Michelle Wie is engaged

4waymiss4waymiss Members Posts: 1,019 ✭✭
My now ex-future wife Michelle is now officially off the market. I wish her and that Jonnie dude all the best, as the saying goes, if you love something , set it free.







I no longer has any reason to watch a bunch of women slapping a little white ball around. I heard women's parasailing can be pretty thrilling to watch, I think I am going to give it try.



To all of my fellow wrxers on this niche forum , it's been fun.



Signing off



Fourwaymiss
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  • PZeroPZero Members Posts: 11,528 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
    I wonder how much Kinesio tape she will wear for her wedding?
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  • p3gap3ga Members Posts: 647 ✭✭
    OP needs a rebound. He needs to check out the LPGA fashion thread to find a candidate.
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  • Hawkeye77Hawkeye77 Countdown to The Open Championship! IowaClubWRX Posts: 18,277 ClubWRX
    Jonnie West - he's such a doll!
  • WarrickWarrick ClubWRX Posts: 10,559 ClubWRX
    Jeremy Jamm is devastated....
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  • sdandreasdandrea Steve Members Posts: 2,430 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    I had a pro-am experience with MW......I hope her hubby is patient, tolerant, forgiving, & weak. Best wishes.

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  • TheInfidelTheInfidel Gotta let the Big Dog eat.... Members Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Ricky and JT are gonna have a ball at her hen party!

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  • BrianMcGBrianMcG Members Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Can you imagine having her parents as in-laws?



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  • south_side_leftysouth_side_lefty Members Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    I really hope this means good things for Michelle.

    She seems like a very nice person.
  • SocratesSocrates How can it be so *&#% hard to make a shoulder turn? WinnipegClubWRX Posts: 9,463 ClubWRX
    BrianMcG wrote:


    Can you imagine having her parents as in-laws?



    Yikes.


    I can picture the marital bedroom...

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  • SocratesSocrates How can it be so *&#% hard to make a shoulder turn? WinnipegClubWRX Posts: 9,463 ClubWRX
    I am glad that she has found someone. I'm hoping it works out for her.
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  • cardoustiecardoustie haha, we don't play for 5's Tasmania to CanadaMembers Posts: 12,473 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
    congrats and best wishes
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  • deadsolid...shankdeadsolid...shank ClubWRX Posts: 14,768 ClubWRX
    edited Mar 11, 2019 10:43am #13
    Hawkeye77 wrote:


    Jonnie West - he's such a doll!




    Clever!



    But you’re definitely dating yourself!
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  • ebrasmus21ebrasmus21 Serial Shanker CAMembers Posts: 5,695 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
    OP is taking this news badly. Hang in there, 4waymiss.
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  • Z1ggy16Z1ggy16 Members Posts: 7,664 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
    sdandrea wrote:


    I had a pro-am experience with MW......I hope her hubby is patient, tolerant, forgiving, & weak. Best wishes.




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  • legitimategolflegitimategolf Golf hard New York NYMembers Posts: 4,847 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Marriage, not something to be rushed into IMHO.
  • WestTexWestTex Members Posts: 218 ✭✭✭
    edited Mar 11, 2019 2:18pm #17
    I came here for the comments.



    I also genuinely wish them a happy life together.
  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,795 ClubWRX
    4waymiss wrote:


    My now ex-future wife Michelle is now officially off the market. I wish her and that Jonnie dude all the best, as the saying goes, if you love something , set it free.



    https://www.instagra.../p/Bu2bxVrBfMy/



    I no longer has any reason to watch a bunch of women slapping a little white ball around. I heard women's parasailing can be pretty thrilling to watch, I think I am going to give it try.



    To all of my fellow wrxers on this niche forum , it's been fun.



    Signing off



    Fourwaymiss




    Knowing of your long term, from a far relationship with the Big Wiesy, don't give up just yet. Get back on the horse and start stalking reviewing new potential candidates. Maybe it will make her jealous and she'll come running back to the safety you provide.
  • deadsolid...shankdeadsolid...shank ClubWRX Posts: 14,768 ClubWRX
    DavePelz4 wrote:

    4waymiss wrote:


    My now ex-future wife Michelle is now officially off the market. I wish her and that Jonnie dude all the best, as the saying goes, if you love something , set it free.



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    I no longer has any reason to watch a bunch of women slapping a little white ball around. I heard women's parasailing can be pretty thrilling to watch, I think I am going to give it try.



    To all of my fellow wrxers on this niche forum , it's been fun.



    Signing off



    Fourwaymiss




    Knowing of your long term, from a far relationship with the Big Wiesy, don't give up just yet. Get back on the horse and start stalking reviewing new potential candidates. Maybe it will make her jealous and she'll come running back to the safety you provide.




    That’s qualtiy advice from an experienced stalk man!
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  • lumberman2462lumberman2462 Members Posts: 5,340 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
    OP you have my sympathies...



    But there a few other candidates on the Ladies Tour for your attentions...Don't give up just yet.



    Hope the two kids are happy.
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  • FergusonFerguson Members Posts: 5,091 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
    I say 26 months and we will be discussing her "more than likely" marital problems.
  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,795 ClubWRX

    DavePelz4 wrote:

    4waymiss wrote:


    My now ex-future wife Michelle is now officially off the market. I wish her and that Jonnie dude all the best, as the saying goes, if you love something , set it free.



    https://www.instagra.../p/Bu2bxVrBfMy/



    I no longer has any reason to watch a bunch of women slapping a little white ball around. I heard women's parasailing can be pretty thrilling to watch, I think I am going to give it try.



    To all of my fellow wrxers on this niche forum , it's been fun.



    Signing off



    Fourwaymiss




    Knowing of your long term, from a far relationship with the Big Wiesy, don't give up just yet. Get back on the horse and start stalking reviewing new potential candidates. Maybe it will make her jealous and she'll come running back to the safety you provide.




    That’s qualtiy advice from an experienced stalk man!




    Thank you. It's nice to be respected for something!
  • ChronicSlicerChronicSlicer Members Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    edited Mar 11, 2019 5:35pm #23
    Oh dear, wonder how this will affect her game.
  • bullie76bullie76 Members Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Try women's beach volleyball.



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  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,795 ClubWRX
    bullie76 wrote:


    Try women's beach volleyball.



    https://www.youtube....h?v=NhT4FkNGZUo




    How sad...those young ladies can barely afford any clothes.
  • golfnhackgolfnhack Members Posts: 2,541 ✭✭✭✭✭✭✭
    They must be very private individuals. They never posted about one another. It's odd, because generally when you are in love, especially new love, most can't help but post a lot of selfies with that person. I wish them the best. I can only hope it's true love.... for both their sakes.
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  • ChronicSlicerChronicSlicer Members Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    PZero wrote:


    I wonder how much Kinesio tape she will wear for her wedding?




    People have made duct tape wedding dresses, why not Kinesio. Might as well go all out.
  • deadsolid...shankdeadsolid...shank ClubWRX Posts: 14,768 ClubWRX


    Oh dear, wonder how this will affect her game.




    Unfortunately, it probaly can’t do too much damage. I really hope somehow it improves her game, and her health.
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  • ChronicSlicerChronicSlicer Members Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭✭✭✭



    Oh dear, wonder how this will affect her game.




    Unfortunately, it probaly can’t do too much damage. I really hope somehow it improves her game, and her health.




    Agree on that. Time will tell.
  • ChronicSlicerChronicSlicer Members Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Ferguson wrote:


    I say 26 months and we will be discussing her "more than likely" marital problems.




    Hopefully he`s not known to prowl around massage parlors..
  • deadsolid...shankdeadsolid...shank ClubWRX Posts: 14,768 ClubWRX
    Ferguson wrote:


    I say 26 months and we will be discussing her "more than likely" marital problems.




    Let’s hope not.
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