He is the most interesting WRXer in the world....

[forgedforever]

He performs the Vulcan mind meld with the heads of his golf clubs.

He performs the Vulcan mind meld with the heads of his golf clubs.

 

"Fascinating..."

[Reasonability]

His favorite trick shot is spinning a ball off, then back on to the green in one shot from 200 yards out.

[MtlJeff]

i'm bumping this thread because i thought of it the other day and re-read all 53 pages. And it's hilarious. 

[MtlJeff]

He is so good, the matches he uses to light his cigars are often conceded to him

[Quasimoto]

When he posts a dissenting opinion in forums the flack and attack replies bounce off him like a Top-Flite on a runway.

[EatingASalad301]

Even WD40 can't smooth his golf swing out.

 

Despite being the best golfer in town, well known, and prestigious, the locals still give him a hard time about his putting.

 

He is so late for his tee times the club calls him, "Touch-and-go Mike".

[MtlJeff]

His iron play is so pure, he can make ball-first contact on a box of unopened Pro V1s

[tatertot]

Pepperturbo has him proofread his posts to make sure they're condescending and self-promoting enough.

[drumdude96]

12 hours ago, tatertot said:

Pepperturbo has him proofread his posts to make sure they're condescending and self-promoting enough.

PT is like the Highlander.  There can be only one!

[GHIN n Juice]

On 3/23/2021 at 8:14 AM, tatertot said:

Pepperturbo has him proofread his posts to make sure they're condescending and self-promoting enough.

I thought this whole thread was about pepper...

[dlygrisse]

He doesn’t always outdrive Bryson, but when he does, he has to club up to a 3 iron.  

[dlygrisse]

21 hours ago, GHIN n Juice said:

I thought this whole thread was about pepper...

Maybe it is?

[TIM929]

He sponsors Rolex 

[MtlJeff]

To level the playing field, he dials back his own ball

[jholz]

His driver swing is so strong and hands so big, he developed a proprietary hosel shim that allows him to bundle three Ventus Velocore Black 8Xs together  - each tipped 1.5", of course - to help smooth out his transition. 

[Hawkeye77]

23 hours ago, dlygrisse said:

Maybe it is?

He thinks it is!  

 

I'd enjoy 18 with Pepper, and if he wants to buy I'll listen to him all night!

[dlygrisse]

4 hours ago, Hawkeye77 said:

He thinks it is!  

 

I'd enjoy 18 with Pepper, and if he wants to buy I'll listen to him all night!

I am guessing the drink at the 19th would be very enjoyable for sure.  

[dlygrisse]

He is the only person in his bracket in match play events, because no one else is really a match.  

[dlygrisse]

I am going to divulge a big secret......The reason this site is named GolfWRX is because his actual name is Walter Ray Xanadu.  That''s my story and I am sticking with it.  

[EatingASalad301]

He's got so many aces that his home club tiger proofed every par 3.

[platgof]

He can write a golf book during 18 holes, no less than 300 pages.

[lefthack]

He went to Club Champion and they paid HIM for a fitting.

[Cliffy2020]

Irregardless of the famous car crash, he’s always had a leg up on Tiger Woods....

[MtlJeff]

All of his clubs are single length --Not the shafts---He just hits them the exact same length every time

[DavePelz4]

7 hours ago, Cliffy2020 said:

Irregardless of the famous car crash, he’s always had a leg up on Tiger Woods....

 

He never uses irregardless in a sentence.

[Pepperturbo]

On 3/23/2021 at 6:14 AM, tatertot said:

Pepperturbo has him proofread his posts to make sure they're condescending and self-promoting enough.

Are you looking for a job again?  I am not sure if that's condescending enough for you... oh, I no longer do the hiring.

[Cliffy2020]

1 hour ago, DavePelz4 said:

 

He never uses irregardless in a sentence.

Nor has he.  That was clearly Tiger’s post.

[platgof]

He was banned from playing professional golf at 15.