Ok. I'm Here.

[maestroh]

So, somebody forgot to water my old golf forum and it died. Then spent a lot of time on another because I liked the blue and silver theme. It was pretty cool until the patent attorney got bored and decided his family were more important than his imaginary friends. What a tool. Even the death metal guy said so. An he's a doctor so he knows.

 

So then I didn't do any golf forum for a long, long, time.

 

So, now I'm on here.

 

Although not me entirely. It seems someone stole my name. Not sure why someone would want to be me. There's plenty of times I don't like being me.

 

So, I have a new name, that's close to my old one. So I got that goin' for me.

 

Hello to any old friends who may be here and remember me from the other joint. Hello to any new friends.

 

How come I don't have permission to have a signature?

 

Anyhoo.

[Bushwood Country Club]

Welcome...

[Barfolomew]

Ya I remember you you're that Maestroh guy that dated Elaine on Seinfeld

[Chip Duffer]

Now THAT is an entrance!

welcome (back)!!

[MtlJeff]

What's up brosef

[maestroh]

LOL Thank you.

 

Oh! emojis!!! I forgot about those.

 

 

[maestroh]

Oh, I haven't thought about Elaine in a very long time.

[kmay__]

Where have you been, your house in Tuscany?

[maestroh]

Close!

 

I was playing a course called "Toscana!"

 

Until the buddy I was freeloading off took his wife and kid to Texas of all bleepin' places. Something about a better job and more money. Douche.

 

So, now I can't play there anymore because it's private and the fence is too high to climb.

 

But it does look like Tuscany. That was before I started drinking Trulys.

[Sean2]

Wherever you go, there you are.

[Conrad1953]

welcome to WRX Conductor!

[Imp]

Oh, *&^%.

 

--kC

[rwc356]

Always good to have another happy golfer in town. Life and golf are too important to treat them as a zero sum games.

[Ferguson]

 

That's why it's a good idea to keep a posting status at two websites. My "other" forum is over at Jo-Ann Fabrics. Good bunch of people over there.

And we talk about more than just textiles.

 

Welcome.

 

[maestroh]

LOL!!! I can't imagine the thread count on forum like that!

 

Thank you for the welcome.

[Ferguson]

 

We got The Maestroh in the house.

 

 

 

[Imp]

I got banned from there... I don't align with the social fabric.

[maestroh]

 

You're probably better off, than sticking it out getting all of the needling from those dyed in the wool.

[maestroh]

Damn it!

 

I'm sequestered.

 

Nobody's gonna find me in here.

 

We're doomed!

[Imp]

I couldn't take the consistent needling all the time.

[nitram]

Simplicity or McCall's??

[DavePelz4]

Are you finally Master of your Domain?