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Soak your balls in pickle juice the night before you play.

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Baby Powder, gold bond, Saxx underwear are all great....but do you want the real truth? ready? Nair...Yes Nair for Men depilatory cream. The hair down there soaks up the sweat, add friction = Chaffing.

 

Summer time comes, sack, bunghole you name it, hair gone, little gold bond and voila :)

 

If you're confused regarding my post above, I'd recommend not putting Nair on before your round lol. Removing all the hair down there however way you want to do it, is the point of this post...i can't believe I had to even explain this haha. Its called manscapping gentlemen and prevents chaffing in the summer.

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Baby Powder, gold bond, Saxx underwear are all great....but do you want the real truth? ready? Nair...Yes Nair for Men depilatory cream. The hair down there soaks up the sweat, add friction = Chaffing.

 

Summer time comes, sack, bunghole you name it, hair gone, little gold bond and voila :)

 

If you're confused regarding my post above, I'd recommend not putting Nair on before your round lol. Removing all the hair down there however way you want to do it, is the point of this post...i can't believe I had to even explain this haha. Its called manscapping gentlemen and prevents chaffing in the summer.

 

It may be appropriate to change you're WRX name to 'Smooth scott'.

 

I'm adding 'manscapping' to my lexicon. Right up there with 'douchenozzle'.

 

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Straight from tour players, and trust me several have confirmed. Buy a cheap solid deodorant (nothing special and NOT gel) and swipe it on the inside of your legs, crack and everywhere else after you dry off from the shower. Follow up by wearing 2UNDR or the like. I personally ditched my UA Boxerjocks because they are way too restrictive and tight as compared to 2UNDR.

 

Gold Bond must be applied early and well before you play. Sweat makes it burn so DO NOT apply after you've got the swampies. Baby powder will not burn. Also Gold Bold does make a "anti-chaff" stick that looks like deodorant.

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ON a more serious note than soaking your balls in pickle juice....if you've never tried them, spend $12 at target and buy a Pair of 'Pair of Thieves' SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs. They come in all black or in funky designs...I've found the black aren't as comfortable or as cooling as the designed ones. No idea why that would be the case, but I threw away every pair of underwear I owned, including UA BoxerJocks and I have 10 pair of these things. They're easily the most comfortable I've ever owned. They don't ride up, they're super stretchy, super thin, and have a cool-to-the-touch feel.

 

Pair of Thieves SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs

 

I prefer the longer version that stay further down my leg, but if you're not down with that, they have a shorter version too. 3 pack for $23 linked below. Just be sure you get the SuperFit and not the SuperSoft. The SS is more like traditional cotton boxers. SuperFit is more like sex.

 

3 for $22.99

 

You're welcome.

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ON a more serious note than soaking your balls in pickle juice....if you've never tried them, spend $12 at target and buy a Pair of 'Pair of Thieves' SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs. They come in all black or in funky designs...I've found the black aren't as comfortable or as cooling as the designed ones. No idea why that would be the case, but I threw away every pair of underwear I owned, including UA BoxerJocks and I have 10 pair of these things. They're easily the most comfortable I've ever owned. They don't ride up, they're super stretchy, super thin, and have a cool-to-the-touch feel.

 

Pair of Thieves SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs

 

I prefer the longer version that stay further down my leg, but if you're not down with that, they have a shorter version too. 3 pack for $23 linked below. Just be sure you get the SuperFit and not the SuperSoft. The SS is more like traditional cotton boxers. SuperFit is more like sex.

 

3 for $22.99

 

You're welcome.

 

I like the sound of this. Does Target sell pickle juice, too? Shaping up to be a wild evening...

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After trying many combos over the years, I settled on roll-on antiperspirant and ex officio give-n-go boxer briefs. I've tried many brands including Under Armour and they all have a nasty sweat smell to them after the round and suck the life out of the jewels. Ex Officio is the only one that doesn't smell at all and are extremely comfortable. YMMV

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ON a more serious note than soaking your balls in pickle juice....if you've never tried them, spend $12 at target and buy a Pair of 'Pair of Thieves' SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs. They come in all black or in funky designs...I've found the black aren't as comfortable or as cooling as the designed ones. No idea why that would be the case, but I threw away every pair of underwear I owned, including UA BoxerJocks and I have 10 pair of these things. They're easily the most comfortable I've ever owned. They don't ride up, they're super stretchy, super thin, and have a cool-to-the-touch feel.

 

Pair of Thieves SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs

 

I prefer the longer version that stay further down my leg, but if you're not down with that, they have a shorter version too. 3 pack for $23 linked below. Just be sure you get the SuperFit and not the SuperSoft. The SS is more like traditional cotton boxers. SuperFit is more like sex.

 

3 for $22.99

 

You're welcome.

 

I like the sound of this. Does Target sell pickle juice, too? Shaping up to be a wild evening...

 

If you get a chance, check out their undershirts too. Incredible. I can confirm target does sell pickle juice. You'll have to eat the pickles that are in the juice first, however.

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ON a more serious note than soaking your balls in pickle juice....if you've never tried them, spend $12 at target and buy a Pair of 'Pair of Thieves' SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs. They come in all black or in funky designs...I've found the black aren't as comfortable or as cooling as the designed ones. No idea why that would be the case, but I threw away every pair of underwear I owned, including UA BoxerJocks and I have 10 pair of these things. They're easily the most comfortable I've ever owned. They don't ride up, they're super stretchy, super thin, and have a cool-to-the-touch feel.

 

Pair of Thieves SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs

 

I prefer the longer version that stay further down my leg, but if you're not down with that, they have a shorter version too. 3 pack for $23 linked below. Just be sure you get the SuperFit and not the SuperSoft. The SS is more like traditional cotton boxers. SuperFit is more like sex.

 

3 for $22.99

 

You're welcome.

 

I like the sound of this. Does Target sell pickle juice, too? Shaping up to be a wild evening...

 

If you get a chance, check out their undershirts too. Incredible. I can confirm target does sell pickle juice. You'll have to eat the pickles that are in the juice first, however.

 

Ohhhhh, you're suppose to eat the pickles. I've been doing it wrong the whole time! :taunt:

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ON a more serious note than soaking your balls in pickle juice....if you've never tried them, spend $12 at target and buy a Pair of 'Pair of Thieves' SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs. They come in all black or in funky designs...I've found the black aren't as comfortable or as cooling as the designed ones. No idea why that would be the case, but I threw away every pair of underwear I owned, including UA BoxerJocks and I have 10 pair of these things. They're easily the most comfortable I've ever owned. They don't ride up, they're super stretchy, super thin, and have a cool-to-the-touch feel.

 

Pair of Thieves SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs

 

I prefer the longer version that stay further down my leg, but if you're not down with that, they have a shorter version too. 3 pack for $23 linked below. Just be sure you get the SuperFit and not the SuperSoft. The SS is more like traditional cotton boxers. SuperFit is more like sex.

 

3 for $22.99

 

You're welcome.

 

I like the sound of this. Does Target sell pickle juice, too? Shaping up to be a wild evening...

 

If you get a chance, check out their undershirts too. Incredible. I can confirm target does sell pickle juice. You'll have to eat the pickles that are in the juice first, however.

 

Ohhhhh, you're suppose to eat the pickles. I've been doing it wrong the whole time! :taunt:

 

I thought they were suppositories!

 

This thread has gone downhill fast, hasn't it?

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I second the Pair of Thieves from Target... I stock up on them when they hit clearance...

 

Also the Gold Bond stick works wonders

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Soak your balls in pickle juice the night before you play.

 

I already do this just because I like it. Does it help with swamp a** too?

 

I pray no one ever tells me this during play. :lol:

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ON a more serious note than soaking your balls in pickle juice....if you've never tried them, spend $12 at target and buy a Pair of 'Pair of Thieves' SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs. They come in all black or in funky designs...I've found the black aren't as comfortable or as cooling as the designed ones. No idea why that would be the case, but I threw away every pair of underwear I owned, including UA BoxerJocks and I have 10 pair of these things. They're easily the most comfortable I've ever owned. They don't ride up, they're super stretchy, super thin, and have a cool-to-the-touch feel.

 

Pair of Thieves SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs

 

I prefer the longer version that stay further down my leg, but if you're not down with that, they have a shorter version too. 3 pack for $23 linked below. Just be sure you get the SuperFit and not the SuperSoft. The SS is more like traditional cotton boxers. SuperFit is more like sex.

 

3 for $22.99

 

You're welcome.

 

Took your advice. Thank you so much. These things are awesome. Sent the wife and she grabbed a pair of the long and a pair of the regular length as well.

 

These things are worth three times what they cost.

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