Club Pro Guy

[Walter]

Hahahahahaha hilarious ???

 

Hahahahahaha hilarious ???

[ClintDagger]

Oh my god. I just tried listening to this at work and I was laughing so hard and uncontrollably that I had to shut it off 6 minutes in. Even with my office door closed there’s no way people wouldn’t be able to tell I was losing it. That is as funny as it gets; can’t wait to finish it.

[MilkyButterCuts]

Oh my god. I just tried listening to this at work and I was laughing so hard and uncontrollably that I had to shut it off 6 minutes in. Even with my office door closed there's no way people wouldn't be able to tell I was losing it. That is as funny as it gets; can't wait to finish it.

 

Didn't believe you... Made it to 15 mins and had to do the same lol holy s***.

[MilkyButterCuts]

“What’s the most hungover you’ve ever been”

[Duffner's Waggle]

This was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Incredible! Thanks for sharing!

[Duffner's Waggle]

Forget about the Oakmont-Pine triangular, lol

 

Great listen!!

 

Thanks for posting

 

My Best,

RP

 

There's my boy!! How you be, my friend?!

[Duffner's Waggle]

Someone please buy the "El Chapo's Taint" tee from his site. I'm dying laughin at his twitter feed. This guy is gold

[puttfordoux]

my 8 pars in a row streak back in '96....

[ClintDagger]

It’s so damn funny because there’s a kernel of truth to it. Some of the club pros I grew up with weren’t too far off from this guy.

[Forged4ever]

Forget about the Oakmont-Pine triangular, lol

 

Great listen!!

 

Thanks for posting

 

My Best,

RP

 

There's my boy!! How you be, my friend?!

Hangin Bro, hows the season?

 

I hope all Fairways & Greens with some putts thrown in?

 

Cheers?

RP

[slow_roll]

I love hits Twitter!

[halliedog]

"Your 88 you shot yesterday, it might impress your wife, it might impress the guys in your Wednesday night bible study, but it doesn't impress me. Short of the beverage cart girl giving you multiple inadvertent beaver shots, there's nothing you can tell me about your round that's gonna interest me, so just save your breath!"

[Cool Hand Luke]

Just saw on the main page that he has been invited to monday qualify for web.com event in KC....

 

http://www.golfwrx.com/523704/club-pro-guy-will-tee-it-up-in-a-web-comctour-event/

 

Maybe he can finally break his infamous par streak

 

hopefully someone gets some footage

 

kudos to Web.com for reaching out to him and having some fun with it

[Duffner's Waggle]

Just saw on the main page that he has been invited to monday qualify for web.com event in KC....

 

http://www.golfwrx.com/523704/club-pro-guy-will-tee-it-up-in-a-web-comctour-event/

 

Maybe he can finally break his infamous par streak

 

hopefully someone gets some footage

 

kudos to Web.com for reaching out to him and having some fun with it

 

Doing a great WITB on his twitter and IG today. Some "classics" in there..

[Simp]

That was hilarious

[mgholda]

Web.com players thoughts on CPG playing in the KC Monday shooter.

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/WebDotComTour/status/1022574422425829378/video/1

[jdl]

Just saw on the main page that he has been invited to monday qualify for web.com event in KC....

 

http://www.golfwrx.c...comctour-event/

 

Maybe he can finally break his infamous par streak

 

hopefully someone gets some footage

 

kudos to Web.com for reaching out to him and having some fun with it

 

DQ? Say it ain't so!

 

https://midwestpga.bluegolf.com/bluegolf/midwestpga18/event/midwestpga187/contest/1/leaderboard.htm

[Justmuckit]

[mocokid]

I blame the Miata, otherwise, would have carded a 86 easy...........

[lowheel]

I blame the Miata, otherwise, would have carded a 86 easy...........

 

I cant believe i saw the day when a blue golf site actually had a "clubproguy" in the leaderboard lol

[rafal]

Anyone who has spent some time in the golf business feels like they have worked with or have actually been this guy.

 

CPG is gold.

 

Not saying anything about the rest of the stuff but the Miata bit hit home a bit too closely....

[halliedog]

On Tiger's 10 hole par streak @ PGA Championship:

After learning of Tiger Wood's 10 hole par streak late yesterday, I deliberately chose to delay the release of an official response in order to let what had happened fully process. Although I am extremely disappointed, I understand that nothing lasts forever and records (no matter how seemingly untouchable) are meant to be broken. I congratulate Tiger and his family for this accomplishment and fully expect him to carry the mantle forward with the same grace and humility that I did.

That being said, there are a few nagging questions surrounding yesterday's events that remain. It is certainly not my intent to diminish what Tiger did, but after further reflection and review, this is starting to have the "feel" of a Roger Maris/Mark McGuire/Barry Bonds situation. Such as....

1. Is the PGA Championship a sanctioned event? I'm not saying it's not but I think the question needs to be asked.

2. Course modification. One of the "so called" pars Tiger made during his streak yesterday was on a hole originally designed to be a par 5 that had been converted to a par 4 solely for this championship. Meaning that a strong argument could be made that his par recorded on that hole should have in fact been a birdie, thus breaking the streak.

3. The curious case of hole #17. When is the last time we saw Tiger Woods 3-putt for par from 12 feet? I find it rather convenient that is exactly what happened yesterday on the par-5 (17th) as he was going for the (record breaking) 9th par in a row? If we suspect (as I do) that he intentionally 3-putted with the sole intent to break my record, does that put a stain on the accomplishment? I'll let others decide.

[j-rob]

This guy is gold time after time.

[halliedog]

#2 has to be the best, where he calls into the legitimacy of the "Tiger Streak", due to it being an actual Birdie since it normally plays as a par 5!

 

I want/need to win a contest where the grand prize is playing a 2 day pro-am with this guy (and it will only be 2 days, because of course we'll miss the cut, and it will be my fault because 1-I'm not worthy, 2-I have an established handicap, and 3-My wife isn't that SUPER HOT)

 

[KillerPenguin]

When does Tawny start her national tour?

[halliedog]

When does Tawny start her national tour?

 

I'm not sure, but I want to be there! Would be interesting to see if this is the Tawny that danced on the hood of a Whitesnake car back in the 80's!

[mgholda]

When does Tawny start her national tour?

 

I'm not sure, but I want to be there! Would be interesting to see if this is the Tawny that danced on the hood of a Whitesnake car back in the 80's!

Here’s some of her action...

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/Tawnydancer69/status/1024477998945370114/video/1

 

 

[jsanatx]

Oh my, nice visor.

[halliedog]

Someone please buy the "El Chapo's Taint" tee from his site. I'm dying laughin at his twitter feed. This guy is gold

 

I just finally bit the bullet and bought one. Got an order confirmation, and was promptly told:

 

 

Your order is confirmed

We've accepted your order, and we're getting it ready. Come back to this page for updates on your order status.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed I actually get this, and credit card isn't blown up. Is this a joke? Kind of weird that they offer no other order info other than "We've accepted your order", but kind of in CPG's style, so I guess I get what I deserve!

[halliedog]

Now its been 20 minutes since the order, and no email confirmation - getting nervous!