Almost hit this little/big guy on the fairway today....

[GHIN n Juice]

> @QuigleyDU said:

> > @"GHIN n Juice" said:

> > Played the 2 man last weekend at Toana Vista, the course where my previous pics were taken, and they’re still walking the grounds. This fella was eating off a tree near the green and stayed to pose for a picture before moving on.

> >

> >

>

> once antelope find a golf course, they never leave. Nobody shooting at them. At least not with arrows or bullets.

 

Most definitely. This herd is not bad. I’ve never seen a hoof print or a pellet pile on a green.

[jholz]

> @Ferguson said:

> Golfer and friend of all deer, Dick Venison.

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>

 

One day, Dick Venison will be kicked in the head by a deer.

[Philomathesq]

> @jholz said:

> > @Ferguson said:

> > Golfer and friend of all deer, Dick _Venison_.

> >

> >

> >

>

> One day, Dick **Venison** will be kicked in the head by a deer.

 

Not if he eats it first.

[jholz]

> @Philomathesq said:

> > @jholz said:

> > > @Ferguson said:

> > > Golfer and friend of all deer, Dick _Venison_.

> > >

> > >

> > >

> >

> > One day, Dick Venison will be kicked in the head by a deer.

>

> Not if he eats it first.

 

Is Dick Venison really that large of a dick (Venison)?

[596]

Here's a few.... The ? is one of a dozen at our maintenance shop.

 

 

 

[blink3665]

> @jholz said:

> > @Ferguson said:

> > Golfer and friend of all deer, Dick Venison.

> >

> >

> >

>

> One day, Dick Venison will be kicked in the head by a deer.

 

HA. That's the first thing that I thought. That looks awfully dangerous to do to a wild hoofed animal.

[DBurns]

Unfortunately, off the fairway to see this guy.

 

[Ferguson]

> @jholz said:

> > @Philomathesq said:

> > > @jholz said:

> > > > @Ferguson said:

> > > > Golfer and friend of all deer, Dick _Venison_.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > >

> > > One day, Dick Venison will be kicked in the head by a deer.

> >

> > Not if he eats it first.

>

> Is Dick Venison really that large of a dick (Venison)?

 

His friends call him T-bone.

[gioguy21]

i didn't get a pic of if however i darn near s*** my pants last night. i was walkin up to the 8th green and heard what sounded like a sprinkler head making a noise...nope. it was a northern copperhead -- about 5' or so away from me. i managed to back away slowly -- and proceeded to putt out and walk a very far distance from him back to the cart...

 

 

[Qqq123xx]

> @tgsevers81 said:

> This was a sight to behold...

>

>

 

First clear picture of that guy kneeling that I have ever seen.

[No_Catchy_Nickname]

> @Qqq123xx said:

> > @tgsevers81 said:

> > This was a sight to behold...

> >

> >

>

> First clear picture of that guy kneeling that I have ever seen.

 

It's a fake. The real Bigfoot doesn't need any help reading his putts.

[dlygrisse]

> @andrue said:

> > @dlygrisse said:

> > I had a coyote follow me for two holes the other day, right before dusk. Apparently he feeds of the feral cats in the neighborhood. Or bunnies.

> >

> Or golfers?

>

 

They tend to not mess with humans, but you gotta watch your dog if they are small. Lots of rabbit around here keep them healthy. I did see one on a course in Scottsdale once that had devoured a large goose, pile of goose feathers by the pond. Gotta say I like coyotes on the course more than geese....nasty dirty animals.

[Hawkeye77]

Remember seeing a little scorpion in a bunker playing with one of my grandpas while visiting in Florida when I was in HS, only one I've ever seen in the "wild".

 

Otherwise, these are still my favorite guys encountered on the course!

 

 

[Ferguson]

> @Ferguson said:

> > @jholz said:

> > > @Philomathesq said:

> > > > @jholz said:

> > > > > @Ferguson said:

> > > > > Golfer and friend of all deer, Dick _Venison_.

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > >

> > > > One day, Dick Venison will be kicked in the head by a deer.

> > >

> > > Not if he eats it first.

> >

> > Is Dick Venison really that large of a dick (Venison)?

>

> His friends call him T-bone.

 

 

Just a little family history:

 

Dick's brother, Rumen Venison, has a weak stomach.

Dick's sister, Tapetum Venison, has a nice rack, for clothes.

Dick's second cousin, Odocoileus Venison, has a vast collection of suits with tails.

Dick's Dad, Buck Venison, wore a velvet suit when he married his second wife Bawl Abomasum.

 

 

[jholz]

> @Ferguson said:

> > @Ferguson said:

> > > @jholz said:

> > > > @Philomathesq said:

> > > > > @jholz said:

> > > > > > @Ferguson said:

> > > > > > Golfer and friend of all deer, Dick _Venison_.

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > One day, Dick Venison will be kicked in the head by a deer.

> > > >

> > > > Not if he eats it first.

> > >

> > > Is Dick Venison really that large of a dick (Venison)?

> >

> > His friends call him T-bone.

>

>

> Just a little family history:

>

> Dick's brother, Rumen Venison, has a weak stomach.

> Dick's sister, Tapetum Venison, has a nice rack, for clothes.

> Dick's second cousin, Odocoileus Venison, has a vast collection of suits with tails.

> Dick's Dad, Buck Venison, wore a velvet suit when he married his second wife Bawl Abomasum.

>

>

 

All of them, incidentally, attended Jesuit high schools and scored well on the National Latin Exam.

[Ferguson]

> @jholz said:

> > @Ferguson said:

> > > @Ferguson said:

> > > > @jholz said:

> > > > > @Philomathesq said:

> > > > > > @jholz said:

> > > > > > > @Ferguson said:

> > > > > > > Golfer and friend of all deer, Dick _Venison_.

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > > One day, Dick Venison will be kicked in the head by a deer.

> > > > >

> > > > > Not if he eats it first.

> > > >

> > > > Is Dick Venison really that large of a dick (Venison)?

> > >

> > > His friends call him T-bone.

> >

> >

> > Just a little family history:

> >

> > Dick's brother, Rumen Venison, has a weak stomach.

> > Dick's sister, Tapetum Venison, has a nice rack, for clothes.

> > Dick's second cousin, Odocoileus Venison, has a vast collection of suits with tails.

> > Dick's Dad, Buck Venison, wore a velvet suit when he married his second wife Bawl Abomasum.

> >

> >

>

> All of them, incidentally, attended Jesuit high schools and scored well on the National Latin Exam.

 

It was discovered after a comprehensive autopsy from Dr. Hank Cloven, that Buck's first wife passed away from a complication due to an excess ingestion of the soft drink TAB.

[KMeloney]

The OP should have been playing a Snell.

 

(Give it a moment...)

[jholz]

> @Ferguson said:

> > @jholz said:

> > > @Ferguson said:

> > > > @Ferguson said:

> > > > > @jholz said:

> > > > > > @Philomathesq said:

> > > > > > > @jholz said:

> > > > > > > > @Ferguson said:

> > > > > > > > Golfer and friend of all deer, Dick _Venison_.

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > One day, Dick Venison will be kicked in the head by a deer.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Not if he eats it first.

> > > > >

> > > > > Is Dick Venison really that large of a dick (Venison)?

> > > >

> > > > His friends call him T-bone.

> > >

> > >

> > > Just a little family history:

> > >

> > > Dick's brother, Rumen Venison, has a weak stomach.

> > > Dick's sister, Tapetum Venison, has a nice rack, for clothes.

> > > Dick's second cousin, Odocoileus Venison, has a vast collection of suits with tails.

> > > Dick's Dad, Buck Venison, wore a velvet suit when he married his second wife Bawl Abomasum.

> > >

> > >

> >

> > All of them, incidentally, attended Jesuit high schools and scored well on the National Latin Exam.

>

> It was discovered after a comprehensive autopsy from Dr. Hank Cloven, that Buck's first wife passed away from a complication due to an excess ingestion of the soft drink TAB.

 

 

Bawl, on the other hand, was a fan of full-sugar soft drinks, hence her excessive girth.

[Philomathesq]

> @KMeloney said:

> The OP should have been playing a Snell.

>

> (Give it a moment...)

 

I hate to admit it... but it did take me a moment. And then, a very sly smile crept across my face. Well played, sir.

[Ferguson]

> @jholz said:

> > @Ferguson said:

> > > @jholz said:

> > > > @Ferguson said:

> > > > > @Ferguson said:

> > > > > > @jholz said:

> > > > > > > @Philomathesq said:

> > > > > > > > @jholz said:

> > > > > > > > > @Ferguson said:

> > > > > > > > > Golfer and friend of all deer, Dick _Venison_.

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > One day, Dick Venison will be kicked in the head by a deer.

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > Not if he eats it first.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Is Dick Venison really that large of a dick (Venison)?

> > > > >

> > > > > His friends call him T-bone.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Just a little family history:

> > > >

> > > > Dick's brother, Rumen Venison, has a weak stomach.

> > > > Dick's sister, Tapetum Venison, has a nice rack, for clothes.

> > > > Dick's second cousin, Odocoileus Venison, has a vast collection of suits with tails.

> > > > Dick's Dad, Buck Venison, wore a velvet suit when he married his second wife Bawl Abomasum.

> > > >

> > > >

> > >

> > > All of them, incidentally, attended Jesuit high schools and scored well on the National Latin Exam.

> >

> > It was discovered after a comprehensive autopsy from Dr. Hank Cloven, that Buck's first wife passed away from a complication due to an excess ingestion of the soft drink TAB.

>

>

> Bawl, on the other hand, was a fan of full-sugar soft drinks, hence her excessive girth.

 

 

Oh my goodness, I could share some stories.

 

Bawl, a sturdy woman since her teens, loves the freestyle car tire toss at the State Fair.

She also holds the local county record for longest varicose vein.

[Socrates]

> @"Go_Blue!" said:

>

>

> Saw this guy over the wknd waiting for us on the 5th tee

 

Is Miguel your greens keeper?

 

What kind of snake is that? Rat Snake?

[RSinSG]

The only wildlife I see every day on the course are Mud Hens or Coots. Nasty flying crap-spreaders. Of course people driving by stop and feed them all day long so they're all pretty happy.

[Carl Spackler3]

Nashville

[Go_Blue!]

> @Socrates said:

> > @"Go_Blue!" said:

> >

> >

> > Saw this guy over the wknd waiting for us on the 5th tee

>

> Is Miguel your greens keeper?

>

> What kind of snake is that? Rat Snake?

 

Missassauga Hognose.