Strategies for dealing with swamp a***?

[jonsnow]

Sorry to be so blunt, but with the heat & humidity this summer (& me being rather full figured) I'm sweating like a horse that's been rode hard & put up wet. What are some ways to minimize this? Baby powder? Wear dark shorts? Thanks...

[cpeck]

white shorts or pants. under armour has great material that you cant see through. ethika briefs. the longer ones are what i have been using. played yesterday it was 95 and every bit of 100% humidity. felt better in the bottom end than the top. and i wore pants(white) .

 

good luck. im also no where near a slim man.

[jrsharp21]

Gold Bond spray!

[Sanders74]

Ok seems odd but take your under arm deodorant and strip the insides of your thighs where you have issues. It works no more swamp a** guaranteed!

[terrell75]

High quality compression shorts, the moisture wicking kind.

[randyfitz]

High quality compression shorts, the moisture wicking kind.

 

Under armour boxer jock is my go to. Can’t imagine playing golf in cotton again.

[mallrat]

Gold Bond powder, air conditioning for your under carriage.

[Benzo]

2undr

[HoosierHacker89]

Chassis powder. the best in the business.

[fsusp]

https://www.buttpaste.com

 

Seriously. I kid you not. A little goes a long way.

 

 

[Dustin_J]

Anti Monkey Butt is worth a shot. A lot of motorcycle guys swear by it for those hot, humid days.

 

https://www.amazon.com/Anti-Monkey-Butt-Anti-Friction-Calamine/dp/B016ZYIC8Q/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_121_bs_lp_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=F39DV3BMTHT4GHPMC024

[LansingMI]

Good old fashion regular Baby Powder.

 

 

 

[nsxguy]

Sorry to be so blunt, but with the heat & humidity this summer (& me being rather full figured) I'm sweating like a horse that's been rode hard & put up wet. What are some ways to minimize this? Baby powder? Wear dark shorts? Thanks...

 

For some 30 years, after my clubs, balls and tees (and now rangefinder) the next most important item in my bag is this.

 

 

 

 

Guys I've played with everywhere have had a chuckle 1 or 2 times a round when I take it out, pull back my shorts a little bit and give the canister a couple of squeezes. Every so often one of them would ask to borrow it - not very often butt,,,,,,,,,,

 

And in the end, while I get razzed about it here and there, *I* am the one who's NOT complaining about my "razz" after the round. :D

[Uberzz]

https://www.buttpaste.com

 

Seriously. I kid you not. A little goes a long way.

 

I am going to try this. Thanks for suggestion!

[mcc0819]

Baby powder and compression shorts/performance briefs. Miracle combo

[sheppy335]

I guess i am lucky. I wear moisture wicking undies and the nice light weight golf shorts and never have an issue.

[j.b.newton]

Sitting in a cart is SA's best friend... The days I walk, mine is much better than the days I ride.

[birdie_hunter]

I guess i am lucky. I wear moisture wicking undies and the nice light weight golf shorts and never have an issue.

 

I am a heavy weight and don’t have issues with swamp a**. Moisture wicking undies and cool shorts are the trick.

[Cwing]

Anti perspiratent. Cheap brands work fine.

[Mtngolfer1]

<<< This Antiperspirant is the ticket. Right-guard aerosol spray works wonders. along with the moisture wicking boxer briefs = no worries.

[Smooth spin scott]

Baby Powder, gold bond, Saxx underwear are all great....but do you want the real truth? ready? Nair...Yes Nair for Men depilatory cream. The hair down there soaks up the sweat, add friction = Chaffing.

 

Summer time comes, sack, bunghole you name it, hair gone, little gold bond and voila :)

[Phireside]

Baby Powder, gold bond, Saxx underwear are all great....but do you want the real truth? ready? Nair...Yes Nair for Men depilatory cream. The hair down there soaks up the sweat, add friction = Chaffing.

 

Summer time comes, sack, bunghole you name it, hair gone, little gold bond and voila. Wife loves it as well :)

 

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[Always_rough]

Baby Powder, gold bond, Saxx underwear are all great....but do you want the real truth? ready? Nair...Yes Nair for Men depilatory cream. The hair down there soaks up the sweat, add friction = Chaffing.

 

Summer time comes, sack, bunghole you name it, hair gone, little gold bond and voila. Wife loves it as well :)

 

What in tarnation did I just read?

[dam276]

I started rocking these a few years back and they’re the only shorts I’ll wear playing in FL summers:

 

www.birddogs.com

 

The ones marked Oxford or Khaki have belt loops but my club is lax about shirts being tucked so I’m sans belt as often as possible.

[jonsnow]

Baby Powder, gold bond, Saxx underwear are all great....but do you want the real truth? ready? Nair...Yes Nair for Men depilatory cream. The hair down there soaks up the sweat, add friction = Chaffing.

 

Summer time comes, sack, bunghole you name it, hair gone, little gold bond and voila. Wife loves it as well :)

 

What in tarnation did I just read?

 

"I feel sullied and unusual."

--Captain Jack Sparrow

[Kenny Lee Puckett]

Baby Powder, gold bond, Saxx underwear are all great....but do you want the real truth? ready? Nair...Yes Nair for Men depilatory cream. The hair down there soaks up the sweat, add friction = Chaffing.

 

Summer time comes, sack, bunghole you name it, hair gone, little gold bond and voila. Wife loves it as well :)

[BostonWRX]

Black UA or Nike golf shorts. No one can ever tell atleast

[cma8516]

https://www.buttpaste.com

 

Seriously. I kid you not. A little goes a long way.

 

I'll echo this one! Buttpaste or Triple Paste (http://www.triplepaste.com/)

 

Randomly tried it once after my kids were born and it worked wonders!

[Pepperturbo]

Yesterday, when I saw the title of this thread all I could do was shake my head and think... Later I was at the Dr's office and on the receptionist's desk was a promo for Baby Butt Paste.

[jonsnow]

Yesterday, when I saw the title of this thread all I could do was shake my head and think... Later I was at the Dr's office and on the receptionist's desk was a promo for Baby Butt Paste.

 

I know, bad enough to start out discussing excessive sweat in my unmentionables, then we segued into chapped orifices & ended up with hair removal. Another teachable moment....