One sentence to describe golf.

[Barfolomew]

Playing golf reveals your true character

[Reidman]

The hardest thing you'll ever love to do.

[8thehardway]

Golf - imagine The Nutcracker performed by a kindergarten ballet class where no one does their homework and everyone thinks they're a star and you'll have the gist of it.

[DLYskes1976]

As I usually say at least once per round...

 

Who the f*** created this game.....

 

Or I will say, I'd like to throat punch the person who thought of this game

 

Or if I am calm, i will say, it's basically 4 hours of you looking like a damn fool, trying to hit a little white ball straight and then getting it into a 4 inch hole....

[disco111]

The TRUE essence of golf.............spelled backwards is flog................something they did on board ships way back when......... :crazy:

[Carl Spackler3]

Me vs. me

[mcputter]

Geometrically Oriented Linear Farce

[Kaysquare]

Golf is incredibly simple and endlessly complicated.

[MIgolfer]

Catch 22

[BabyCarrot]

Take this stick, and hit that ball, HARD! Okay not that hard.

[Hjosh7_]

Using these implements, put this ball in that hole way over yonder, count how many hits and judge the successfulness of the task by an arbitrary number determined by the distance from here to “over yonder”.

[thug the bunny]

A beautiful but psychopathic mistress

[smeal818]

Fleeting.

[Naptime]

Golf spelled backwards is flog.

[NoTalentLefty]

Golf is a nice relaxing way to get really frustrated and super disappointed in yourself.

 

(Not my quote but it works)

 

Doc Putz wins.

[r0scoe]

Being an amateur golfer is like having battered-woman syndrome

[platgof]

A place to take out life's frustrations and never know when.

[Hateto3Putt]

It’s a whole bird, stuffed with ham, topped with Gorgonzola.

[FourTops]

A sport whereby emotions, success / failure, jubilation and despair, takes place over the course of 5 hours, yet in those 5 hours, replicates a lifetime of trials and tribulations.

[bunta]

Someone once asked me why i play golf.

 

i said because i dont hate myself enough.

[bunta]

Golf and sex are two things you can enjoy without being any good at them.

[Neurotica]

Hit ball, find ball, hit ball again.

[harolease]

 

For me golf is made up of two games. One is to tee it up and hit it long and straight

The other is to get the ball into the hole once we are on and around the green.

[wrmiller]

Golf: A game that is always new, regardless of how many times you have played.

[Ferguson]

Although nothing is known about the early game’s favorite venues on the European continent, golf began from a somewhat obscure antiquity and attained worldwide popularity, especially in the 20th century with a starting point that is difficult to ascertain, although evidence now suggests that early forms of golf, a cross-country game in which a player strikes a small ball with various clubs from a series of starting points (teeing grounds) into a series of holes on a course where the player who holes his ball in the fewest strokes wins, were played in the Netherlands first and then in Scotland.

[foxy222]

The better you are, the less you get to play