's who look and act like athlete's. I doubt they are going away, get used to it.

[andrieddle]

If I had the time to practice enough, I'd get them on the course and feed them both a serving of humble pie.

 

 

Let the man dream big, come on now guys, can't knock it like that :swoon: