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  • Matt JMatt J  8735WRX Points: 337Members Posts: 8,735 Titanium Tees
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    This is a classic WRX thread where everyone posts and no one reads any of the posts.



    Hold in a second! Let me tell you about ME!



    I did enjoy writing mine. That's value.
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  • nfmotonfmoto  250WRX Points: 96Members Posts: 250 Greens
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    I'm the guy everyone likes playing with. I can get around a course alright, but even on my worst days I'm having a blast, shooting the s**t, and guzzling beers. I play faster than just about anyone I know, no practice swings, and you will never wait on me.



    I'll never understand complaining or getting mad on the golf course (unless it's your job). You could be sitting in the office ffs.
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  • Matt JMatt J  8735WRX Points: 337Members Posts: 8,735 Titanium Tees
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    I can't stand playing with guys that guzzle beers the whole round.
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  • tightmftightmf  58WRX Points: 45Members Posts: 58 Bunkers
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    Self-flaggelating range rat: muttering to myself self through two large buckets.

    The other regulars probably assume I'm mentally ill.
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    AB TP 9.5* / Diamana Blue 72 s
    AB TP 3HL / Kurokage Silver 70 s
    MP18 MMC FliHi 3 iron / C-Taper Lite S
    MP18 MMC 4 iron / PX 6.0
    MP18 MB 5-PW / PX 6.0
    S18 (50*, 54*) / DG wedge
    Vokey SM5 62 / Vokey stock shaft
    Ping Pal 5KS (bought new at Sportmart 25 years ago)
  • Matt JMatt J  8735WRX Points: 337Members Posts: 8,735 Titanium Tees
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    tightmf wrote:


    Self-flaggelating range rat: muttering to myself self through two large buckets.

    The other regulars probably assume I'm mentally ill.




    Hate it when I catch myself talking to myself at the range. Good one.
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  • ultrafl1ghtultrafl1ght MD/DC 146WRX Points: 62Members Posts: 146 Fairways
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    leftyDH04 wrote:


    This is a classic WRX thread where everyone posts and no one reads any of the posts.



    Hold in a second! Let me tell you about ME!



    I did enjoy writing mine. That's value.




    Haha...The WRX Kanye Move: "I'm gonna let you finish, but here's my reply first!"



    *Natural Transition* Shows up on the first tee dressed like I'm sponsored by Nike, plays like Charles Barkley (okay not that bad, but you get that idea).
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    Titleist 915D2
    Taylormade M1
    Titleist 915H1
    Mizuno MP-H4/-54/-64
    Vokey SM6
    SC Newport
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  • allen8862allen8862  33WRX Points: 0Handicap: 8Members Posts: 33 Bunkers
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    Big Ben wrote:


    I'm the early guy sending texts asking where everyone is at. Yeah another group tee'd it better get here fast!!!! Yeah, I'm in the cart waiting instead of putting or hitting a few balls 48 minutes before our time.




    I do the exaaccttt same thing!
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  • bladehunterbladehunter Today was a good day... south carolina 30187WRX Points: 6,541Handicap: NONEMembers Posts: 30,187 Titanium Tees
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    I’m the guy who when my game is on gets the compliment that goes like this “ how on earth was that a 78”? Referring to my score and my inability to get it in the hole once I get there. I mean who the **** hits a par 5 in 2 and 4 putts from 26 ft ? I did last Saturday.





    That and I’m the guy who apparently talks to himself too much. Recently was told to shut it when griping that my ball had landed on the wrong side of the fairway. I didn’t realize I was saying it out loud. Lol.

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    TM SIM max 10.8 Fuji Ventus red 6x 
    Ping G410 15.5* Graphite Design ADDI 8x
    Ping G410 21* ADDI 105x 
    Ping Blueprint  3- PW   Modus 130X 
    Ping Glide Forged  54 60 s400
    Cameron GSS 1.5 009. Sound slot,  tungsten weights. 


  • LaznastyLaznasty The Amazing Golf Ball Whacker Guy Valparaiso, Indiana 790WRX Points: 240Members Posts: 790 Golden Tee
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    Ping G410+
    Callaway GBB Epic 5W 
    Titleist 910H
    Taylormade P790 4i-Aw
    EPON Tour Spin Wedge 54° 58°
    Lamb Crafted Camden
  • DK<80DK<80  275WRX Points: 38Members Posts: 275 Greens
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    The Caddie.



    I give everyone their yardages...none of my friends nor family have a GPS/range finder!



    I usually end up counting everybody's strokes too and I usually catch at least one or two wrong scores that I have to recount. "oh yeah, forgot about that shot"......
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    Cobra King LTD 10.5°
    Titleist 917F2 15°
    TaylorMade r9 19°
    Titleist 712 AP2 (4-PW)
    Cleveland 588 (53°, 58°, 64°)
    Nike Method Core MC-4iX
  • SurfDufferSurfDuffer  3023WRX Points: 172Members Posts: 3,023 Titanium Tees
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    Total range rat. The guy who spends way way too much time perfecting the full swing and hardly any time practicing short game and putting. Full swing of a pro and short game of a 15 handicapper.
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    Titleist 915 D2 60gX Rogue Silver
    Titleist 906F2 13* ProForce V2 90gX
    Titleist 690mb 2-P 6.0PX
    Titleist Vokey 52* and 58*
    SeeMore FPG Putter
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  • BeerPerHoleBeerPerHole  1506WRX Points: 393Members Posts: 1,506 Platinum Tees
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    I'm probably the weirdo. I tell jokes quite regularly that half the guys understand. I'll say a bad word after a bad shot if there isn't a lady present. Oh, and I play much better if I'm drinking lightly and steadily (as opposed to not drinking at all). I was reminded of that by my playing partner who is an Elvis impersonator. "Youall better be bringin' enough IPA..."
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    Ping GMax 400, Tour Stiff, 8*
    Mizuno Forged JPX 900 Irons
    A Couple of Ping Glide Wedges
    Ping Anser G Putter
    Ping G400 5-Wood
    Snell MTB-X
    Knee Deep Breaking Bud IPA
  • castle24rdcastle24rd  138WRX Points: 0Handicap: +1Members Posts: 138
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    Ready golfer... no practice swings. Walking 18 holes in 3hr 15min... I suck in a 5 hour round
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    915 D2 Adilia Rogue Silver X
    915fd Adilia Rogue Black X
    910h 19* Tour AD DI 8X
    AP2 4-pw Project X PxI 6.5
    Vokey wedges
    Cameron TeI3
  • FourTopsFourTops  1676WRX Points: 12Handicap: 5.7Banned Posts: 1,676 Bunkers
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    I laugh at guys who carry a giant wet towel around with them on the putting green and 4 putt with a very clean ball.
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  • dropkickeddropkicked Toronto 544WRX Points: 462Members Posts: 544 Golden Tee
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    I tinker.. Been called a walking "demo tent".

    Dislikes poor etiquette when playing a round.
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  • Tcann32Tcann32  3527WRX Points: 4Handicap: 5Members Posts: 3,527 Titanium Tees
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    I’m a lefty, and I do lefty things.



    After meeting other lefties, and occasionally playing in a full group of LH golfers, all of us are mid single digit handicaps, and even then, I’ve come to realize that we approach the game a little differently.



    Hitting stupid shots is commonality I’ve found in us all.. Ha
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    What's actually in the bag...
    Callaway Epic SZ-9.0-Aldila X-Torsion Green Mamba-70TX
    Callaway Epic SZ 15* - PX Handcrafted Yellow 75 6.5
    Callaway Apex UT 21* - C- taper S+
    Miura LH LTD Black Blades: 3-p w/ DG TI X7's.
    Cleveland RTX 3: 50-54 w. C-Taper S+
    Scratch 1018: 58 w/ C-Taper S+
    Piretti Potenza / Odyssey MX #7
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  • FourTopsFourTops  1676WRX Points: 12Handicap: 5.7Banned Posts: 1,676 Bunkers
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    SurfDuffer wrote:


    Total range rat. The guy who spends way way too much time perfecting the full swing and hardly any time practicing short game and putting. Full swing of a pro and short game of a 15 handicapper.




    FYI...the guy at the range didn't perfect his full swing...just ingrained his typical bad swing.
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  • LHGolf4LHGolf4  526WRX Points: 174Lefty Boomers Posts: 526 Golden Tee
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    The tinkerer- shows up to the course with a new club every time he plays golf.




    This is me, most of the guys I golf with give me so much crap over it. However I think I am finally close to having my bag set......... image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> yeah right.
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  • FourTopsFourTops  1676WRX Points: 12Handicap: 5.7Banned Posts: 1,676 Bunkers
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    I always take a long break to hang with the cart girl...
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  • A.G. Pennypacker A.G. Pennypacker  489WRX Points: 76Members Posts: 489 Greens
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    FourTops wrote:


    I always take a long break to hang with the cart girl...




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  • QuasimotoQuasimoto  954WRX Points: 125Handicap: ?Members Posts: 954 Golden Tee
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    I'm the guy that can play well. I have a good swing when I focus on my swing.

    Seems like I can't stand prosperity though.

    I play 2 weeks of solid golf and then want to experiment with all kinds of swing modifications - seeking distance, or seeking aesthetics, or seeking to flight the ball.

    Seeing if I can swing like Fred, or Payne, or Kuch. And then I'm messed up for 2,3,4,weeks.

    Just stop it and focus, focus, focus.
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    Callaway Flash 13.5 65 S EvenFlo
    Cleveland Halo Hybrids 2,3,4, Miyazaki
    Srixon z785 6-AW Nippon Tour 105 R
    Titleist SM7 54 & Callaway Jaws MD5 58 Nippon Tour 105 S
    Odyssey Stroke Labs #7,
    BStone BX, TP5X
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  • FourTopsFourTops  1676WRX Points: 12Handicap: 5.7Banned Posts: 1,676 Bunkers
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    FourTops wrote:


    I always take a long break to hang with the cart girl...




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    You're as much fun as a bag of hammers.
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  • BeerPerHoleBeerPerHole  1506WRX Points: 393Members Posts: 1,506 Platinum Tees
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    FourTops wrote:


    I always take a long break to hang with the cart girl...
    A while back, and a local big muni that will remain nameless...my buddy and I were getting in a late-in-the-day round when a cougar cart girl shows up. You don't hardly ever see those. She was a buxom blonde and, after a minute, made it clear she had a dirty mind - saying all kinds of naughty stuff. I thought it was funny as ****. My buddy, who's a lonely bachelor, hung with her about as long as I've seen anybody do for quite some time. I just found it really funny....
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    Ping GMax 400, Tour Stiff, 8*
    Mizuno Forged JPX 900 Irons
    A Couple of Ping Glide Wedges
    Ping Anser G Putter
    Ping G400 5-Wood
    Snell MTB-X
    Knee Deep Breaking Bud IPA
  • FourTopsFourTops  1676WRX Points: 12Handicap: 5.7Banned Posts: 1,676 Bunkers
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    FourTops wrote:


    I always take a long break to hang with the cart girl...
    A while back, and a local big muni that will remain nameless...my buddy and I were getting in a late-in-the-day round when a cougar cart girl shows up. You don't hardly ever see those. She was a buxom blonde and, after a minute, made it clear she had a dirty mind - saying all kinds of naughty stuff. I thought it was funny as ****. My buddy, who's a lonely bachelor, hung with her about as long as I've seen anybody do for quite some time. I just found it really funny....




    ......And? LOL!
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  • zero_shotzero_shot  5WRX Points: 0Members Posts: 5
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    I'm the swing-chaser. Always looking for the newest tip to help "fix" my swing. When I figure out a consistent way that gets results, I still change/try something else and break it again.
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    Taylormade Aeroburner Irons 4-SW
    Taylormade 2016 M2 Driver/3W/5W
    Cleveland 60* Wedge
    Cleveland Huntington Beach #11 Putter
  • Birdie MacBirdie Mac  662WRX Points: 329Members Posts: 662 Golden Tee
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    Play it where it lies guy. Won't take a drop when the guys say it's ok, even if it's below a bush or by a tree root. It's supposed to be penal if I hit a bad shot. I also don't pick up if I'm in the 'circle of love'. I've missed enough of the gimmies to know I need to putt those out.



    I play ready golf to keep things moving, and in the past 25 years, I have changed out my clubs only as many times I have been married, which is to say twice. I'm wanting this to be the last set...
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  • evansmar004evansmar004  76WRX Points: 0Handicap: +0.3Members Posts: 76
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    Don't do anything really outstanding but does everything well enough to score.
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  • evansmar004evansmar004  76WRX Points: 0Handicap: +0.3Members Posts: 76
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    Also, I can be described as OCD and high maintenance about my stuff.
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  • MountainGoatMountainGoat Mid-Maryland 2489WRX Points: 1,096Members Posts: 2,489 Platinum Tees
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    Some people call me “Professor”.

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  • jaw1978jaw1978  83WRX Points: 0Members Posts: 83
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    Have an anxiety attack when my caddie bangs my headcover-less putter around with the other clubs he is carrying. It is not a 6 year old model in mint condition accidentally buddy!
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