Finish this sentence...."You know you're in for a long day when..."

[pwa]

When you join up with another single, who can't break 100, and he starts trying to give you swing tips when you hit a bad shot.

I fish with that guy!

[Instron4204]

When the +100 capper requests me to laser every shot. "Hey, it's 195.4" and he pulls a 3 iron and tops it 30 yards into a creek.

 

So hilarious yet so true!

[Birdie Mac]

When you're late for your tee time, drive 35 mles at breakneck speed to get to the course, careen into the parking lot only to get a call from a playing partner asking where you are, and realizing you're at the wrong course.

[Bad9]

When the guy(s) you are paired with on the first tee start waxing poetic about how much they miss Peter Kessler and how important he is to golf.

[3ack]

When you're playing in a 24 team captain's choice tournament and 2 guys are no shows and they're both on your team.

[3ack]

When you're trying to play solo and the wife says "Hey, you should take my dad to play!" and he's not a golfer.

[elwhippy]

…...your playing partner's GPS watch dies and he is no longer able to decide what to hit. From 20 yards from the green. On a course he has been a member of since 1977....

[Shipwreck]

…...your playing partner's GPS watch dies and he is no longer able to decide what to hit. From 20 yards from the green. On a course he has been a member of since 1977....

 

sometimes it’s a chippy little 4 iron, other times it’s a full PW

[phiya]

when our club pro who retires at the end of the month makes the shotgun tee sheet and puts your group as the B spot behind a 5 some of dudes all over 75 years old.

[dciccoritti]

...when you visit the Tour Talk forum.

[byrne092]

Arrive at the first tee box

[Jacked_Loft]

When the starter pairs you up as a single with the skimpily dressed knock-out blond, and your wife is waiting to tee off behind you with her 3 bridge playing witches.

[aceofclubs]

When you have a tee time at course you haven’t played before and are excited to play.

Its far away and you leave extra early because you have stops to make along the way, by the time you get there the weather turns from nice fall golf to 40 Degrees and drizzling. Not prepared for such weather and no stores within 30 miles.

They failed to mention they aerated the greens to the point you could write in the sand left behind.

I was annoyed and wanted a quick beer to chill out and the snack bar only took cash but didn’t have change, only had a $20, had to buy 5 beers instead.

First shot hits cart path with a new ProV1....destroyed.

Get to first green and cart had a flat tire.

 

To this day i still hear about the round from my friends saying they’ve never seen me so disinterested to be on a golf course. Thanks

[Scotty1140]

...when you patiently wait on the 1st tee for the foursome in front of you (with no one in front of them) to top, duff, shank, and yank all four tee shots, only to watch them pull away without letting you pass.

[mds5062]

You make fun of the group ahead of you on #1 for shanking their drives and taking forever to get to the green and subsequently shank your drive and duff the next one...

[BiggErn]

...when you patiently wait on the 1st tee for the foursome in front of you (with no one in front of them) to top, duff, shank, and yank all four tee shots, only to watch them pull away without letting you pass.

 

As long as they do it quickly let them have at it. Some people struggle on the first tee shot if there’s a lot of people around watching then proceed to play relatively well after. If they’re dragging after a few holes and holding up the course then it becomes a concern.

[mcasella08]

You don't get a warm up.

[llewol007]

The guy you're paired up with takes 12 practice swings before ballooning his driver on the first tee. And yes i started to count after his 5th practice swing.

Been there before. OMG

[mukster]

When the elderly man you're paired up with starts telling you on the first tee box how much further he now hits his driver after discovering brush tees and then gives you one and insists that you use it and will not take no for an answer, despite just having dribbled his tee shot into the flowers next to the ladies tees.

 

Yes that was one sentence!

[Babalooie]

When the starter pairs you up as a single with the skimpily dressed knock-out blond, and your wife is waiting to tee off behind you with her 3 bridge playing witches.

 

You forgot the “Dear Penthouse.........”

[PMACGolf]

You left your putter at home

[Dashfast]

Chunk your first fairway shot.

[dbigstick]

You are paired up with a three some of hipsters with man buns, skinny jeans and grarage sale clubs that are pounding beers. I ended up making excuses at the turn and heading back out to play a fresh 18holes while hipsterless.

[BiggErn]

You are paired up with a three some of hipsters with man buns, skinny jeans and grarage sale clubs that are pounding beers. I ended up making excuses at the turn and heading back out to play a fresh 18holes while hipsterless.

 

They probably thanked you.

[sford31]

The group that teed off in front of you is playing their second shots from the 9th fairway.

[USAF Retired E7]

When the starter pairs you up as a single with the skimpily dressed knock-out blond, and your wife is waiting to tee off behind you with her 3 bridge playing witches.

 

You forgot the “Dear Penthouse.........”

 

I never thought this would happen to me........

[Jacob37]

When i get to the range pre round and I’m hitting everything well, it’s only downhill after that lol

[Sanders74]

Your scramble goes 8 off the Tee

[howellhandmade]

. . . when you’re paired with J.B. Holmes.

[msh134]

You know your in for a long day when the group your put into on the first tee and one of the guys still has his street shoes on and his golf bag is still in the bag drop area