If you could send golf a text message, what would you say?

[The General]

Send noods

[SBH9458]

I didn’t to play enough this year....golf blocked my number.

[Qqq123xx]

moi: Golf your supposed to tell me I left my putter and shoes at home.

 

golf: Stupid is as stupid does.

[mukster]

"If I wanted to discuss anything about 3D printed drivers, would I simply disappe

[rangersgoalie]

Hey, thanks for ruining my life

[MattyO1984]

Hey, thanks for ruining my life

 

And of everyone on this board, you can actually play this game!

[clutchfan]

You up?

[bigchucksr]

Thanks for the memories--appreciate you!

[ironmikes]

short and sweet message to Golf ....... thank you !

[averysdad]

Me: “Dude...just once will you let me do it all good in one round. You keep letting me drive it great and putt like @#%^ one day and the next time,it’s the opposite”

 

Golf: “ You just suck.”

[Birdie Mac]

Golf: "Look, this thing you're doing, whatever you call it, isn't working for me. I think we should see other people. Maybe you should take up tennis."

 

Me: "Wot?!"

[Barfolomew]

sup doosh

[homergolf]

Me: I suck! I'm not coming back!

Golf: Remember that putt on #6? That drive on #10?

Me: Oh yeah... OK

Golf: MWHAHAHA

[augustgolf]

(text to golf): leave the pin in for me

[Ifelloffladder]

me: so again, I want to ask....what is the secret? just one secret that would make me a good player? promise I won't tell a soul. seriously I can keep a secret. I think you owe me this one! just one please...! if anyone can keep a secret....it's me!

 

 

golf admin auto response: permanently banned

[MountainGoat]

Stop calling me.

[BNGL]

Me: I'm never golfing again.

Golf: Have fun with Mrs. Pelz's mother in law this weekend.

 

Me: Please take me back.

Golf: Keep groveling and I'll think about it

 

Wouldn’t that be your mother?

[wildcatden]

Me: Tin Cup is better than Happy Gilmore

Golf: All of your tee times have been cancelled for eternity

[extrastiff]

the wife is gone this weekend. . . :nyam:

[aceofclubs]

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[PMACGolf]

Thx ily ttyl

[Carl Spackler3]

C ya 2 morrow

[Man_O_War]

i want a divorce..but still need to tap you in every now and then

[jpking17]

Me: You are ruining my life golf...I want to see other people

Golf: New phone...who dis?

[Ferguson]

hurts like a rash

[slimeone]

Where my balls at?

[BB28403]

Don’t tell my wife

[tblake1198]

Tell the group in front of me to hurry it up

[Greggap]

Me: LH golfer, why do I always miss right?

 

Golf: You said you wanted a hooker..

[chinaski]

netflix and chill?