I think Brooks Koepka needs a nickname, how about..

[countach711]

Special K? What he's done in the majors is certainly special and I think it fits him rather well. Kinda catchy too!

[Philomathesq]

How about B-Line, given his quick pace and general demeanor?

[cmb71]

IMO, it's just too cheesy... but in friends and family circles we often just call him 'BK' or 'DYEL', so I guess I don't have a more suitable or creative alternative... :D

[Philomathesq]

> @cmb71 said:

> IMO, it's just too cheesy... but in friends and family circles we often just call him **'BK'** or 'DYEL', so I guess I don't have a more suitable or creative alternative... :D

 

His PR people need to get on the phone with Burger King and get him an endorsement ASAP. Hell, if he grew out a beard, he would look very similar to the current King.

[Shipwreck]

My friend calls him Cupcake. Granted, he doesn’t much care for Koepka but still...kinda funny.

[Qqq123xx]

How bout Amazon. You know brook.....river.....the amazon.....

 

[3whacker]

BK...........

[third-times-a-charm]

Lets stop having bad ideas

[jholz]

The general public has a problem with Koepka the same way they have a problem with the game of golf. All he needs to do is keep playing. Public be damned.

[mocokid]

call him HOF, nuff said.

[bscinstnct]

Koep-Kong

 

Prozac

 

Captain Thong

[SwooshLT]

> @bscinstnct said:

> Koep-Kong

>

> Prozac

>

> Captain Thong

 

THOR!

[Big A HG]

Nicknames should never be forced, but rather come naturally. If you have to brainstorm a nickname, it's never going to stick.

[youngwaldo]

I like the TANK.

 

Wk

[mukster]

FUNY

:)

[lookylookitzadam]

KEP.

[tatertot]

Tiger has us covered ...

 

He shall be Brooksie.

[Ferguson]

Bruce

[Ashley Schaeffer]

As Ben Hogan, the Squire himself, once said: "You don't need a catchy nickname if you can hit a hybrid 280."

[cdnglf]

> @"Ashley Schaeffer" said:

> As Ben Hogan, the Squire himself, once said: "You don't need a catchy nickname if you can hit a hybrid 280."

 

I think you may have your Hawks confused with your Sarazens.

 

[Ferguson]

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

-Tommy Bolt

 

Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

-Tommy Boy

 

When you play upside down, it takes twice the strength.

-Tommy Lee

[Ashley Schaeffer]

> @cdnglf said:

> > @"Ashley Schaeffer" said:

> > As Ben Hogan, the Squire himself, once said: "You don't need a catchy nickname if you can hit a hybrid 280."

>

> I think you may have your Hawks confused with your Sarazens.

>

 

I don't think so.

 

[Ashley Schaeffer]

> @Ferguson said:

> Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

> -Tommy Bolt

>

> Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

> -Tommy Boy

>

> When you play upside down, it takes twice the strength.

> -Tommy Lee

 

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

-Paulina Gretzky"

-Michael Scott

[Ferguson]

"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."

- Conan O'Brien

[new2g0lf]

Sub Zero for the ice in his veins

[bscinstnct]

> @new2g0lf said:

> Sub Zero for the ice in his veins

 

Iceman

 

Looks a little like VK

 

 

[BrianMcG]

T-Bone.

[Philomathesq]

> @bscinstnct said:

> > @new2g0lf said:

> > Sub Zero for the ice in his veins

>

> Iceman

>

> Looks a little like VK

>

>

>

 

Sub Zero is definitely the winner. This is clearly BK.

 

 

[C Bird]

Koopa

[Noke]

Who needs a nickname with a first name like Brooks?