MD/DC/VA Golfers - Twelve Monkeys Mental Divergence

[TheCityGame]

I have no idea how this ball went in the hole. Ryan Moore from yesterday.

 

 

I loved the guys who hit shots (like Tiger) that bounced in the half yard of rough right over the wall and kicked forward just enough.

[dcmidnight]

Any other Marvel marks like me check out the new trailer for Endgame that dropped yesterday?

 

I think we're going to Captain Marvel tomorrow morning.

[HighBoomingDraws]

oh man. the new rules. i guess i'll make doubles on hialeah not ESC doubles now!!

 

New ESC rules? Need to know the deets before I go and post the wrong score at Avenel this afternoon

[TheCityGame]

Any other Marvel marks like me check out the new trailer for Endgame that dropped yesterday?

I have enjoyed how they're not putting too much into the trailers. At this point, anyone who is going to see that movie is going to see that movie, even if the trailer was just the word "AVENGERS".

 

I'm looking forward to it. I liked Infinity War quite a bit. More than any other MCU's except the GOTG movies. Probably won't see Captain Marvel first, though.

 

Funny trailer story :

 

We went to see Apollo 11 last weekend. There were kids in the theater. You know. . .America, Rockets, the Moon, why not? So they play a couple "green band" trailers for rated-R movies and then the

for The Beach Bum comes up.

 

That's the new movie by the creator of Spring Breakers. There are about 15 F-bombs in the trailer, a bare butt (mostly), coke, booze, lots of marijuana, Snoop Dog.

 

Nice job, theater. Nice job.

 

That was the theater where the guy asked if he could sit in my lap while I was watching Gladiator by myself.

[FAbb]

Anyone else get early onset allergies today? Just got back from a jog and feel like death.

 

I was outside from about 3-7 last night, less maybe 45 minutes. No ill effects.

 

I did think to myself I need to get a fresh flonase and start priming the system for whats coming.

[Ocgolfrick]

Any other Marvel marks like me check out the new trailer for Endgame that dropped yesterday?

That was the theater where the guy asked if he could sit in my lap while I was watching Gladiator by myself.

 

How did that work out? Was he too heavy, or was a comfortable weight to have on you?

[bayrat88]

oh man. the new rules. i guess i'll make doubles on hialeah not ESC doubles now!!

 

New ESC rules? Need to know the deets before I go and post the wrong score at Avenel this afternoon

 

RTJ last week, Avenal today... some life these Ryder guys. We are quickly approaching BethesdaHBD territory. The least you can do for us peasants is instragram narrate the hole by hole again.

[FAbb]

gave me a chance to practice the new drop routine in the fairway.

 

Do you do the dookie drop, DC?

 

 

[TheCityGame]

Any other Marvel marks like me check out the new trailer for Endgame that dropped yesterday?

That was the theater where the guy asked if he could sit in my lap while I was watching Gladiator by myself.

 

How did that work out? Was he too heavy, or was a comfortable weight to have on you?

Fine, except he was blocking my viewing of the sweaty gladiators and he didn't share his popcorn.

[HighBoomingDraws]

oh man. the new rules. i guess i'll make doubles on hialeah not ESC doubles now!!

 

New ESC rules? Need to know the deets before I go and post the wrong score at Avenel this afternoon

 

RTJ last week, Avenal today... some life these Ryder guys. We are quickly approaching BethesdaHBD territory. The least you can do for us peasants is instragram narrate the hole by hole again.

 

YOLO! The EagleMore membership has some benefits!

[ceejay81]

I’m sure I’ll be dookie dropping and hitting my 4th from the edge of some fairways at Avenel today.

[TheCityGame]

oh man. the new rules. i guess i'll make doubles on hialeah not ESC doubles now!!

 

New ESC rules? Need to know the deets before I go and post the wrong score at Avenel this afternoon

 

RTJ last week, Avenal today... some life these Ryder guys. We are quickly approaching BethesdaHBD territory. The least you can do for us peasants is instragram narrate the hole by hole again.

 

YOLO! The EagleMore membership has some benefits!

Dines at Nuzbacks. Golfs at Avenal. That's doing life right.

[baddomes]

Any other Marvel marks like me check out the new trailer for Endgame that dropped yesterday?

That was the theater where the guy asked if he could sit in my lap while I was watching Gladiator by myself.

 

How did that work out? Was he too heavy, or was a comfortable weight to have on you?

Fine, except he was blocking my viewing of the sweaty gladiators and he didn't share his popcorn.

 

You got the first part right, but the second part should have been "And his popcorn bag had a hole in the bottom"

 

HBD what's the Avenel/Woodmore connection?

[FAbb]

There has to be some leeway for situations like this, to call off penalizing the player.

 

http://www.golfwrx.com/549944/harold-varner-iii-penalized-2-strokes-in-bizarre-fashion/

[dcmidnight]

There has to be some leeway for situations like this, to call off penalizing the player.

 

http://www.golfwrx.c...izarre-fashion/

 

There was a rules official in the booth yesterday afternoon and Faldo was just crushing him.

 

So he basically said if his agent had taken the same exact parts all the way back to the locker room, assembled them and brought them out to the player - thats OK.

 

Thats absurd.

[FAbb]

At this point, I wouldn't care if they got rid of all the stipulations. Let people carry as many clubs as they want, fix them on the course, whatever. You know what that's going to do to the average handicap? ZERO. And maybe the club manufacturers will start making more money, by coming up with crazy specialty clubs.

[HighBoomingDraws]

Any other Marvel marks like me check out the new trailer for Endgame that dropped yesterday?

That was the theater where the guy asked if he could sit in my lap while I was watching Gladiator by myself.

 

How did that work out? Was he too heavy, or was a comfortable weight to have on you?

Fine, except he was blocking my viewing of the sweaty gladiators and he didn't share his popcorn.

 

You got the first part right, but the second part should have been "And his popcorn bag had a hole in the bottom"HBD what's the Avenel/Woodmore connection?

 

Some sort of reciprocal. Eagle can explain further.

[ceejay81]

TPC reciprocal through Pacific Golf Links network. I’m playing TPC Piper Glen in Charlotte in April.

[TheCityGame]

Any of our Hive guys playing A-team at Woodmore?

[HighBoomingDraws]

My name is on the list to be on the a or B team. I’d be shocked if I’d actually be considered for the A team.

[Ocgolfrick]

Regarding the Aunt Becky scandal, how many kids are there do you think that had no idea what was happening? I mean, there's got to be a few right? Obvi Aunt Becky's kids got the letter that said they were accepted for crew team so they were in on it, but what about kids who think they got in legit? How's that conversation at home going?

 

"Mom and Dad, you guys BRIBED me into college? Don't you think I'm smart enough?"

"Of course we do sweetie, we just thought you could use a little help? Why don't you go color in one of your Adult coloring books or sort that bag of M&M's alphabetically to take your mind off of things?"

[eagle1997]

My name is on the list to be on the a or B team. I’d be shocked if I’d actually be considered for the A team.

 

we briefly talked about this. you have the ability to make a ton of "easy" birdies. par 5s, on in 2 (or close) and tap in for 4. you destroy short par 4s. also, there's no such thing as a long par 3 to you. you might make an s-ton of pocket doubles too, but with the right partner, you'd be a dangerous team.

[thechief16]

Wife wanted to get away Easter weekend for our anniversary and suggested Kingsmill/Williamsburg. Royal New Kent will be 100% be on the docket while she is spa-ing.

[FAbb]

Do they handicap B team matches?

[eagle1997]

The creator of the real house wives series was on the bill Simmons podcast about a year or so ago. Absolute must listen

 

got a teaser summary for us?

[TheCityGame]

My name is on the list to be on the a or B team. I’d be shocked if I’d actually be considered for the A team.

 

we briefly talked about this. you have the ability to make a ton of "easy" birdies. par 5s, on in 2 (or close) and tap in for 4. you destroy short par 4s. also, there's no such thing as a long par 3 to you. you might make an s-ton of pocket doubles too, but with the right partner, you'd be a dangerous team.

Are you talking about A-Team?

 

Fabb -- "B team" isn't handicapped in the matches, but you have to have handicaps add up to over a certain amount or something.

[baddomes]

Do they handicap B team matches?

 

In Maryland you have a min team index, and then you play at scratch. I can't remember what they were, but I think it was 9 for first match, 11 for second, and 14 for third.

 

in VA it's handicapped off the lowest CH in the foursome.

[eagle1997]

oh man. the new rules. i guess i'll make doubles on hialeah not ESC doubles now!!

 

New ESC rules? Need to know the deets before I go and post the wrong score at Avenel this afternoon

 

esc still the same. new rule is that you can go to the nearest part of the fairway and drop for OB or lost ball at a penalty of 2 shots. it's a local rule that the course has to put in effect,

doubt that the TPC MOUTHFUL OF WORDS would have it in play.

 

 

http://www.usga.org/content/usga/home-page/rules-hub/rules-modernization/major-changes/golfs-new-rules-stroke-and-distance.html

[thechief16]

Oh, Tiger. Splish. Splash. Has a 20 footer for triple.

[baddomes]

Who wants action against me and c.free tomorrow?