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  • Ed SettleEd Settle #InsideTMAG ClubWRX  6085WRX Points: 209Handicap: 8.7Posts: 6,085 ClubWRX
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    Putt left severely short:<br />
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    "Did the putter get caught in your skirt?"<br />
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    In our group we always say "I never thought of laying up"
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  • DeCuchiDeCuchi Members  1122WRX Points: 6Handicap: 4.6Posts: 1,122 Platinum Tees
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    I have a few cocky friends I play with. Thing is they struggle to break 90 and I'm a 4 hdcp. When they start getting annoying I'll wait until I blow a drive well past them. I'll then ask them if they've heard about that new Super Walmart they are building? If they say where, I say between your ball and mine. They hate that.
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  • gussiegussie Members  306WRX Points: 1Posts: 306 Greens
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    Have a few good ones <br />
    A son in law shot <br />
    Not quite what we expected <br />
    Mother in law shot <br />
    You know ure up there and you know you shouldn't be<br />
    Ryanair shot <br />
    Looked good taking off but landed nowhere near where it should have <br />
    My personal favourite <br />
    Removal in thompsons funeral home at 630<br />
    When one of my regular four ball hits an errant shot never to be seen again <br />
    In ireland when people die part of the funeral process is friends and family would gather at funeral home to pay their respects to the deceased
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  • HoosierHacker89HoosierHacker89 IndianapolisMembers  2760WRX Points: 173Handicap: my swingPosts: 2,760 Titanium Tees
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    My dad has a name for everything i swear. I love it. He comes up with crap all the time. <br />
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    Buddy of mine will say when you stick a shot really close you knocked it tighter than a nuns c***. Kills me
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  • xxjonesyxxxxjonesyxx Members  1073WRX Points: 0Handicap: 5.2Posts: 1,073
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    edited for poor taste......
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  • Birddog2Birddog2 Members  1149WRX Points: 99Handicap: 17Posts: 1,149 Platinum Tees
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    isles1 wrote:
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    One of our caddies on the old course called a pulled shot a Mickey Mantle, "A dead Yank"<br />
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    I've heard this one referred to also as a "Billy Martin."
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  • Kwward11Kwward11 The Man From Nantucket Members  1259WRX Points: 100Handicap: +1Posts: 1,259 Platinum Tees
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    Played with a guy in a tourney one time that called his ball "white boy". Sounds simple, but when attached to the end of normal phrases it had me dying laughing.<br />
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    "Get down white boy!"<br />
    "Go in white boy!"<br />
    "Where the **** you going white boy?"<br />
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    Pretty comical.
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    Skinny Spitter....thin ball<br />
    I'il Necker...drive off the heel<br />
    Chunky squirter...chunked bump and run on wet grass<br />
    Caque..pronounced cack...can be any sort of bushes, weeds etc as in I hit that I'll necker into the caque<br />
    Tea Party...a shot waay right
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  • kgkkgk Slapshot Members  1299WRX Points: 149Posts: 1,299 Platinum Tees
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    We use this one a bit back home when your putt lips out. A "Prom Putt". All lip, no hole.<br />
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    Ohh that is good.
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  • hdcp0hdcp0 Members  338WRX Points: 46Handicap: .0Posts: 338 Greens
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    "Take a Worthy"<br />
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    Describes a short putt that is given when playing a 2 ball team play when your putt no longer matters. "Worthy" is a regular in the 2 ball team play that will take putts up to 12ft long to reduce his hdcp:)
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  • Mike_CMike_C Members  1606WRX Points: 209Posts: 1,606 Platinum Tees
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    Bumping an old thread. Anybody got any new ones?

    Wanted to add one I use now and then when somebody ask for help on a long putt: Keep it low, or I would flight this one down......

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  • James the Hogan FanJames the Hogan Fan Members  1277WRX Points: 898Handicap: 12Posts: 1,277 Platinum Tees
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    Can't top Liberace, but we have the 'b*tchip', for a chunked chip that you hit like a *****.

    One that I read on a similar thread from way back that got me laughing was the 'Adolph Hitler': two shots in a bunker.

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  • Oriolesfan138Oriolesfan138 Members  37WRX Points: 58Posts: 37 Bunkers
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    Every time my Dad pulls one left, he calls it a “Thurman Munson.”

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  • Ab34Ab34 Members  249WRX Points: 62Posts: 249 Fairways
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    Every time we leave one short on the green or lip it out we say "Had it in her mouth and daddy walked in"

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  • Windlaker_1Windlaker_1 SE WisconsinMembers  69WRX Points: 71Handicap: 20Posts: 69 Bunkers
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    Elephant's **** as in it's high and it stinks.

    We call it a "Giraffe's A$$".

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  • gripandripgripandrip Members  1261WRX Points: 246Posts: 1,261 Platinum Tees
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    On -, @DeCuchi said:

    I have a few cocky friends I play with. Thing is they struggle to break 90 and I'm a 4 hdcp. When they start getting annoying I'll wait until I blow a drive well past them. I'll then ask them if they've heard about that new Super Walmart they are building? If they say where, I say between your ball and mine. They hate that.

    I play with similar group, but am always accused of playing a Linda Ronstadt. (Blue Bayou). I tell them I'd hit it shorter, but I don't like to talk to them in the fairway.

    Maybe we should have a new one. Had A Duvall. (snowman or greater for hole)

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  • FergusonFerguson Members  5994WRX Points: 3,499Handicap: 7.0Posts: 5,994 Titanium Tees
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    Maybe the thread should be sophomoric phrases/words?

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  • gripandripgripandrip Members  1261WRX Points: 246Posts: 1,261 Platinum Tees
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    On -, @Ed Settle said:

    knockdstiff wrote:

    Putt left severely short:

    "Did the putter get caught in your skirt?"

    In our group we always say "I never thought of laying up"

    Not to be sexist, but we ask him if his husband plays.

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  • aenematedaenemated Los Angeles, CAMembers  684WRX Points: 818Posts: 684 Golden Tee
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    I dunno if it was unique to us or not but on my high school team, we adopted the term "mule" as a distance of measurement equal to approximately 100 yards. It could also be a verb to describe a long drive:

    hits big drive
    "How far was that?"
    "About three mule."
    "**** - muled it."

    I still use this on occasion and people look at me weird; so I guess it was just us.

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  • SecondandGoalSecondandGoal South Shore MAMembers  461WRX Points: 263Handicap: 10.3Posts: 461 Greens
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    My friend's wife always uses, "oh, ****, my purse got in the way" on a putt that comes up well short.

    My favorite for that situation that always makes people crack up:
    "Next time, make sure your labia are out of the way before you hit." (yes, I have used that when playing with the ladies, but never on one of their putts).

    Another personal fave for a hard pull left:
    "Yanked that like a teenager watching ****".

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  • RRHRRH Members  324WRX Points: 90Posts: 324 Greens
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    Right street, wrong address

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  • jwhite86jwhite86 ClubWRX  1015WRX Points: 384Handicap: 12Posts: 1,015 ClubWRX
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    "Feels good when you pull it"

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  • fillwelixfillwelix Boston AreaMembers  1531WRX Points: 379Posts: 1,531 Platinum Tees
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    On -, @Ed Settle said:

    knockdstiff wrote:

    Putt left severely short:

    "Did the putter get caught in your skirt?"

    In our group we always say "I never thought of laying up"

    From that lie? Smart golf

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  • LeftDaddyLeftDaddy Members  976WRX Points: 314Handicap: 9Posts: 976 Golden Tee
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    I have a few that are off-color. One of them is a bit despicable so I don’t often use it but it is a somewhat modern day variant of the Liberace. I like Liberace better and so will be using that going forward. A caddie in California told me the despicable one, and it had to do with someone who is now in jail for his actions. I’ll stop there.

    Anyway, another couple:

    Prom date - all lip and no hole
    **** star, for when a putt “came across the face”.

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  • 3ack3ack SCMembers  136WRX Points: 92Posts: 136 Fairways
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    I once played with someone who had a decently long putt and as it was on a good line about halfway to the hole he just yells "ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE!" out of nowhere. It was pretty funny.

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  • fillwelixfillwelix Boston AreaMembers  1531WRX Points: 379Posts: 1,531 Platinum Tees
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    On -, @3ack said:

    I once played with someone who had a decently long putt and as it was on a good line about halfway to the hole he just yells "ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE!" out of nowhere. It was pretty funny.

    On another food-related note: when you have a fast downhill putt for example and just need to get it started I like to use the phrase "just kiss that egg"

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  • gioguy21gioguy21 NJMembers  8212WRX Points: 1,410Handicap: +1.5 (1194646)Posts: 8,212 Titanium Tees
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    a good lie in the rough - 'sittin up like a honeymoon d*ck'

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    A Seve is any amazing shot that is unconventional from trouble. Hit it on the green from next to a fence...that's a Seve. Hit it in-between tree limbs...that's a Seve.

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    Whenever I hear "let the big dog eat", I follow that with "let the big dog crap", and then slice my drive into the trees.

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    Our group likes to use the following: Bill Pullman (pulled shot), Jeff Healey (healed shot), Ric Flair - Woo! (flared shot). If you skull a chip we like to say: you hit that one in the forehead. A shank is referred to as El Hoselle, or the Ole Mexican Chip Out. A draw or hook is called a Slinger (I am all to familiar with that one).

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