If you could send golf a text message, what would you say?

[SixtySomePing]

If you could send golf a text message in general so you know it would respond, maybe along with an emoji, what would you say?

 

Or maybe the season you had this year, along with an emoji, what would you say?

[Jacked_Loft]

In. Buddy always drink a second coffee before you post.

[Fellaheen51]

All of Golfdom? All facets and perpetrators?.............."Seriously? Stop it. Please respond at your earliest convenience."

 

As for the season........"Pfffttt. Same as it ever was. Next year is gonna be different."

[Ferguson]

Shot a 73 today. I will email you to make sure you got my text went through. :angry:

[BrianMcG]

Me: You owe me!!!

Golf: lol

[Malvern]

Hit it quick

[fairways4life]

"Dear golf, f#@& you. I love you."

[MtlJeff]

Sorry it took me so long to finish, that never happens usually. I think it's because I had a few beers

[sharkiesj]

Thanks for always being there when I needed you. You’re a true friend.

[TIM929]

me: give me my money back so I can give it back to you.

 

golf: not a chance buddy.

 

me: fine then, see you Saturday.

 

golf: make sure you bring cash.

[DON SVO]

"Sorry man, gotta watch my kid this weekend. Maybe next week or something?""

[DavePelz4]

Why are my iron shots like Oprah...sometimes fat and sometimes thin. Let's pick one and go with it.

[pappaf2]

Me to Golf: I love you.

 

Golf to me: You are a nice guy but.....

[ceejay81]

new phone, who dis?

[LeoLeo99]

Me: I'm never calling you again. I hate you.

 

Golf: Whatevs. You'll be back.

[DavePelz4]

Me: I'm never golfing again.

Golf: Have fun with Mrs. Pelz's mother in law this weekend.

 

Me: Please take me back.

Golf: Keep groveling and I'll think about it

[KAndyMan]

Depends on the day

 

Good day= "I love you buddy"

 

Bad day= (Dont want to get banned so i wont say.)

[jslane57]

Get off the d@#$ green!

 

Sorry, just visited Club Pro Guy's website...

[Willian70]

Me: Can you make yourself more affordable?

 

Golf: Hahaha!

[sdandrea]

Me: "Why you gotta be so mean?"

 

Golf: "Man up dude"

[Hawkeye77]

WTF

[st8kdinr]

I love you, but I don't like you right now.

[2putttom]

Golf ya cost me two marriages, almost three. Ya cost me tens hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ya cost me a high paying job. Ya cost me my left pinky. Ya cost me my favorite dog. Ya cost me my best friend. Ya cost me six years sobriety. Ya cost me my left nut. Ya cost me my Elks lodge membership. Ya cost my sanity. ... I hate you ..... so same time next week?

[DavePelz4]

Golf ya cost me two marriages, almost three. Ya cost me tens hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ya cost me a high paying job. Ya cost me my left pinky. Ya cost me my favorite dog. Ya cost me my best friend. Ya cost me six years sobriety. Ya cost me my left nut. Ya cost me my Elks lodge membership. Ya cost my sanity. ... I hate you ..... so same time next week?

 

Still got your sanity TPT?

[TIM929]

golf: got some new drivers you to need buy, all 5 brands are adding 30 more yards for everyone on tour and will fix your hook.

 

me: but I slice...

 

golf: it fixes slices too.

 

me: no cash.

 

golf: Credit Card.

 

me: aww, still paying for my last drivers.

 

golf: sell the car or just pull the heloc.

 

me: oh yea, what am I waiting for.. thank you so much!

 

golf: no problem.. In a month, new irons are dropping too that look like blades but can fix a slicing hook and add 15 more yards as well.... and, they are murdered out in all black.

 

me: SOLD!

[TIM929]

Golf ya cost me two marriages, almost three. Ya cost me tens hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ya cost me a high paying job. Ya cost me my left pinky. Ya cost me my favorite dog. Ya cost me my best friend. Ya cost me six years sobriety. Ya cost me my left nut. Ya cost me my Elks lodge membership. Ya cost my sanity. ... I hate you ..... so same time next week?

 

Still got your sanity TPT?

a price he already paid after his Elk lodge membership.

[goaliescott]

Hey golf, stuck at work again and can't make it, maybe next week?

Golf: That sucks man, sure, next week, I'll hold your spot...

(golf speed dials other folks, that idiot Scott is still at work, wanna play? You can have his spot next week too....)

[MadGolfer76]

"Put your phone away on the golf course!!"

[CircleC29]

Send this pic to 20 golfers or 2019 will plague you with slow play and high scores!

 

 

 

[MattyO1984]

What four letter words are we allowed to use on here without upsetting the mods?