This is what scratch golf sounds like

[AzSuperHack76]

Bravo Sir!! Excellent read! Jonesy Lives....

[CMCSGolf]

> @"rich s" said:

> > @CMCSGolf said:

> > 300 yards off the tee on #1 at Jackson puts you square in the middle of a lake...

> >

> > There is also maybe 20 feet behind the back tee markers and a hedge.

>

> Are you saying this didn’t happen? Are you implying this story was fictional and created to reminisce about a beloved member from days past with a touch of humor on the side?? Is that what you are implying?

>

 

Never, I just want to point out that you clearly missed the part in the story where this ball landed on a lily pad and he made eagle from there. I need that type of realism.

[James the Hogan Fan]

I want a 36 hole televised money match between this jonesscott and Club Pro Guy, both mic’ed up!

[jbrunk]

 

[sdandrea]

I'd have taken the $1000.

;)

[braincramp52]

That was totally awesome! Thank you Sir!

[drake47]

Back of the box, Always!

[wobgon]

I read that whole Post in the whole time I was thinking this sounds like Jonesscott.... Only thing was I was thinking that JonesScott would have to be telling the story.

[SandPiper]

U cant b serious?

> @sekrah said:

> If he did that without a pro caddy giving him yardages that is freaking impressive.

 

 

[Liquid_A_45]

This was funny.

[RobotDoctor]

> @Ferguson said:

> **Bagger Vance VIII, The Sound of Scratch **

 

The heck with Bagger Vance. I'd say this is the reincarnation of Shivas Irons and Golf in the Kingdom. :D

[landolakes]

I never thought this would happen to me. One summer I went to visit my aunt and....

[JDCON]

> @landolakes said:

> I never thought this would happen to me. One summer I went to visit my aunt and....

 

I told you it was our secret!

[Moonlightgrm]

I stopped reading after the second paragraph. I have an excellent bullxxxx detector.

[lchang]

> @Moonlightgrm said:

> I stopped reading after the second paragraph. I have an excellent **** detector.

 

Then you missed out on the best parts!!

[SnapHooker_307]

Well done sir, needed to read something like that.

[drewtaylor21]

> @Edaw68 said:

> Been a few years since Jonesy made an appearance.

 

I wouldn't be so sure...I swear if you wander into the I&A forums late at night you can hear him editing his latest troll job. He might not have hit "submit" in a while, but he's still here. He's always here. B)

 

OP, that was delightful, by the way! lol

[braincramp52]

> @Moonlightgrm said:

> I stopped reading after the second paragraph. I have an excellent **** detector.

 

Obviously you don't.

[gvogel]

This is what +6 golf sounds like... probably not a catchy title.

[ebrasmus21]

Thank you Rich S. Thank you.

[ebrasmus21]

Rich - as the resident WRX-poet I’d like to see one piece of creative writing from you a month. Just something to think about.

[fly47]

When I grow up I wanna be just like him! The

Scratch golfer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[rich_s2]

> @ebrasmus21 said:

> Rich - as the resident WRX-poet I’d like to see one piece of creative writing from you a month. Just something to think about.

 

I’m still not sure of how the mods feel about these types of posts so I don’t want to push my luck.

[ebrasmus21]

> @"rich s" said:

> > @ebrasmus21 said:

> > Rich - as the resident WRX-poet I’d like to see one piece of creative writing from you a month. Just something to think about.

>

> I’m still not sure of how the mods feel about these types of posts so I don’t want to push my luck.

 

If anything I’d say the mods might move your comedic poetry to the 19th hole.

 

[Man_O_War]

yup. i knew scratch golf was a lie

[Man_O_War]

> @"rich s" said:

> > @DavePelz4 said:

> > I'm glad you enjoyed our round together.

>

> LOL, love it :P

 

i thought a Pelz is only known for putting

[Chef Otto]

HA

[LeoLeo99]

Sounds like that guy was all out of bubble gum.

[BrianMcG]

And then everyone clapped.

[Obee]

> @zoned_post_meridiem said:

> This had me believing for way longer than it should have :)

 

Exactly!!! I was believing literally every second until the squirrel incident!!! LOL